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sadie Nov 8th, 2006 05:37 PM

i'm not a supermom like glow. gimme the can. :(

Sethomas Nov 8th, 2006 06:13 PM

At first I thought that said "vegetarian beef soup", and thought "oh those antipodals are so wacky".

sadie Nov 8th, 2006 06:17 PM

i just wanted to say vicar again.

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
At first I thought that said "vegetarian beef soup", and thought "oh those antipodals are so wacky".

In context a vegan telling people to eat beef is probably wacky.

Just like Catholics killing themselves. ;)

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 07:19 PM

trancesapphire: sevenforce isn't as big a fag as everyone says
Chojin: yuh huh
trancesapphire: :(
Chojin: he's exactly like pub, only a little more immature and black ;<

Chojin Nov 8th, 2006 07:23 PM

haha ;>

where'd you get that ;<

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 07:26 PM

Like an incontinent puppy, everytime you make a mess, you come running to tell me all about it.

You're just like a cute puppy. ;)

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 07:28 PM

This thread needs a loveline counterpart.


But about porn ;)

Chojin Nov 8th, 2006 07:28 PM

only more immature and black?

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 07:29 PM

This thread needs a loveline counterpart.


But about porn. ;)

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
only more immature and black?

Dang, if this was any other thread I'd suggest you delete that one post of mine so that your joke works.

But why stop at just one? ;)

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
last time i had KFC (or kentucky fart your pants in) it was all bloody on the inside and so wet and slippery and disgusting and greasy. ugh. We got a three piece meal each and only ate like one piece.
potatoes were okay i guess.

Did Kahljorn ever get his sex change?

Pictures! ;)

xbxDaniel Nov 8th, 2006 09:30 PM

I worked at KFC once. Worst job I ever had. There was this really hairy guy that worked there, and I swear we got a complaint about hair in the food every day. KFC is some nasty shit anyways though.

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 10:18 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (THE MADDEST OF LIBS, DEAR SIR)

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I worked at KFC once. There was this really hairy guy that worked there...

Where do you work now, Judy?


I miss Helm. ;)

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I worked at KFC once.

Did you ever get your sex change?

Pictures! ;)

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For his 9928th post Esuohlim
Whoops I'm sorry I thought I clicked on Loveline.

Everyone look out for more of these "Whoops I'm sorry I thought I clicked on [forum]" posts as we count down to Esuohlim's 10000th post.

The final countdown. ;)

executioneer Nov 9th, 2006 01:33 PM

do da doo doo
do de do doo doo
do da doo doo

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/6132140.stm
BBC News[/url]]A British man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.

Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.


MetalMilitia Nov 9th, 2006 03:01 PM

When will people learn launching rockets from your arse is a bad idea.

Yggdrasill Nov 9th, 2006 03:54 PM

I wish I had friends who did this stuff so I could say, "Girl I was there"

executioneer Nov 9th, 2006 03:57 PM

and people think I'm crazy for taping twenty roman candles together and then aiming them at people :rolleyes

executioneer Nov 9th, 2006 03:58 PM

WITH THEIR CONSENT, MIND

Yggdrasill Nov 9th, 2006 04:08 PM

They probably don't think your actually going to do it

executioneer Nov 9th, 2006 04:21 PM

well to be fair i give them a bundle of candles to shoot back :(


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