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mynes in color suckaz

bitchez got served

azyn pryde

You remind me of when I first went into a chat room.

Thats effin hilarious ...

Usher is totally staring at lindsay lohans rack :lol

SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND WE WENT TO APPLEBEES AND WE WERE SITTING ACROSS FROM THIS TABLE AND THERE WAS THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS KINDA LOOKIN AT ME, I DIDN"T KNOW IF SHE LIEKED ME OR SOMETHING BUT LIKE IW AS LOOKING AT HER TOO AND THEN LIKE TEN MINUTES LATER I HEAR THIS NOISE AND I WATCHED HER THROW UP ON THE TABLE AND ON ALL HER FRIENDS FOOD, AND I LAUGHED SO HARD AND ALL MY FRIENDS DID TOO, THAT GIRL GOT REALLY EMBARRASSED LOL OSMGS IF TWAS SO FUNNY VOMIT EVERYWHERE LAOLMSOFDJSDLK

:lol

you win even more if that somehow turnes into a prono :x

YOU MEAN LIEK IF HER FRIENDS WERE LIKE STARTING OT LIKE LICK IT UP AND PUT IT IN THEIR HANDS AND LIKE RUB IT ON HER AND THEN LIKE LICK IT OFF HER AND THEN LIKE STICK THEIR TOUNGES IN HER MOUTH AND THEN LIKE PROCEED TO MAKE LESBIANS LOVE AND THE TABLE IN ALL THE VOMIT AND FOOD AND STUFF???

YEAH, THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, I MEAN WHAT ELSE COULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT OYU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS THE ONLY AVAILABLE SCENARIO. >:

Don't you mean break it down?

its 12:07 in the central time zone...

sam's stuck in the mad max thread

Hey do you think i can get any celeberties to be my pan pal?

I GOT OUT. >:

AND NO, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN. :(

Unless you are dying.

From cancer.

Bad cancer.

crap i posted my aim response in the forum box >:

It's okay. :(

I'm sorry to be the one who has to crush your dream. But someone has to do it.

It'll hurt less this way.

Rush limbaugh has ended his third marriage

hey guess who's a celebrity now?

if you say you im gonna kill you

now you have to explain yourself because im sick of your indescriminant lies >:

I really wanna do everything for a living :(

I HEAR AGRO IS A CELEBRITY NOW. :(

Hey cool, I've already added you to my buddylist. :D

:rolleyes

I just watched the MTV movie award post show then the Maxim Hot 100. And now I'm super depressed :(

I'm thinking of getting a new email adress :/

I can't think of a cool name though :(

How about 'FaggotBreath3234'?

hey sajuuk when you log on im gonna IM you and say FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT.

But Matt, you do that to everyone. :(

Woah woah woah, before you become an atheist I think you should see this movie and reevaluate the consequences

Exorcism 911

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

But Matt, you do that to everyone. :(

Yeah, but I don't mean it with you guys.

Capn Crunch really upset me by going on & on about how lame my life is. >:

He is such a fag. >:

im sory i cant prosecute without evidence

Only Fags post chat logs. >:

