The Kurt Vonnegut "Jailbird" Discussion Thread (faggots go away)
 

It's a good book, guys

Hi Seven Force!

Ok, what the hell.

Hi Esuohlim, hi faggot.

How are you two today?

F99Cloud (7:34:45 PM): Hey.
camacazio (7:34:50 PM): man you again
camacazio (7:34:55 PM): what's up?
F99Cloud (7:38:58 PM): Sorry.
camacazio (7:39:49 PM): none needed
camacazio (7:39:56 PM): regail me with a tale of the savage land from whence you came
F99Cloud (7:41:30 PM): brb

IT'S NOW 7:51 ASSHOLE I'M NOT SWIMMING IN FREE TIME HERE

I am so going to use this at work tomorrow!! :)

:lol Now THERE'S a TAGLINE! :lol

[19:24] Switch Dingo: WHAT WOULD YOU DO
[19:24] Switch Dingo: IF YOU WERE USING A PUBLIC RESTOOM
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and when you opened the stall and looked inside at the toilet
[19:24] Switch Dingo: you just see someone's internal organs all in the bowl
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and shit and blood every where
[19:24] Switch Dingo: bloody hand prints
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and footprints
[19:25] Switch Dingo: what would you do
[19:25] F99Cloud: Wipe off the seat. Then, business as usual.
[19:25] F99Cloud: Seriously, walk out and fucking tell someone.
[19:26] Switch Dingo: you wouldn't stand there in shock
[19:26] Switch Dingo: and just gaze upon the human disaster
[19:26] F99Cloud: Well, yeah.
[19:26] F99Cloud: I would.
[19:26] Switch Dingo: and wonder how they walked away from it
[19:29] Switch Dingo: like their intestine
[19:29] Switch Dingo: and stomach
[19:29] Switch Dingo: and liver
[19:29] Switch Dingo: like they just exploded from the sterum down
[19:29] Switch Dingo: into a toilet bowl
[19:32] F99Cloud: Ugh.
[19:32] Switch Dingo: BUT THERE IS NO BODY
[19:32] Switch Dingo: THEY WERE AWSOME ENOUGH TO SOMEHOW CRAWL OUT
[19:32] F99Cloud: I know.
[19:32] F99Cloud: God, I don't know what I would think about that.
[19:32] Switch Dingo: I would be worried about what he ate that caused that
[19:33] Switch Dingo: and hope that i didn't eat it
[19:35] Switch Dingo: maybe you would never want to eat again
[19:37] F99Cloud: I wouldn't. :/
[19:37] Switch Dingo: serious
[19:37] Switch Dingo: how crazy
[19:37] F99Cloud: What made you think of that?
[19:38] Switch Dingo: ino
[19:38] Switch Dingo: just thought of it =(
[19:39] F99Cloud: brb

IT'S NOW 8:06 AND HE HASN'T RETURNED >:

sam, your friend probably killed someone. >:

UPDATE GUYS:

[20:24] F99Cloud: I"M BACK GODDAMNIT
[20:24] F99Cloud: OH MAN MY STOMACH
[20:24] F99Cloud: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I LEFT IN THE TOILET
[20:24] Switch Dingo: :O
[20:25] F99Cloud: :o

AND ALSO WE HAVE THIS BREAKING NEWS TO REPORT:

[20:27] F99Cloud: God damnit I hate dale.
[20:28] Switch Dingo: me too

So yeah my day was alright i bought an extenal hard drive and i don't really know what i'm going to back it up with but I know that pornography will somehow find it's way in there

EARLIER TODAY:

[19:08] F99Cloud: I got an extra drive now. What should I use it for?
[19:09] Switch Dingo: PORN
[19:09] F99Cloud: That was my first choice! :D
[19:09] Switch Dingo: :O
[19:09] F99Cloud: But i'll need to buy it. :(

I definitely know a lot of roms will be there.

Maybe. :/

Hi.

Hey, Misdemonar. How've you been today?

Sevn Force you look just like this kid I know named Ephrum.

I tried to get anthoer job today..I failed. How are you?

I quit at my theater to work at teh Pizza hut :( The faggots at Block Buster refuse to hire me. I'm gonna make a fuckign Stink Nuke and put it in the return bin.

same here too, 'cept I sorta know them. They know that R rated movies burn my flesh.

There's a Blockbuster right nextdoor to me, and they turned me down. They don't really even do a thing during the daytime, why I couldn't get the daytime shift I dunno.

I'm doing ok. I'm thinking about getting an XBOX so I can mod it and play emulated games with an actual control pad. Sorry to hear about your shitty jobs (or lack thereof).

Some of the ROMs on the net are great fun.

Have you ever played Battletoads, the NES version, Seven Force?

i'll have a pack of marlboro lights in a box.

I hope you dont smoke them infront of your children >:

they're FOR the children :eek