I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   General Blabber (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=7)
-   -   I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips) (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799)

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:15 AM


GADZOOKS Sep 7th, 2005 12:16 AM

http://fckyoubtch.proboards57.com/index.cgi

THE BOARD MOVED DUE TO ME HAVING A SPAT WITH EZBOARD.

ALL PEOPLE FROM THE OLD BOARDS GETS BEST BUD STATUS AND THAT ALLOWS THEM TO VISIT THE SECRAT FORUM.

SORRY GUYS BUT EZBOARD IS FOR JERKS.

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:17 AM

GADZOOKS you don't need to tell me twice :lol

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Who am I to declare anything around here anyway.

Esuohlim, that's who. >:

Damn straight. & I would of followed your order, if only I wasn't so busy making fun of Mark Riddles.

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

is this sexy i can't tell :(

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Chuck Pichnuik's book is a piece of shit, by the way. >:

Oh yes, it is.

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:19 AM

I can't believe I spent $14 on that toilet paper >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

is this sexy i can't tell :(

It would be sexier if it was Jessica Alba with a Ruptured Appendix. :orgasm

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I can't believe I spent $14 on that toilet paper >:

You should jack off onto each page & then donate it to Goodwill.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:


Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
It would be sexier if it was Jessica Alba with a Ruptured Appendix. :orgasm

Yeah :(

We're gonna get married one day you know :picklehat

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
You should jack off onto each page & then donate it to Goodwill.

If I jack off onto each of the 200 pages I'll be here until January. >:

But if I take the time to print out a picture of Jessica Alba and paste it to each page then jack off on it I'll be done by the weekend. :(

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
We're gonna get married one day you know :picklehat

That'll make you a very lucky man.

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Funnie
Dear Journal,

Well, Journal. Even though I grew up with very liberal parents (my sister Judy being so left-wing that I think that she should do a cameo on THE WEST WING hahaha that's a joke, Journal), I have very conservative views. For instance, sometimes my mom sometimes sprinkles a teensy-bit too much sugar atop her wonderful sugar cookies, and I for one will not excuse these matters lightly. I always "make my rebuttal" by gently yet firmly dusting the sugar off and into the trash. See, it's things like that.

Anyway, Journal, like millions of warm-blooded patriotic Bluffington civilians, my parents went out to buy My Life by Bill Clinton. They polished off those 952 pages in three days, and now it sits on top of our TV like a shrine. Well, me and Skeet were thinking about it the other day, but I couldn't bring myself to read a single page of democratic hodge-podge, no sir.

But then on a particularly rainy afternoon, Skeeter and me ran out of good Quailman stories, and we were sick of Barnyard Chess, so we decided to take a gander at Slick Willy's new memoirs (Slick Willy is what I call him because I made it up. I'm going to be a stand-up comedian someday, Journal).

Well I tell you what, we were so into his book that we didn't realize we missed school the next day. Mrs. Wingo really had it in for us, boy howdy.

Anyway, I don't remember much of My Life by Bill Clinton because he used a lot of big words that I didn't understand. Also, I was holding it upside-down the whole time. Live and learn, I always say. I gotta go, I can smell Mom's sugar cookies in the oven. I hope she didn't put too much sugar on top of them this time. Oh brother...


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
If I jack off onto each of the 200 pages I'll be here until January. >:

You should hire AChimp to do it for you then. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:26 AM

This thread is lacking Jessica Alba discussion >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:28 AM

Doug Funnie grew up to become Pat! :o

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:28 AM

Has Achewood ever mentioned Jessica Alba? :eek

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:29 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
But if I take the time to print out a picture of Jessica Alba and paste it to each page then jack off on it I'll be done by the weekend. :(

It would take you that long? :eek

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:30 AM

http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica...20-%201280.png

:eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
This thread is lacking Jessica Alba discussion >:

I think they should hold off making the I Dream Of Jeannie movie till she has finished the Fantastic Four sequels. She would be my perfect Jeannie. :love

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:31 AM

Fantastic Four more life Fantastic Two (I REFERRED TO JESSICA ALBA'S BOOBS WITH THAT JOKE)

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:32 AM

SPEAKING OF WHICH I CAN NOT FIND I PICTURE OF HER BOOBS ANYWHERE >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Has Achewood ever mentioned Jessica Alba? :eek

No, but then Onstad is a billion years old. :x

I thought he was cool when he was like some fresh out of college jerk, but I was wrong & I had a hard time getting back into Achewood after I found out.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica%20Alba%2001%20-%201280.png

:eek :eek :eek :eek

Great picture. :wank


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:40 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.