afterbirthFACE (03:47:35): how long have you been on the internet :(
Lemmysomemoney (03:48:11): not long, a couple of days.
afterbirthFACE (03:48:24): straight? :(
Lemmysomemoney (03:48:46): yeah, well, no, I get up to pee & get
food. ;(
afterbirthFACE (04:07:37): you are lame
afterbirthFACE (04:07:42): :(
afterbirthFACE (04:07:50): are you at your work or house?
Lemmysomemoney (04:07:56): yes, but I talk to a pretty girl.
Lemmysomemoney (04:07:59): I'm at work.
afterbirthFACE (04:08:56): what girl :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:09:17): that girl I had everyone IMing the other day...
afterbirthFACE (04:10:09): Boo Radleys - 'Wish I Was Skinny'
afterbirthFACE (04:10:10): haha :(
afterbirthFACE (04:10:14): that's from a book :(
afterbirthFACE (04:10:32): the band name :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:10:36): yeah?
afterbirthFACE (04:10:46): it's called to kill a mocking bird
afterbirthFACE (04:11:02): there is some whackjob in it and his name is boo radley
Lemmysomemoney (04:11:19): oh yeah, I forgot that. :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:11:37): but then I've purged high school from my memory
afterbirthFACE (04:14:02): you suck
afterbirthFACE (04:14:04): seriuosly :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:14:38): yes, but five dollars is five dollars. ;)
afterbirthFACE (04:14:53): you are incredibly bland :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:15:28): but I give the best damn blowjob you can get for five dollars inthe whole of this town. ;)
afterbirthFACE (04:15:32): what was that cartoon i showed you yesterday?
Lemmysomemoney (04:15:39): Princess
afterbirthFACE (04:15:59): got it
Lemmysomemoney (04:18:55): Hey, last time I heard you had a suck life too. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:19:07): w/e/we/
Lemmysomemoney (04:19:28): No, screw you! You fuck underaged animal corpses! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:19:38): w/e
Lemmysomemoney (04:20:15): haha, Shimid believed me that willie was dead. :D
Lemmysomemoney (04:20:27): I'm gonna be really sad if he really is. :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:22:11): You live in Pennsilvania right?
afterbirthFACE (04:28:40): yeah
Lemmysomemoney (04:28:51): Then you're a fag. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:29:12): no >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:29:28): Yes! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:29:53): you are >:
afterbirthFACE (04:30:03): you live in some faggot country with lord of the rings >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:30:42): Yeah! I didn't say I wasn't a fag, & it takes one to know one! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:31:52): :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:32:14): Yeah, see, You're a Fag & you know it. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:32:24): no >:
afterbirthFACE (04:32:28): i am not a fag >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:33:02): Then you're just a guy that has sex with men then.
afterbirthFACE (04:33:14): NO >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:34:30): Oh, touchy subject? can't handle the truth? you upset because you were raped but liked it, & that'll always be your little secret, ay? Oh, you're such a fat little fag! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:34:56): I AM NOT FAT OR A FAG >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:36:06): Sure, just keep saying that & no one will guess that you print out picture of chojin,to see if you can copy his make up exactly so that everyone will love your fat, faggy ass just like everyone loves his...
afterbirthFACE (04:36:42): haha :(
afterbirthFACE (04:36:46): chojin is such a faggot :(
afterbirthFACE (04:37:01): same with italianstereotype
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:17): same with me & you...
afterbirthFACE (04:37:22): no >:
afterbirthFACE (04:37:27): maybe you >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:48): yes with me, & yes with you. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:37:57): no >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:59): You love the taste of hot cum inyour mouth.
afterbirthFACE (04:38:08): SO WHAT
Lemmysomemoney (04:38:36): You love the feel of an erect penis in your mouth.
afterbirthFACE (04:40:14): YOU FAGGOT >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:40:23): You love to press your index finger into his anus to stimulate him just that bit further.
afterbirthFACE (04:40:38): I AM BLOCKING YOU YOU FAGGOT
Lemmysomemoney (04:40:45): sure thing, fag. ;
Lemmysomemoney (04:41:11): You just can't handle the truth! You big fat uber-fag!
Lemmysomemoney (04:43:09): You love the feeling of a tongue running over your butthole... & you climax everytime he slips his tongue a little further in...
Lemmysomemoney (04:48:22): Gone quiet fagstro? Maybe you're jacking off the the homoerotic imagery I'm feeding you, maybe you won't block me, maybe you'll become my little fag puppet, & fuck me in my tight, pale ass everyday. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:48:38): MAYBE
Lemmysomemoney (04:49:35): Yeah, you know you are. >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:52:30): I've used up all the faggy words I know. :(
afterbirthFACE (04:52:36): :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:53:15): & I learned all that stuff from The Jay & Silent Bob Movie. :(

How do you guys like my new avatar? :(

Not yet...

