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Black Flag Jan 25th, 2007 08:32 PM

cry for attention?

Black Flag Jan 25th, 2007 08:33 PM

you really shouldn't need the creeps on i-mockery to validate you

Sacks Jan 25th, 2007 08:34 PM

Black Flag are you throwing that sass at me again?

Guitar Woman Jan 25th, 2007 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by Chojin
OAO is banned from participating.


Womti Jan 25th, 2007 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by Chojin
You have nothing to lose ;<

this is entirely my point. I have nothing to lose.

eggyolk Jan 25th, 2007 08:44 PM

whose character are you again?

Emu Jan 25th, 2007 08:44 PM

I have plenty to lose.

My tears. ;_;

Jixby Phillips Jan 25th, 2007 09:34 PM

I'll particpate! yes i will.

J. Tithonus Pednaud Jan 25th, 2007 09:34 PM

Ah hell...I have an extended tour date during the week of the qualifiers. Getting online will be an issue. But I'm not out, I am just going to have to drop some serious A-Bombs and wreck the joint on one of those days.

Must go draw up some battle plans.

Going at this handicapped, but I can do it - most of you seem to manage being handicapped really well.

Inspirational, really.

xbxDaniel Jan 25th, 2007 09:48 PM

Peer presure's a bitch. I guess I'll try and compete too.

GADZOOKS Jan 25th, 2007 10:22 PM

Jixby hired me as a part time joke-writer for his cause. So I'm quasi participating as much as a can, dudes.

ArrowX Jan 26th, 2007 02:30 AM

Mock Warrior is OAO look at that homoflexible shirt rip, every time that gif plays its complete animation Hulk hogan dies a little bit.

Guitar Woman Jan 26th, 2007 03:23 AM

That's What with the wannabe hulk avatar; you're getting your idiots crossed.

King Hadas Jan 26th, 2007 09:23 AM

I'm definetly going to vote but I'm not entirely sure if I want to compete this year, how long do we have until registration is closed?

Womti Jan 26th, 2007 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by StupidKraut
Mock Warrior is OAO look at that homoflexible shirt rip, every time that gif plays its complete animation Hulk hogan dies a little bit.

no, this gif was made from someone named Schimid. I assure you, there's no OAO here.

ArrowX Jan 26th, 2007 09:32 PM

he changed his name already! The new forums arent even up yet asshole! >:

kahljorn Jan 26th, 2007 10:58 PM

i guess you can enter me chojin but i don't know if I'll be very active and I don't know if ill do very well...

plus it's not really fair for the people fighting me because you know I already gave them all the material they need :(

Black Flag Jan 26th, 2007 10:59 PM

geez arrowx you are pretty stupid

your joke wasn't even funny dude

Schimid Jan 27th, 2007 12:35 AM

Wait why is my name in this thread guys

kahljorn Jan 27th, 2007 12:36 AM

because you're a lovable scamp.

Evil Robot Jan 27th, 2007 03:00 AM

I propose a rule that would prevent the helpless from wasting our time by competing. I propose a fight to the death in which the loser gets banned from I-Mockery forums permanently. The reason I feel confident in this venture is that Bubsy sucks, and will therefore loose by default. I don't even need to be there when it happens, just go into his profile and view all posts to see that he is a blight on these forums.

All we need is Chojin's approval and the banishment of this "Bubsy"can take place as soon as possible.

Thank you,
Evil Robot

kahljorn Jan 27th, 2007 03:29 AM

bubsy is loose by default. Non-elastic vaginas run in the bubsy genes like cheap socks from the dollar store.

J. Tithonus Pednaud Jan 27th, 2007 07:31 AM

We talking a physical fight to the death? Because I am all over that.

I am aroused at the prospect.

ArrowX Jan 27th, 2007 12:09 PM

I'm thinking a destruction derby using our own commuter vehicles. Then we all have a sense of loss if we lose.

noob3 Jan 27th, 2007 06:17 PM

but you're fat & canadian, what kind of derby are you going to be driving in with your hoverround?

Emu Jan 27th, 2007 06:18 PM

is there any way we can get Helm to make an appearance?

Chojin Jan 27th, 2007 06:59 PM

i wish, but helm is far too serious for the internet these days

even though he's online constantly

noob3 Jan 27th, 2007 07:35 PM

when does this pile start?

executioneer Jan 27th, 2007 07:39 PM

its suppose to start feb. 14, i think

THE MOCK WARRIOR Jan 27th, 2007 07:50 PM

I might be too busy having sex with my 3 wives to participate on the 14th, I only hope my opponent will understand. But being from here, that is highly unlikley that they would of ever have had sex to understand how I am feeling.

Bubsy Jan 27th, 2007 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by Evil Robot

hey i'm offering a truce! we don't need this crap and besides, you're an alright guy!!!!!!!!!!

i don't hate anyone on i-mockery except for the noobs!!!!!!!!!

Chojin Jan 27th, 2007 09:07 PM

I've updated the first post with a list of who's participating so far. If I missed you or something, let me know.

