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MLE Oct 15th, 2010 06:01 PM

You know, words don't get used up when you read them. You can re-read them.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 15th, 2010 06:17 PM

gay Jew billionaires

The Leader Oct 15th, 2010 06:37 PM

China has people to spare.

Is there another kind?

That doesn't sound right to me. :/

The Leader Oct 15th, 2010 06:39 PM

Now, gay jew billionaires on the other hand, that makes more sense if it replaces people to spare.

Fathom Zero Oct 17th, 2010 10:53 PM

lol dem germans gettin' trolled by mooslims

MLE Oct 17th, 2010 10:58 PM

Wow, I'm sending this over to my friend to see what of that is real and what's spin. That's retarded. And queer.

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2010 12:08 AM

No idea. None of it would strike me as strange, though.

Zhukov Oct 18th, 2010 05:20 AM

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/...breaking6.html

There is little hope of finding alive 11 missing coal miners trapped after a gas leak in central China that already killed 26 people, state media said today.

The miners were trapped after an explosion on Saturday at the Pingyu Coal Electric Co mine in the city of Yuzhou, about 690km (423 miles) south of Beijing.

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Chinese mine accidents are ALWAYS fatal.

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2010 10:01 AM

It's coz after they're trapped, it's collapsed with government-approved explosives to avoid any more costs.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 18th, 2010 10:02 PM

RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH
http://www.rentistoodamnhigh.org/

This is who I'm voting for for Governor now.

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2010 10:04 PM

Oh my lord.

executioneer Oct 19th, 2010 12:23 AM

i thought the guy's name was rent for a second

Zhukov Oct 19th, 2010 07:01 AM

Now we just need a drought and a gun nut.

I'm feeling like the odds are on my side; it's shaping up to be a hot summer and the US is full of lunatics.

Dimnos Oct 20th, 2010 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 701351)
I'm feeling like the odds are on my side; it's shaping up to be a hot summer and the US world is full of lunatics.

Just keeping honest.

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2010 02:46 PM

When you listen to that Jimmy McMillan, (Rent is too damn high), he actually sounds pretty level-headed. He's just nuts and has no chance of winning with a name like that. What I mean to say is that he's no Basil Marceaux. :rolleyes

Speaking of which:



Still makes me laugh.

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2010 08:43 PM



:lol

Zhukov Oct 21st, 2010 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 701492)
Just keeping honest.

Yeah, there are a lot of nuts in the world, but I only bet that there would be some gun related violence in the US.

Dimnos Oct 21st, 2010 10:53 AM

Oh gun nuts! Fuck yeah we got the market cornered on that one. :lol

Colonel Flagg Oct 26th, 2010 12:05 PM

In the wake of the demand of Clarence Thomas' wife of an apology from Dr. Anita Hill (She said, "No.") comes this gem from Larry King Live.

I'm thinking that if anyone, Dr. Hill deserves an apology, not in the least from future former Senator Arlen Spector. I'm also thinking that Clarence's wife may be having second thoughts about letting sleeping dogs lie.

Colonel Flagg Oct 26th, 2010 12:08 PM

I'd prefer that people confine this kind of behavior where it belongs - on the floor of the House or Senate.

kahljorn Oct 26th, 2010 06:47 PM

Quote:

Roberts confirmed that a second assault report was filed Monday night by a woman who said her foot was stepped on in a crowd outside the debate venue before the event.
What an idiot.

Quote:

Roberts said that the woman had her foot in a cast from recent surgery and that her foot was re-injured in the incident
it couldn't have possibly been an accident! I never get my feet stepped on in huge crowds of people! What the fuck are you doing standing in huge crowds of people with a broken foot anyway? What a dumb bitch.

HERES WHAT I THINK THE MOSt SerIOUS PART OF ALL OF THIS IS< WHAT COULD EASILY AMONT TO A CASE OF ATTEMPTED MURDER:
Quote:

I WAS STANDINg IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HUGE CROWD AND PEOPLE BUMPED INTO ME.
AND I EHARD THAT GUY HAS A DISEASE MUCH LIKE thE ONE tHEE BAD DUDe IN UNBReAKABLE JHAS

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2010 07:50 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101026/...ce_plantations

Quote:

"You go anywhere and you mention plantations and what automatically comes to a person's mind is slavery," said Nick Figueroa, 41, a member of a legislative minority advisory coalition that backs changing the name.
Horseshiiiiiiiiiit

Dr. Boogie Oct 26th, 2010 10:41 PM

I did not realize there was more to the state's name than just "Rhode Island".

How about they compromise and change "plantations" to "concentration camps"?

Zhukov Oct 27th, 2010 07:00 AM

I honestly never even thought of it like that, and I'm a pinko who loves to complain.


Our slaves worked in pit mines though, so maybe that's why.

Dimnos Oct 27th, 2010 11:49 AM

When I hear plantation I automatically think of cotton. Then free room and board followed by tax free living and job security. :\


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