Don't kill him yet.

The avatar is great, but your postcount sucks! >:

OMG, I just realised that if Jessica Alba saw this thread, she wouldn't get it at all & would think that we're terrible people... well, maybe slightly worse people than what we actually are. :tear

Gurlugee, you ruined my joke. :(

Let me guess, I should change it to fix the joke. :rolleyes

No, you should buy me a title that says 'FagPark'. :(

ok now I have my evidence lets bring it to court pub were gona get this fag put away for a looooong time

I CALL TO THE STANDS CAPN CRUNCH, HE IS ACCUSED OF BEING A FAG AND CAUSING EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO PUB LOVER >:

THERE IS AIM EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THE PROSECUTION, WHAT SAY YOU?

GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY

CAPN YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT FOR NOT TALKING TOO >:

SPEAK UP, YOU RATBASTARD FAG! :wah

Alack, for you have all forsaken me. :(

wait weren't jay and silent bob in the clerks cartoon >:

"Thats the ugliest bong I've ever seen."

OMG, I'm now in the top fifty posters! :eek

It's hard to think of some of the posters here as actually being people with real emotions.

My Apologies to Gurlugon.

But Cap'n Crunch is still a fag. ;)

NO kidding, did you see his entry for the action figure contest.

Hey guys i am off work now, do you still want to hang out?

WE NEED A JUDGE TO HOLD CAPN CRUNCH INTO CONTEMPT

I'll hold capn crunch but not in comtempt ;(

He probably doesn't even have a defense lawer. >:

One day, when i have absolutely nothing to do, I am going to read this thread from beginning to end.

edit: nvm, for some reason I cant see the first post of new pages.

I PLEA NOT GAY. :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProfessorCool

One day, when i have absolutely nothing to do, I am going to read this thread from beginning to end.

I already did that, it wasn't much fun. :(

Shouldn't you be on AIM! >:

Once i went into chats on aim and started trying to porn bots, but they didn't talk back to me...

Except this one time where the girl did talk back to me and i explained my lizard fetish...

Kids are for Trix :rolleyes

im with pub on this one >:

HEY GUYS, I JUST WOKE UP!

WHAT'S UP? :)

BiggieMclargeguy (10:22:57 AM): NIGGA PLZ
Erick Reloaded (10:23:16 AM): AWESOME :D
BiggieMclargeguy (10:23:31 AM): NO YOU SHUT UP
Erick Reloaded (10:23:43 AM): Oh SNAP!
BiggieMclargeguy (10:23:54 AM): NO NO YOU SNAP, SHUT UP
Erick Reloaded (10:24:04 AM): ok
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:09 AM): omg sry
Erick Reloaded (10:24:22 AM): me too
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:42 AM): sry you are such a fag
Erick Reloaded (10:24:47 AM): me too
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:51 AM): >:

ScruU2wice: oh man phsycic
AgroSkateRik: wuh'
ScruU2wice: i posted OMG sam's on befor you
ScruU2wice: but it wouldnt let me
ScruU2wice: it said i couldn't post so fast
ScruU2wice: than i talked to you
ScruU2wice: and you told me to go see it
ScruU2wice: and i was already there
ScruU2wice: and i pressed submit
ScruU2wice: ok hold that though
ScruU2wice: cuz your definatly not sam

:(

I have to go guys :(

He has to go eat. That's what he told me.

ScruU2wice: bye
Switch Dingo: AW =(
ScruU2wice: i gots to eat

Oh shit, I was going to make a post five minutes ago, but that cute pantsuit girl started talking to me about porn, & biggie was all up on the copper hating, & sam was all, I can't take girls on dates because I wear hotpants...

Oh well, it was probably a stupid post anyway...

Yeah probably

fuck da police

Hey, I don't wear hotpants. >:

At least not in public. ;-)

OMG! Pictures, now! :eek