I already was planning a really wierd script based on James >:

James

Hey, Doogie

Doogie (James college room mate)

Dude I was so high last night

James

Oh, Ya I know you stabbed me and then lit my couch on fire


Doogie

Dude, I'm sorry about that, Did that hooker I bought you do the trick?

James

That was a hooker? I thought she liked me

Doogie

Uh, no dude she was $500 from my Meth sales "crazy money" You know when you have too much money and you just want to go "crazy" (holds hands in air waving them)

James

I'm going to write about this in my College paper

I'd like to sign up as a voter. :D

Thanks

I'm fucking in. As a competitor.

Man, it's a good thing I'm not signing up then! :chatter

ok! so i donated!

am i cool now?

The fact that you had to ask that question makes you soooooooo uncool! >:

way to get it, lotida.

Verily.

Would you like a title?

I'm so cool, I got frostbite. :verily

Someone should try to get Jonathan Clement in this. It would be great. No trying tobe funny, just mormonesque babble.

Chojin invited him but it's not fair to the rest because Jonathon has the REAL god on his side.

heck yeah!

can it be "has a title!"

cause, i'm just so proud!

Done and done. Consider yourself a registered voter.

I'm back. I added Retro Kat because somebody somebody somebody forgot to. Also, blackflag, did you want to compete or just vote? You're in as a voter right now.

Less than 6 and 1/2 hours left to go! Get signed up now OR REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Also, if you've signed up but you're not on the list in the first post in this thread, let me know so I can correct it.

just lookin to vote

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Okay, signups are over. I'm going to make the qualifier threads in the 2005 Mock Wars forum now.

THE MOCK WARS HAVE BEGUN

NOTE: Competition signups are closed, but if you still want to sign up to vote, this can be done at any time. Make your request in this thread, but don't expect as prompt a reply.

I donated! Can I be a voter now?

considering the general disgust that everyone feels towards you on the boards, do you really think that you could vote impartially?

I'll vote for whoever is funniest and so far it isn't you.

I want the title "Generally Disgusted" so everyone will know how they feel about me >:

forgive me if I'm not emotionally wounded because a man who represents himself with two crackers fucking thinks I'm not exactly "king of the hill"

you're forgive, but I didnt think you needed to apologize.

you guys can go ahead and put me straight into the final round. I didn't want to bother with signing up for the monkey slap fest that the first coupla rounds are assured to be.

Oh and i don't think i should have to pay for my title either, i am more broke than any of you can imagine. If you could just go ahead and give me whatever old titles you have laying around, don't you have like a program for low income individuals or something?