Adventure
What did yall do this week? Was it exciting?
I quit my job Monday, went home, packed up my stuff I could fit in my car, and then Tuesday morning I left for Las Vegas. I'm currently living in Vegas right now, and 48 hours ago I lived in Houston. None of this was planned out or even really thought out. I had little money saved up and just decided to go on a little life adventure. Anyone from Vegas? Where to go? What to do? Where can I find Criss Angel, so I can punch him in the face for being the biggest douche on the tele. People talk funny here. And my waiter last night tipped himself $25 from my change, so I had a confrontation the first night I was here. |
Tele-phone?
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I'm getting a job on the golf course!
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Yeah, because there is like one golf course in Finland since 90% of it is frozen wasteland.
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Gadzooks, I could not help to lol. Now I feel bad about it.:(
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Frozen Golfcourse. Wow, that would be intense for the new master tournament. I wanna see Tiger Woods try to stay standing when hes swinging a Golf Club on black ice.
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Come on guys, we need to focus. This is about MattJack and Las Vegas and not about irons, balls, tendra, n i g g e r s, black ice or Finland for that matter.
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Don't be disrespectin' my niggas.
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Find a small town that has a bunch of creepy people that will except you :\
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actually, i like the golf discussion. it's more interesting.
I think golf and nascar should combine their sports. |
golf fans teaming up with nascar fans...
Nascar would kick golfs ass. Oh and you can always get a job as a showgirl, or possibly at the Bunny Ranch. |
Considering I have a penis, I don't think the showgirl/hooker thing will work out.
I'm going to have to go to a staffing agency to get a job more than likely. I hope they have an opening for a lounge singer, that'd be the shit. |
would golf combined w/ nascar involve hitting balls at the racecars' windshields
because i would so fucking watch that |
You could hang out with Tenno and Jupitergirl!
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Also, a black guy told me I have the face and demeanor of Tiger Woods. Usually I just get Keanu Reeves |
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Bwahaha,...
MattJack, Gigolo. |
so how are you posting on i-mockery?
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Vegas has an some internet tubes I guess?
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I would think that'd be awkward.
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Well, I got more game than Monopoly, so it ain't too bad. lol
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I predict this life adventure will end with you living back at home with your parents.
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