I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Granted I only listened to the very very first five episodes, but I think Pardo is obnoxious and the other two dudes are the funny ones.

I remember watching Pardo's Comedy Central special way long ago and finding it obnoxious too. But everyone loves him! I don't get it.

Other guy: It's what they call "close betting".
Jimmy Pardo: NOW WHEN YOU SAY THAT ARE YOU SAYING "CLOTHES BETTING" BECAUSE I LIKE THE SHIRT I'VE GOT ON, THANK YOU VERY MUCH :HAHAHAHA"

He does that constantly.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Oct 13th, 2011 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 746628)

It's okay that people ignore my posts. I have very little bandwidth where I go normally on this grand Afghan tour and I rarely have the opportunity to re-load pages. Just as long as some people read it and possibly get a 'heh' out of it.

IT IS MY DUTY AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN TO READ YOUR POSTS.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Oct 13th, 2011 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 746641)

Thats a terrible joke but I'm not above using it either.

Fathom Zero

Oct 13th, 2011 04:33 PM

I'd use it around every person I'd recently met and immediately didn't like.

Esuohlim

Oct 13th, 2011 04:45 PM

There's another one too where it's like

Other guy: I swear to you, it was like the dude was lying under oath!
Jimmy Pardo: NOW WHEN YOU SAY THAT ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE GUY WAS LYING FACE-DOWN ON THE FLOOR WITH A BIG PIECE OF PAPER ON TOP OF HIM THAT JUST SAYS "OATH" IN BIG BOLD LETTERS :HAHAHAHA

This is a professional comedian we're talking about here

ThrashO

Oct 13th, 2011 04:58 PM

holy shit thats terrible

NOW WHEN YOU SAY HOLY SHIT ARE WE TALKIN' ABOUT A PRIEST BLESSIN' ONE OF MY JOKES :HAHAHA

10,000 Volt Ghost

Oct 13th, 2011 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 746646)

Sounds more like a part time dad.

Esuohlim

Oct 13th, 2011 04:59 PM

I'm totally going to be the dad that makes jokes like that all the time :(

10,000 Volt Ghost

Oct 13th, 2011 05:54 PM

http://www.dadsbadjokes.com/

:(

Fathom Zero

Oct 13th, 2011 08:08 PM

Rongi

Oct 13th, 2011 08:35 PM

That song marks the exact time David Bowie started to suck :(

Babs	Oct 13th, 2011 10:01 PM

"Oh baby just you shut your mouth"

Haven't been around here in awhile and let me say, I think of you guys. Been just really busy with a crap job as of late, hopefully in a week or less I'll be able to come back on here and post away and entertain you guys with my boring old self. TAKE LOTS OF CARE IN THE MEAN TIME!:halloween

Shyandquietguy

Oct 13th, 2011 11:09 PM

Next you'll tell me you won't post again.

kahljorn

Oct 14th, 2011 12:09 AM

so guys

if i pay my registration at the DMv will i get my tags right away?

or will it still come through the mail

Shyandquietguy

Oct 14th, 2011 12:22 AM

They will do it by mail.

Because they hate you.

ThrashO

Oct 14th, 2011 12:23 AM

kahl how old are u

Shyandquietguy

Oct 14th, 2011 12:24 AM

Old enough to ignore you.

kahljorn

Oct 14th, 2011 01:16 AM

YEA

so i might as well just pay this shit online then

Shyandquietguy

Oct 14th, 2011 01:19 AM

So?

Pay it online so you can ignore getting them from the office.

kahljorn

Oct 14th, 2011 01:31 AM

my tags are like 2 years old. so i wanted to get them from the office if there was a chance i could get them right away, to avoid being on the road with really old tags. ;/ i dont want to get pulled over.

hence why i asked if i would get them right away :(

Fathom Zero

Oct 14th, 2011 01:31 AM

I petition to schedule a Synchtube for the near future.

Shyandquietguy

Oct 14th, 2011 01:41 AM

Kahl, your car is old enough, buy a new one.

;(

Fathom good luck with that on the internet.

executioneer

Oct 14th, 2011 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 746691)

well i don't know CA but in washington they give em to you right away

ThrashO