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Sethomas Jan 23rd, 2006 09:59 PM

What condom? Ohhhhhh, the picture of which you unnecessarily quoted. I so often get condom references confused.

xbxDaniel Jan 23rd, 2006 10:01 PM

I did it with you in mind Sethomas. I'm of course commenting to your post conviently placed above this one.

bigtimecow Jan 23rd, 2006 10:55 PM

dickbags!

Misdemonar Jan 23rd, 2006 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by xbxMCj
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I think I've seen that condom somewhere before.

You mean this dickbag? :posh

Sam Jan 23rd, 2006 11:22 PM

I'M SORRY BUT THIS THREAD WAS FULL OF DICKBAGS WAY BEFORE I POSTED THE PICTURE OF THE CONDOM! :lol

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Way to cave in. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
For a minute I thought blue oatmeal came back :(

He's too busy being creepy in the real world.

That made me lol :<

Ironic wasn't it. :(

Yay, I made Chojin laugh! :)

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas
What condom? Ohhhhhh, the picture of which you unnecessarily quoted. I so often get condom references confused.

Do you even look at my posts?

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by sam


Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by sam


Sam Jan 24th, 2006 12:47 AM

OOPS DOUBLE POST!

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:58 AM

Uh Oh! :chatter

Sam Jan 24th, 2006 01:04 AM

WATCH OUT PUB THE NETTIQUITE POLICE MAY COME FOR YOU :O

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 01:07 AM


Sam Jan 24th, 2006 02:05 AM


Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 02:07 AM

I saw the original pic where Sam got his avatar and it's frightening as fuck. >:

Also:

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
I saw the original pic where Sam got his avatar and it's frightening as fuck. >:

Yes, it is.

Marc Summers Jan 24th, 2006 02:36 AM

I play the French Horn along with some other guy in the school's wind ensemble and he KISSED IT IN FRONT OF ME >:

It wasn't like how a priest would kiss a baby to bless it or some crap...it was like he made the "MMMMMMWAH" sound when he kissed it when he either put it down or picked it up. I guess that's why he's first chair :(

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 02:39 AM


FEELING HORNY?

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 03:02 AM

Was this game fucking supposed to give me nightmares when I was little? >:






The Retro Kat Jan 24th, 2006 04:20 AM

Shenobi 2?

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 04:28 AM


executioneer Jan 24th, 2006 07:13 AM

Hey guys i went to the gym today and apparantly i can lift 480 sounds on the leg press :eek ps reading this message board is difficult on a phone :lol

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 07:51 AM

How much can you lift with your beard? :eek

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Shenobi 2?

Shinobi 3.

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Right now anyone in the south of the South Island of New Zealand can tune into 1440 AM & hear me completely balls up the Morning News & Weather as it's my first day. :)

Oh yesterday me, you had it so easy. You remembered some of your training, you had a bit more sleep, & you didn't have the Rural Farm Bullitin to do... you had it so fucking easy. I hate you yesterday me. :)

Hey guys, I'm really freaking the fuck out. :)

I'm trying to calm down by treating it as a joke. :)

It's not fucking working, & the minutes keep counting down. :)

Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! :)

Why doesn't knowing it's all in my head make it go away?

Fuckity Fucks! :)

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by On Sep 25 2005, Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Chojin
There is no possible way to ruin a thread like this, no matter how hard pub tries


:lol

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by On Aug 31 2005, Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
This page sould be about the the foundation of Venice. :rolleyes

You know what? FUCK THE FUCKING INTERNET IN IT'S FUCKING FUCK HOLE, THE FUCKING STUPID FUCKING FUCK BAG! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!.

Hmm, I think I'm a bit stressed. I say, er scream, my fuck speech at least twice a day. :/

Anyway, you fucking stupid American fucks & your fucking stupid internet. You can't just say London, you have to fucking say London, England. & the same for fucking Venice. If you say Venice to a fuckhead fucking American they say "Which Venice?" WHICH FUCKING VENICE?! THE VENICE! THE VENICE THAT WAS FULL OF PEOPLE & INSPIRING GENIUS ARTISTS WHILE YOUR FUCKING PISSPOOR NATION WAS STILL IN THE HANDS OF THE FUCKING INDIANS. >:

VENICE FUCKING ITALY MY FUCKING ARSE! >:

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:

That's what I was looking for. :(

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 11:18 AM


Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 11:23 AM

OK Brian, to further take my mind away from my overwhelming incompetence tell me about Thuy3.

bigtimecow Jan 24th, 2006 11:57 AM

i have a video on my computer of willie eatting his beard

it was kewl

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
OK Brian, to further take my mind away from my overwhelming incompetence tell me about Thuy3.

She died. :tear

She was the best power ranger of all.

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 01:08 PM

No way! the original Blue Ranger kicked ass!

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bigtimebanned
i have a video on my computer of willie eatting his beard

it was kewl

Yes, it is.

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
No way! the original Blue Ranger kicked ass!


Dungarees!

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 01:29 PM

Ok ok, best FEMALE power ranger. >:

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 01:33 PM


Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 01:36 PM

I didn't notice till it was pointed out to me in the last month that the Yellow Ranger was asian & the Black Ranger was... erm, scandalizable. :(

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 01:38 PM

I bet you didn't also notice that the black ranger was missing a finger. He hid it really well.

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 01:38 PM

I'm kinda ashamed to know this shit. :(

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 01:40 PM

Wait! The Black Ranger was Radar O'Riley? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 01:42 PM


He does look a bit like Billy Blue Ranger. :/

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 01:47 PM

Hey MetalMillitia, or any other UK mocker, do you remember the Village with Three Corners? Man, that takes me back. :(

Chojin Jan 24th, 2006 02:02 PM

The blue ranger was the only one that actually practised a martial art ;<

Emu Jan 24th, 2006 02:05 PM

I have three questions:

Why was the Black Ranger black, why was the Yellow Ranger Asian, and why was the Green Ranger German? :(

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 02:05 PM

Yeah the Green Ranger should've been Irish.

