Holy Crap
 

I haven't been here in YEARS. Any old posters still here?

<3

nope nobody here ;(

Group suicide; Everybody bought Nikes.

We're actually posting from beyond the grave, you see.

On a comet.








































It's fucking boring.

man at least you got the fucking comet, I don't know what the fuck I did wrong but I'm stuck on fucking Ceres by myself >:

We told you that the chaser shots of Drano were mandatory for precisison space travel after death, and you didn't listen

On the other hand, Pub's been asking me "Are we there yet" every five minutes for the last four years, and Chojin keeps calling group meetings and forcing everyone to watch him bench-press milhouse. I might end up jumping ship to hang with you

many of our number have fallen in the child pornography sting

I wore Pumas :(

some claymation animator keeps coming back and throwing a fit, then we keep terrorizing him away

george made his regular 2-year return and then vanished again into the night, as his curse dictates

various people got married

shrub posted nudes

i think that's it

wait, when the shit did shrub post nudes

Don't forget about Sevenforce posting what appeared to be a hate fueled manifesto on the "coming black apocalypse". Dude went off the deep end.

its been crazy since u been gone.

Beat it, spaz.

now when did shrub post nudes

I committed a hate crime

I <3 you guys.
Someone link me to Sevenforce's hate manifesto... and what about those nudes?

We also have a new pickle system that basically shows that everyone around here has posts worth reading. So it's broken

WHO GAVE HER A RED PICKLE?

wouldn't you like to know

Let's see;
That one Aspie came back, flipped out, then finally left.
Another one came back, Jake, who wrote about how terrible life was and he just wanted to be accepted. He then made up a story about some shy Japanese girl at a bookstore who was TOTES IN LOVE WITH HIM and turned out to be a recurring hallucination. Probably as a last-ditch effort to garner sympathy.
First Aspie came back; went completely insane and spent his last few days posting "FUCK" and dumb stuff in huge font, and I think finally just got the hammer.
Two new Aspies are here; one thinks we're ruining his life but won't go away, and the other is actually slowly learning to be one with the board.

So, not much.

That one isn't so new sadly

I've got a pickle! Go me!

As far as ruining people's lives... isn't that what you guys are here for? I mean, the only reason you didn't ruin my life is my tits, right?

I'm really glad to see so many familiar faces! You guys should all go posts recent pics on the picture thread so I can see how handsome/grown up you've all become!

Or how much more grey hair some of us have. Or hair at all. :(

I, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE ENOUGH HANDSOME TO GO AROUND :picklehat