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Chojin Jan 20th, 2007 05:43 PM

Hey. Hey fgts.

Mock war.

Right now I'd like to start this February 14th. For most of you who don't know because you will die EMPTY AND ALONE, that's Valentine's Day. I figure you'll all have some aggression to work out at or around that date.

February 14-16: (Wed,Thurs,Fri) Qualifiers. Qualifiers will be handled just like last year, where everyone in the competition piles into a handful of threads and tries to be funnier than everyone else (it is handled this way because you all have experience doing this).
February 17-18th: (Sat, Sun) Voting will take place on the qualifiers, and the top 16 mockers will advance to round 1.
Rounds will be held in two blocks (A and B) per week, with 3 days of competition followed by 4 days of voting.
February 19-21: (Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block A mockers fight.
February 22-25: (Thurs,Fri,Sat,Sun) Round 1, Block A fights are voted on.
February 22-24: (Thurs,Fri,Sat) Round 1, Block B mockers fight.
February 25-28: (Sun,Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block B fights are voted on.
February 26-28: Round 2, Block A mockers fight.
March 1-4: Round 2, Block A fights are voted on.
March 1-3: Round 2, Block B mockers fight.
March 4-7: Round 2, Block B fights are voted on.
March 5-7: Round 3, Block A mockers fight.
March 8-11: Round 3, Block A fights are voted on.
March 8-10: Round 3, Block B mockers fight.
March 11-14: Round 3, Block B fights are voted on.
In the finals, the remaining two participants agree on a three-day span that works best for them, then the four days after are reserved for voting.

Winners and runner-ups will receive GIFTS of VALUE. Last year the winner got a trophy, pickle hat, wacky space goggles, and signed Pickleman #1 comic. This year will be better!

If you are interested in participating in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.

If you would like to vote in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.


Fartin Mowler
Fathom Zero
J. Tithonus Pednaud
Evil Robot
Max Burbank
The Mock Warrior
Jixby Phillips
Nate Flax
Guitar Woman
George (w/ BlueFox)

Dire Flamingo
King Hadas
Everyone in the Mock Wars Participants usergroup from last year (voters and participants) FULL LIST
Everyone in the Chojin's Unicorn Glitter Starship usergroup (a collection of 'old time vets') FULL LIST

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 05:54 PM

Could we pair up with someone? I'm still not the best at photoshop and would like to have someone skilled like Metal as my partner, if he would be willing, like tag team wrestling.

Chojin Jan 20th, 2007 06:15 PM

I don't have a problem if people want to make a new account and share passwords.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 06:34 PM

Watch me disgrace myself!

*counts in*

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 06:53 PM

I feel like I can participate.

Count me in.

Rongi Jan 20th, 2007 08:14 PM

i want in

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2007 08:28 PM

I'll vote.

Misdemonar Jan 20th, 2007 08:53 PM

jeez i hope i don' break my humurous bone :x
I'm in as a mocker

DuFresne Jan 20th, 2007 09:19 PM

I'm good at being humorously pissed off at someone I genuinely don't like, but when it comes to a blatant unprovoked mocking, I have little confidence in my abilities. :(

I'll vote! :)

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 20th, 2007 09:43 PM

I get made fun of enough. Count me out. But I would like to vote.

xbxDaniel Jan 20th, 2007 09:52 PM

Are there going to be requirements to be a participant or voter?

I'd like to vote.

GADZOOKS Jan 20th, 2007 10:11 PM

Zeldasbiggestfan should not be allowed to participate in any event after his secret santana debacle.

I wish this happened in December or I would be in this thing :( Since the voters are nothing but teenage nerds I shall be the cool adult vote.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 10:13 PM

I hope Orange Juice Bruce Participates...

sadie Jan 20th, 2007 10:38 PM

i wanna vote again.

Mockery Jan 20th, 2007 11:41 PM

I'll be voting as well.

liquidstatik Jan 21st, 2007 01:18 AM

i wanna vote :D

CaptainBubba Jan 21st, 2007 02:43 AM

I want to play :(

I don't have photoshop or a camera this time though bc/ my computer broked.

Esuohlim Jan 21st, 2007 02:57 AM

Man, if it was summer I'd have dozens of hours of free time to whip up some great mockings and give my unlucky opponent whatfor :picklehat

I'll be a voter :(

J. Tithonus Pednaud Jan 21st, 2007 04:24 AM

I believe I will throw my tophat into the ring. Sounds like sadomasochistic fun and adventure!

Chojin Jan 21st, 2007 04:45 AM

xbx, the only requirement for entry is that you sign up here, although we admins reserve the right to not let someone compete or vote for any reason.

Glad I'm getting so many responses to this when the boards have been relatively dead lately. Especially glad Tithonus is participating! All of you kids run out and tell your friends about this. I'd still really like to get some humorists from other sites in on this.


Here are the backups for last year's Mock War, for those of you who missed it.

MarioRPG Jan 21st, 2007 10:22 AM

I'd rather not have my self-esteem crippled at the moment. I'd like to vote please.

Fathom Zero Jan 21st, 2007 10:36 AM

I hope Bubsy doesn't participate. Everyone would lose.

Angryhydralisk Jan 21st, 2007 11:42 AM

I'd do it, but three benefactors keep me from doing it....

1. MS Paint is no Photoshop.

2. Limited time around computers.

3. My humor only comes in unintentional spurts.

I'll still try the qualifiers or at least vote, because I am a masochist fueled by the power of starvation and sexual teasing. Reading the previous one had me in tears laughing.

Chojin Jan 21st, 2007 11:59 AM

Hydralisk, all competitors can vote, but you need to make a decision as to whether you're competing or voting only.

Angryhydralisk Jan 21st, 2007 12:19 PM

Okay, I'll compete.

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