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 02:05 PM

Son of a bitch sevenforce you're supposed to post the page break image!

Emu Jan 24th, 2006 02:08 PM

Quit pointing your hammer at me

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 02:09 PM

Yeah, fuck you GW! Who are you to judge? At least we know how to link images properly. >:

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Son of a bitch sevenforce you're supposed to post the page break image!

:lol

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 02:12 PM

I don't know when the page breaks, i'm not a freak like you.

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 02:12 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Yeah, fuck you GW! Who are you to judge? >:

1. The page break image is, according to Chojin, one of my rules. :eek
2. GW is my internet girlfriend, & if I can make stupid ass rules, she can be as judgemental as she likes. >:

3. :lol

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 02:14 PM

I found our new page break image you guys:

Emu Jan 24th, 2006 02:17 PM

That depressed me. :(

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam


Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim


Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Emu
That depressed me. :(

Until this thread I didn't notice how much you posted. Every damn thread! >:

:respect

Emu Jan 24th, 2006 02:33 PM

I hadn't seen that thread :<

also I have nothing better to do at school

Plus I occasionally contribute long, contrived arguments at people on the egghead board so at least I do SOMETHING worthwhile >:

not saying you don't, just that i'm not a complete waste

;_;

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 02:44 PM

No one thinks you're a complete waste. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 02:48 PM

Compared to each other, no we're not wastes. :(

However! :eek

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 02:55 PM

Ok ok explain the rules again. :lol

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2006 04:05 PM

The first rule is don't talk about the rules :sunglasses

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:06 PM

Milhouse likes Vaseline on toast. :rolleyes

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:10 PM

Get

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:11 PM

Ready

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:11 PM

for

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:12 PM

the

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:12 PM

(gasp)

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:13 PM


Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2006 04:13 PM


Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:13 PM


Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:14 PM

GODDAMNIT >:

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO IT TOO BUT YOU RUINED ME MILHOUSE

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2006 04:15 PM

More like I saved it you can't do anything >:

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2006 04:16 PM

MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT HER SHIRT OVER MY PLACE LAST NIGHT AND EVERY TIME I SMELL IT I GET ALL WARM INSIDE :( :( :(

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2006 04:16 PM

I SUGGEST YOU DIRTBAGS ALL GET GFs THEY ARE FUN TO SMELL >:

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:19 PM

I DON'T WANT GUARDIAN FORCES I DON'T EVEN LIKE FINAL FANTASY 8

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THEY ARE FUN TO SMELL
YOU FREAK >:

MetalMilitia Jan 24th, 2006 04:21 PM

He's right sevenforce.

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I SUGGEST YOU DIRTBAGS ALL GET GFs THEY ARE FUN TO SMELL >:

HELL YEAH GFs ROCK

BTW sevenforce, the fact that you tried to make an FF8 joke proves that you are the biggest dork here :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Jan 24th, 2006 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I SUGGEST YOU DIRTBAGS ALL GET GFs THEY ARE FUN TO SMELL >:

HELL YEAH GFs ROCK

BTW sevenforce, the fact that you tried to make an FF8 joke proves that you are the biggest dork here :rolleyes

but... you're a GIRL!?! :eek

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 04:27 PM

Hey metalmilitia did you know that I'm gay now, because I am :eek

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 04:33 PM

What's for dinner?

MetalMilitia Jan 24th, 2006 04:33 PM

Women arn't gay >:

EisigerBiskuit Jan 24th, 2006 04:44 PM

This is news to me :(

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 04:44 PM

This woman is! :eek

EisigerBiskuit Jan 24th, 2006 04:45 PM

AM I BEING DECIEVED

MetalMilitia Jan 24th, 2006 04:54 PM

*psst* yes you are

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 05:01 PM

NO WAY

I'M SO GAY I COULD MAKE CLAY AIKEN JEALOUS

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 05:01 PM

YOU KNOW, OF MY GAYNESS

Riggo44 Jan 24th, 2006 05:22 PM

Asian lesbians are hot.....

nothing4buddha Jan 24th, 2006 05:37 PM

today at my school some old creepy guy was giving out flyers that said if you like martin luther king jr then you have to hate gay people and buttsex :(

Esuohlim Jan 24th, 2006 06:21 PM

That's the kind of conundrum that would make a gay black man cry :(

Sethomas Jan 24th, 2006 06:55 PM

The girlie I've had a thing for just changed her facebook profile to say she's in a relationship. I don't think she's talking about me.

:sob

lunlun Jan 24th, 2006 08:07 PM

sissie

and in fact guitar girl isnt gay or lesbian, she just wants to be
because
at the moment its just "in" to be homosexual so they can sing " you gotta fight! your your right" to.. "
no... not to party..
to become gay whenever they like
because
at the moment its just "in" to be homosexual so they can sing " you gotta fight! your your right" to.. "
no... not to party..
to become gay whenever they like

did you have a deja vu?

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 08:29 PM

Oh w/e >:

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 08:30 PM


xbxDaniel Jan 24th, 2006 09:57 PM

My friend said he'd try and help me get a job at his lumberyard.

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 10:02 PM

I'm trying to find the FF7 TV ad that bought my soul way back when and made me want that game more than anything in the universe.

I'm having no luck at all :(

xbxDaniel Jan 24th, 2006 10:05 PM

Sorry about your misfortune. Around these parts we don't get many video game commercials, especially in local channels. If you find it, please enlighten the boards as to its location. Please.


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