Kick your cat
 

Who likes to kick their cat?

I like to kiss my cat, is that the same?

Sometimes my cat gets smashed in the door. Not on purpose though.

I wouldn't say I kick my cat, its more of a lifting motion and the inertia of her fattiness sends her lobing across the room. Cuz If you actually kick a cat you run the risk of bruising or even hemorrhaging major organs :(

That's risky buisness there.

I like to nudge her with the side of my foot from behind, forcing a wheelbarrow like walk.

My rabbit liked my cat. A lot.

I just remembered i've licked the cat before. He taste like stale powdered sugar.

I give them lots of kisses before promptly powerbombing them to sleep.

My friend plays with a laser pointer with her cats. One day I pointed it between my friends eyes and one of the cats began to freak and speak click language from then on.

i think my cat likes to be kicked. :(

he walks in front of me all the time. he's gigantic! like having a midget walking around.

SOME PUSSIES NEEDS A SLAPPIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAM_31SU0U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6a8T5Z5wkk

I love these vids

I like to put tape on my kitty and watch him walk funny.

Do you tape his legs together?

When I was a kid, I could rub under my cat's chin for hynotizing-like effect. He'd be lights out in about two minutes. Forced hypnotization isn't a crime is it?

This is the best one by far. Go to 2:40.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-UZ6EETp8Y

I like playing those videos with pissed off cats. My kitties freak the fuck out.

What do you mean exactly?

You could get worms.:x