Also if you happen to be in the two SPECIAL GROUPS included, I would appreciate if you would formally sign up for voting if you're not gonna compete ANYWAY, just so we have a reasonable idea of the number of votes each fight will get.

liquidstatik Jan 29th, 2007 04:10 PM

Dear mr. chojin, i see that i have been blacklisted!

I sent you an e-mail a day or so ago, explaining the christmas ordeal. Not sure if you've got it, though. :x

Womti Jan 30th, 2007 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 460963)

you should fix these :<

Yggdrasill Jan 30th, 2007 12:19 PM

I want to be a voter!

Juttin Jan 30th, 2007 07:47 PM

My humor-maker has been raped, murdered, posthumously raped, shattered, and burned. Then, someone took those ashes, raped them, pissed on them, and fired them into the sun.

Which means I could be tied for 1st come Mock Wars season.
But, I'm not gonna compete. I suck too much. I'll vote, though.

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 07:51 PM

You do suck too much! I totally agree with you! :]

Juttin Jan 30th, 2007 07:57 PM

I mean, my comedy powers are so awesome, that they can't be viewed in this dimension.
If any man were to hear a WACKY zinger from me, their heads would just EXPLODE OUT OF SHEER AWESOME

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 30th, 2007 08:06 PM

Hey Ill make a deal with you fatass. If you join I will too. Fuck OAO.

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 08:07 PM

fuck both of you we will have to stick you two in the play pen to battle

it will be bloody but only 1of you will come out of alive!!

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2007 08:22 PM

Like I said before, MEGA BLOKS.

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 08:23 PM

juttin needs some block distractions he will just try to bite into zelda's skull and he will start choking on zelda's long greasy hair & zelda will slowly die with juttin's teeth still embedded in his skull :0

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 08:52 PM

ZBF is blacklisted and therefore can't participate or vote.

Same for Juttin.

Unless someone can think of a reason otherwise!

executioneer Jan 30th, 2007 08:55 PM

i think if they want to participate, fine, but maybe they shouldn't get to vote

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 08:58 PM

Thing is, we all thought it'd be funny if OAO participated, but I really don't think that they'd play if they got past qualifiers. Zelda especially, he'd just go like

fuck this, I don't care about this anyway whatever man

and post in every other forum instead. There's a certain amount of dedication required for our events and that's why we have a blacklist in the first place for people that have proven that they're far too gay to participate.

Juttin Jan 30th, 2007 10:25 PM

Well, you see, Mr. Yockey, I'm blacklisted because, as I said before, I'm a whiny bitch.
A reason to blacklist? Probably not. But, then again, you are KING OF ROAD >:

Juttin Jan 30th, 2007 10:27 PM

(Read: A faggot.)

ANYWHOSKI, I'm thinking that I could participate, even if I have to be paired with ralph wiggums.
I don't know. The giant ball of failure will humor me.

Yggdrasill Jan 30th, 2007 11:02 PM

juttin and zeldas power of self loathing combined gotta be worth something

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2007 11:10 PM


Dr. Boogie Jan 31st, 2007 12:25 AM

I suddenly get the feeling that Juttin won't be involved in Mock Wars.

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 12:49 AM


Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 12:51 AM


Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 460972)
I don't have a problem if people want to make a new account and share passwords.


zeldasbiggestfan Jan 31st, 2007 01:22 AM

I probably cant even make it to a match becuase of goddamn algebra and having to get ready for sophmore year so goddamn early. Anyway Im not participating. Fuck the deals. But can I vote?

MLE Jan 31st, 2007 01:22 AM


Sam Jan 31st, 2007 01:25 AM


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 463921)
I probably cant even make it to a match becuase of goddamn algebra and having to get ready for sophmore year so goddamn early.


MLE Jan 31st, 2007 01:30 AM

I have to say, I agree with Sam.

Tropical Jan 31st, 2007 09:23 AM

Hey ZBF solve this:
if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z.


actually never ever post in imock again. you have a larger post count than me and that's not healthy.

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 09:51 AM

The heartbreaking part is that zelda is autistic and will actually try to solve that :<

sadie Jan 31st, 2007 11:21 AM

man, that makes me feel bad for calling him a moron and all. :(

Emu Jan 31st, 2007 11:47 AM

I looked at that problem and forgot how to FOIL which kind of sucks because I have math in an hour and a half.

Grislygus Jan 31st, 2007 11:49 AM

Enough with the math gibberish. Me no likes.

Emu Jan 31st, 2007 11:58 AM

if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z.

10x^2 + 20xy + 10y^2


5x^2 + 10xy + 5y^2 = 5

x + y = z
y = z - x

5x^2 + 10x(x-z) + 5(x-z)^2 = 5

15x^2 - 10xz + 5(x^2 - 2xz + z^2) = 5


Emu Jan 31st, 2007 12:02 PM

Emu Jan 31st, 2007 12:04 PM


my point stands

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2007 12:19 PM

You can't solve two equations with three unknowns :nerd

Emu Jan 31st, 2007 12:22 PM

bullshit i can't

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2007 12:24 PM

It's like trying to solve one equation with two unknowns (x - y = 6), there's an infinite number of answers.

