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I declare a mock war on all users of this board. I am the best. I am superior. I am Homowner, God of Ass Kickery and vanquisher of shit-dickery. True story. Prove me wrong.

Well you have "homo" in your name I'd say it's a pretty fair bet that you aren't that great

False statement. Alexander the Great, a homosexual faggot who took cocks up his asshole, was one of the most powerful and brilliant generals of all time. He conquered much of the known world, from Greece all the way to the Hindu Kush Mountains. Homosexuality and sheer greatness are in no way related.

However, I am not a homo. My name is derived from the words of two other brilliant men who go by the names "Beavis" and "Butthead."

uh guess who just got real ugly it's you you wimp

Are you going by the Peter Chung version, which is obviously the only real version that anyone should be going by?

Ugliness has no effect on Geezer Butler's ability to play a bass...He wrote N.I.B. There is no song with better bass than the beginning of N.I.B. (sometimes refered to as "Bassically.")

lets see how you deal with being a girl now not so well i bet

Oh god somebody came.

By the way, HELL MAN, you need to sign up in the official thread if you want to particpate in the Mock War.

Yeah. Fathom Zero led me hear You have him to thank. I notice that Fathom has been hoo hoo'ing me by posting pictures of The A-Train. I would like to let you all know that I was the first person in the history of the internet to post a picture of The A-Train. Thank you all.

led you "hear," huh

homowner your village is missing you

Oh, shit, now you've got Terra on your case. You better run, boy!

He's too manly, Terra best back off.

Guys, I think we should make a rule where we can't ask any faggots from other places to come here because it just leads to shitty stuff like this thread

i think it is pretty clear that i am the winner better luck next time you slobs

homeowner more like homeBONER!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

Yes. I learned to hear thanks to him. That was a play on words, using the verb "hear" as the name of a place.

No, my village is known as Herndon, not Missing You.

This thread is not shitty. This is probably the best thread ever created. That is because it was created by me. I am the best person ever to exist. True story.

My name already contains sexual innuendo. You have accomplished nothing but the spread of sheer shit-dickery.

Seriously, where the fuck are you from

Is it Maddox Addicts

I bet it is

Maddox is quite brilliant. He has taught me much about ass-kickery and manliness over the years. However, his fans are all dumb cunts, and unworthy of bearing witness to my superiority.

I come from a much better place (although it has fallen victim to cuntiness over the past few weeks). That place is www.hideoutheretics.net

Christ, the fact that you think maddox is brilliant proves what a dumb cunt you are. I used to post on his shit forums, and even then I knew he was a fucking boring unfunny and generally worthless piece of human trash. Leave us the fuck alone and go back to your shitty shit forums before I fucking wreck you.

Wreck me? Sounds sexy. Sign me up.

Dude, do you see how he just turned that around on you?!?!?

He's a natural guys, you should totally sign up for Mock Wars. Oh, and if you see a guy named Chojin tell him off. That'd be sooo cool.

I am pleased at the amount of "cunts" in this thread.

After scrutinizing your forums I can see why you'd wanna come here instead. Is that place some kind of gay radio station fansite or some shit

Yes. But the show the forum is devoted to is off air for now...and most likely forever. Now the forum is just 2 drunkards, a macaca, and a teenage asian kid.

PS MORE LIKE HOMOBONER LOL

alright, so fuck you dude

I'd be willing to bet you'd all enjoy Gigermunit.

Guitar Woman? More like Sitar Mo-Man! M I RITE?


Speaking of sitar, I sure do love how the sitar is used in the song "Paint it Black." That is probably one of the greatest songs ever. It just sounds so ahead of it's time. It was made in 1966, but sounds so modern. Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are quite talented composers. Although not nearly as talented as Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler.

alright, so fuck you dude

Go fuck your mother.

homowner, it's not nice to come to a new place and use such filthy language. you don't want to have to sit in the time-out chair, now, do you?

I don't think this guy gets the Guitar Woman inside joke yet

this guy means business

and i mean BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZNESSSSSSS

Ok...I'll use racial slurs instead...kike.

I always thought that was spelled with a 'y'.

