I wonder if the third place winner is supposed to use the grenades on the second and first place winners like the test isn't over yet thier supposed to fight to the death. The real prize is forty virgins and a mule.

Sad, but lol.

On the lighter side, it looks like Lego is getting into the automotive industry.

Twice as sturdy as an actual Ford Explorer

Plus think of the mileage!

lol it sys "Fomo"

I saw a Yugo yesterday, and it was actually still running.

Not with the original engine, I'd wager.

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10...mexico-border/

Steven Segal hired to guard the us mexico border. Hopefully he uses a samurai sword

absolutely shocked that isn't an Onion article

Local headline news but still

http://www.abc6onyourside.com/shared...id_14057.shtml

The big debate on facebook about this is 'the sheriff's department shouldn't have declared shoot to kill'. To that argument I have this to say, "Capture them yourself then or shut the fuck up"

So it seems that some of the Columbus Zoo big shots wanted to get there but were too late.

Forget that a second though, I think we all know what is coming next. David Morse is going to now spread a virus that wipes out the majority of humanity

And the worst part is we have to rely on Bruce Willis to stop him. :x

so colonel quaddafi is apparently toast

pretty awesome

Just heard about that too. I guess he died on the run

One article pointed out that 'he called the people who rose against him rats, but then in a twist died where a rat would be found, near gutters filled with filth'

Now to see what comes next, not like that whole area didn't have enough problems already, this should add to that pile nicely

I GET IT

they'll probably just find some other dictator

Some reports say his legs were hurt when they captured him. I'd like to imagine they broke his knees.

And the band played on...

And yes, Virginia, the "Men in Black" really do exist, and they're scary enough to make you soil yourself.

Your tax dollars at work.

The real men in black would have used the neuralyzer to make her forget she peed herself and took her rock.

I liked mr_bandits comments to the story.

I come from a place where Men in Black terrorize people on a regular-freaking-basis (see Mothman thread). All of the -- victims, for lack of a better term --- are freaking scared out of their minds of those people.

I know most people here have probably already seen it, but herman cain just put out a weird fucking ad. I mean, why would you have your campaign manager dude blow smoke at the camera. And then the creepy smile. I mean, I know it's totally badass to blow smoke like you're not giving a fuck but not for political commercials.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/20...mpaign_ad.html

Seems to be par for the course. I wonder where the politicians' brains are vacationing because they sure as hell aren't even pretending to try anymore.