Emu if we were actually mock warring right now this would probably be pretty close to the real deal :(

Emu Jan 31st, 2007 12:27 PM

I won't argue math with you dude I respect you too much for that let's drop this grudge and get ourselves a cool mocha okay.

noob3 Jan 31st, 2007 03:52 PM

hey guys is it cool to be in basic math 8)

CaptainBubba Jan 31st, 2007 04:03 PM

if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z.

(x^2+2xy+y^2) = (x+y)^2

10((x+y)^2)/2 = 5(x+y)^2 = 5

(x+y)^2 = 1

let u = (x+y)

u^2 = 1

u = 1

z = 1


noob3 Jan 31st, 2007 04:04 PM

50 x 5


Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 04:07 PM

50 50 50 50 50


noob3 Jan 31st, 2007 04:08 PM

golden star for chojin :]

CaptainBubba Jan 31st, 2007 04:09 PM


Prove that every even integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of two primes.

This ones easy guys come on.

noob3 Jan 31st, 2007 04:13 PM

the answer is 420 :lol


CaptainBubba Jan 31st, 2007 04:17 PM

Thats right :eek

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 31st, 2007 06:53 PM

Im so bad at math its not even funny. Im borderling a B- and a C. It sucks hard.

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 07:06 PM

Shut up, beverly

Tropical Feb 1st, 2007 01:23 PM


Originally Posted by CaptainBubba (Post 464190)
if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z.

(x^2+2xy+y^2) = (x+y)^2

10((x+y)^2)/2 = 5(x+y)^2 = 5

(x+y)^2 = 1

let u = (x+y)

u^2 = 1

u = 1

z = 1


actually you're only half right

z= 1 or -1

CaptainBubba Feb 1st, 2007 03:13 PM

I'm Babylonian dude, we ignore negative answers to quadratics doncha know. :rolleyes

Nate Flax Feb 4th, 2007 11:30 AM

Long Version:

I have no love for internet tomfoolery, which is why I must enter this competition of rascalions to prove once again the internet is not a toy, but a tool. A tool for tools. A tool that I, Nate Flax will use to my advantage in my robust affirmation of manliness which is my entry into these mock wars.

Short Version:

Count me in.

Misdemonar Feb 4th, 2007 12:00 PM

man, your pretty ugly dude.

ArrowX Feb 4th, 2007 12:43 PM

I don't like this character.

Nate Flax Feb 4th, 2007 08:30 PM

Thems fightin' words where I come from...and I come from a rowdy metropolitan area.

xbxDaniel Feb 4th, 2007 08:34 PM

Usually people put the short version first, because most people prefer to know just what they need to, or they want to know enough to not care about the long version. Just for future reference.

MarioRPG Feb 4th, 2007 08:41 PM

I reckon this will be a jim dandy of a mock war. :)

Nate Flax Feb 4th, 2007 10:17 PM

See, but with my new and improved revision of the "tried and true" methods, I can successfully con unbeknownst Americans into reading the long version first. I imagine the republican party follows a similar mindset.

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2007 11:01 PM

do you hate george w bu$h

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 03:12 AM

umm.. *raises hand* i want to join in dammit!

Rez Feb 7th, 2007 04:36 AM

school prevents me from participating despite awesome skills.
i will be the magnanimous abstainer that nonetheless sagely observes from the sidelines.



Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 05:03 AM

ha ha loser .. ha ha ..

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 05:38 AM

chojy eric .. please put me in the list to fight .. eh' someone mite vote for me.. or maybe ill suddenly gain some more inteligence by then. Its going to be a surprise.. ive been waiting for this shit ..

btw: any reason why it was choose to begin on valentines day? Ironic .. (if someone has already asked this, sorry, but unfortunatly at this present time I have lost the ability to read through 8 pages of nonsensical bullshit, therefore preventing me in repeating that, which has already been said)

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 05:43 AM

Ok, I changed my mind. I'm gonna COMPETE so I can say really really mean things to lenor in qualifiers. >:

EDIT: fuck it I can't fucking wait that long >:

Still competing, though

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 06:34 AM

haha.. I dont know weither to take that as an insult or a compliment..

ohhh fuckin a' .. if this turns into a 'mockwars on lenore 07' thats really going to be lame...

Esuohlim Feb 7th, 2007 11:56 AM

So are you Lenor or Lenore?

MOCK WARS CHARTER AMENDMENT PROPOSAL: A member can't participate until he/she can consistently spell his/her own name correctly.

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2007 11:59 AM


Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 12:23 PM

seriously shut up.. half of you most likely cant even pronounce your own names.

Yes its spelled lenor, but it was meant to be lenore, unfortunatly that name is unable to be used because of some copywritten shit, I dunno. rog explained it to me along time ago, and I didnt want to be adding numbers. So I just left the E off.

I prefer if people would actually remember my real name, amber, color of beer. Not that hard.

Esuohlim Feb 7th, 2007 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 468159)
because of some copywritten shit

haha what

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 12:29 PM

Ask rog yourself, I dont understand it either. All I can think of is Edgar allen poe.

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2007 12:42 PM

Allow me to explain this complicated idea. Someone else had already signed up under that name. Contrary to urban myth, it is not actually copyrighted.

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