PS THE JOKE ISN'T THAT I'M JEWISH :rolleyes

homowner, did you know that guitar woman ISN'T a woman?

lol!!! use it against her!! i mean him!
oh man homowner

MrAdventure has got you under his adventurey thumb.

You used the phrase "lol." You have now lost all credibility. You lose, good day sir.

This thread has limitless potential I tell ya.

That one never had any credibility, young Skywalker,

oh man, a willy wonka quote!

you were made for the internet

DAMMIT EVERYONE ELSE IS QUICKER ON THE DRAW

Blame Quick Reply.

I do, sir. I do.

No. I invented that quote long before that movie was made. It was all me. They're stealing my ideas.

Are you trying to act all big like your hero maddox, because it isn't fucking working.

lol that was hilarious are you gonna post a picture of some dogs in mid run and caption it "hover dogs" now too

oh man

Maddox was your hero first, Mrs. Spaz.

ha ha what

Yes, I am insinuating that you're married.

To Maddox? Pfft, he only likes fat chicks.

Of course, if you've never checked out the picture thread on MM you probably won't get that joke

Wow. This post added so much to the thread. Thank you for making such well written and insightful posts. I was about to leave this place for good, but then I saw how clever your post was and decided to stay.

+1 for pointless posts then i guess =/

WOAH DUDE

I like how homowner "gets" this forum

okay no more posts on the homo boner thread. stop feeding the fucktard

Wow this forum server switch has really opened the door to an influx of gays

Oh haha by the way It works :D

yet you still fester to respond? oh milhouse where IS your girlfriend at this hour???

He can't hear you.

You're not on his level.

Hey Fathom what's up :D

Nothin' dude, moving PSX games over to my Xbox.
How 'bout you?

Well have you heard about my nipple :x

As a matter of fact, no.

Tell me about it.

I like how I already have three pages of hate against me. In just one topic I managed to make everyone hate me. That is one of the things that makes me great. I have the ability to spread my anger, bittnerness, and hate very rapidly. True story.

Pfft, that's nothing. I remember at one time or another there would be at least 5 "Guitar Woman" threads on the front page of the Mock Wars at any given point in the day.

Good times :<

Haha. That was genius. Posting a picture. I never would have thought of that. You are quite the clever guy, Grislygus.

Hey, Grisly. Did you draw that?

Yeah, why?

THAT'S AWESOME.

HOMOWNER I'M HERE TO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME I THINK I HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT

I already won this thread, by the way. :rollseyes

wwhoooops i thought i was logged in on another account ;<

LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS CATCH YOUR ATTENTION!

false. You managed to type a message in all caps, and then later triple post.

false. You're the only one seeing caps, man :rollseyes

I SeE CaPs.

I hope theres a beatdown. Im betting on you liquidstatik.

guys watch out i think homoboner needs a nap :lol

Well, granted it's not on par with MADDOX MANIA, but I think we can hold our own.

Homeowner, do you like candy?

Do you like homosexual africans who come from the planet, ANUS?

So you don't like candy then?

I love candy. Especially Strangers With Candy. What a great show that was. Too bad the movie blew hard cock.

Too bad you blow hard cocks with your mouth.


Let me guess you're going to point out how uncreative gay joks are!!!!!! that's an interesting route but I have to say it's pretty uncreative to comment that gay jokes are uncreative. So maybe you should try another route.:squigly

FISHY FISHY

False. I just did make a gay joke. In fact, it was in the post made prior to yours. I am not going to point out the lack of creativity found in gay jokes, but the lack of creativity in pretty much copying my post.

Whatever cockblower

with a copyright on gay

or maybe that should be cock BOWLER lol

you take sports seriously

One time I bowled with my cock. I used my cock to lift up bowling balls and then push them into the pins. I scored 300. True story.

that's physically impossible :rolleyes

not for Chojin.

You guys are all being so mean to Homowner. :(

Don't you know he's just doing this all for attention, unlike Juttin, his daddy loved him too much. He's doing this all to compensate for that. He's afraid that if somebody really does like him, he'll get raped in the ass again.

It's sad, really.

But don't worry Homowner, I'm here for you. ;)

Maybe we could merge goat cheese and homowners account and with goat cheeses.. jokes, and homowners cornball wit we could have: