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Eddie Jan 8th, 2007 01:51 AM

zod bow before GOD!
 
I just want to say to general zod that he will one day bow to the real King, JESUS!

executioneer Jan 8th, 2007 05:27 AM

what the fuck is your problem, dude

kahljorn Jan 8th, 2007 06:08 AM

I guess this proves that Zod and the entire superman race were super jews

hitler must've just been jealous :(

Esuohlim Jan 8th, 2007 11:13 AM

God's a jerk, man, end of story

Eddie Jan 8th, 2007 02:55 PM

God is not a jerk! He is LOVE!
 
No God is LOVE! God is not a jerk. I showed my wife where you said, God is a jerk and she said you have been hurt by God. I was just haveing fun. I do not want to stir up strife. I know general zod is a made up character. Superman 2 the directors cut I have. It was awesome! I hope some day you guys let Jesus in. He loves you and will never let you down. He can break all those walls down of hurt.

kahljorn Jan 8th, 2007 04:04 PM

Really? will he be able to "Break down the wall" when I punch you in your nose and "break down your nose" ?

just curious if god can give you immunity to hurt.

Eddie Jan 8th, 2007 09:54 PM

Yeah Right!
 
you are funny. You talk real tough over the internet!

Uncle_Sham Jan 8th, 2007 09:55 PM

haha eddie loves god :lol

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 8th, 2007 10:17 PM

Yes Zod may bow before God. BUT GOD MUST KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. KNEEL.

kahljorn Jan 8th, 2007 11:01 PM

it was intended to be a philosophical statement, not a threat

Eddie Jan 9th, 2007 01:10 AM

God Is IT!!!
 
God does not kneel before anyone. But I will tell you what everyone alive will one day answer to Him! I just hope you are right and ready!

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2007 01:20 AM

If there even is a God I can't imagine why he would care whether we worshipped him or not. If I was God and I created humanity I wouldn't want to sit around and watch them all the time when there's shit on TV that's more interesting.

Why don't you buy a ChiaPet and stare at it all the time and see how much fun you have.

Eddie Jan 9th, 2007 01:31 AM

Yes my friend God is real. Look around at creation. If you look at a building you say there must be a builder right? If you look at a painting you say, there must be a painter. There is no big bang. We were not from apes. If you read the bible you will see everything ties together with the way the world is going. God created us to worship Him. He did not make us to be robots. He did give us a free will. Sin has seperated man from God. The only way back to God is through His son, Jesus. He sent His son to die for you because He loves you. He took all the sins of the world on himself when He died on the cross. If you ask Jesus to come into your heart and forgive you of all your sins He will. The only way anyone can go to heaven is to receive Jesus into their heart and be born again. If you want to know more, please contact me. Dont let pride get in your way.

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2007 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddie
If you ask Jesus to come into your heart...

:x

kahljorn Jan 9th, 2007 02:55 PM

Quote:

If you ask Jesus to cum into your heart your heart will give birth to a million baby hearts that you can solve the world's heart transplant shortage with. Jesus saves
:x

Eddie Jan 9th, 2007 07:38 PM

Heaven or Hell your choice!
 
You can mock it all you want. But satan is going to have the last laugh when he takes your soul to hell. I dont want to see that happen so I am trying to help you. Eternity is a long time. We are going to spend it in one of 2 places. Heaven or Hell.

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2007 07:42 PM

God loves me but in a heartbeat he'll let me suffer for eternity in hell? God's a jerk, like I said. It's like, you know, he always wants attention or something too. He's kind of a nuisance really.

Eddie Jan 9th, 2007 07:52 PM

God does not make that choice. If we go to hell it is because we put ourselves there. God gave you a choice. He gave the best gift that He could give. He showed loveing kindness when He gave His only begotten Son. Not only is He saveing you from Hell one day but He also helps you with your finances, sickness, where ever there is a need, He fulfills it.

executioneer Jan 9th, 2007 09:24 PM

eddie is your last name munster by any chance

Eddie Jan 9th, 2007 10:33 PM

No but I met Butch Patrick ( Eddie Munster) at a monster convention years ago. He is in his 40's now.

Noodles Jan 12th, 2007 04:32 PM

THE REAL GOD!!!


:worship

executioneer Jan 12th, 2007 07:23 PM

oh man now that eddie munsters mom is dead i feel awful for making that post :(

kahljorn Jan 12th, 2007 09:46 PM

:lol i thought of that post when i saw the news :(

AlliSabbah Nov 25th, 2007 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddie (Post 458364)
God does not make that choice. If we go to hell it is because we put ourselves there. God gave you a choice. He gave the best gift that He could give. He showed loveing kindness when He gave His only begotten Son. Not only is He saveing you from Hell one day but He also helps you with your finances, sickness, where ever there is a need, He fulfills it.


I just wondered if you have researched your religion of choice very much?

Do you realize the bible is made up of stories that were pirated quite a bit from other earlier religions? Or that it was edited to make the religion more appealing to the pagans. It has many conflictions about wheter god is a single entity or several to appeal to all common denominators.

We may as well worship Zod as they have the same basis of truth. Plus reading the bible Zod is the more merciful of the two.


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