"What Are You Eating to Right Now? (ska sucks)" thread! >:

OMG! I hate page breaks that fuck up my jokes! >:

Was what I was replying to. :(

So my post should of looked like:

"What Are You Eating to Right Now? (ska sucks)" thread! >:

I THINK YOU ARE TRYING TOO HARD PUB. :(

OMG, I just realized that it's not just in the wrong thread, but it's in the wrong forum too! :eek

Yeah, the quality of my postshas really gone downhill in the last few weeks, & they weren't top notch to begin with. :tear

BUT MY POSTCOUNT IS STARTING TO ROCK! :D

Ska Forum! :(

I THINK THIS BELONGS IN THE "REDIRECTING PEOPLE TO OTHER THREADS" FORUM. :rolleyes

I think this belongs in the 'Ironic Humour' forum. :(

I think this belongs in the "Beating a Joke into the Ground" thread.

:(

OMG, it's already there! ;)

ZING!

:bow

Switch Dingo (06:59:09): if it wasn't for us, that thread would suck
Switch Dingo (06:59:11): worse
Lemmysomemoney (06:59:22): indeed.
Switch Dingo signed off at 07:00:06.
Lemmysomemoney (07:00:51): I've only been filling Willie's role, if he came back, I could go back to the old me. :( OMG You went offline! :o

I'm listening to the Dark Side of the Moon album and it's awesome :eek

IT ROCKS!!!

HOLY SHIT LIQUID STAY FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE :(

F A U R O P I J O JJ Oh DJ, DJ :D

Yeah liquid is definatly cooler than you >:

When is willie going to quit being dead?

When this thread is worth reading anymore. :(

MAD LIBS >:

My shirt says "FUCK" and has "with love" in negative space on the k :0

>: LIBS

:fuck

VERB
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afterbirthFACE (3:53:35 PM): you look like a fat ninjavenom :(
BiggieMclargeguy (3:53:40 PM): :(

hey your shirt says FUCK! :eek

OMG THANKS FOR THE WARNING :eek

MOCK WARS >:

did you lose weight, big?

yeah, i have lost about 30 lbs in the last two months :(

congrats, mang

thanks

doing what?

smoking cigarettes :(

lol cheater >:

I think i looked better when i was fatter :(

nobody looks better fatter :lol

you just need to fix the rest yourself so you look proportional.

Yeah if i can just trim down my head a bit :rolleyes

HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNO U WERE A WOMAN ALL GOOD BUT NOW I GOT TO STOP FARTING AND COMB STUFF HERE AND THERE

I didn't know either :eek

RETRO YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!

actually you could pose as a man or a woman... like Hanson!
remember that train wreck? the girliest guys ever!

mmm...gay (instead of mmm bop)

STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!

TheProfessorCool: Excuse me can i have a peice of cake?
you already have a peice of cake
Well I would like another...
Are you sure you need it?
Mister, i have never been more certain about anything in my life (proceeds to eat two peieces of cake)
TheProfessorCool: Only a cartoon could handel that type of wacky antics
Switch Dingo: ONLY A BILL COSBY CARTOON
TheProfessorCool: ONLY IN AMERICA
Switch Dingo: FATHERHOOD
Switch Dingo: THE NEW COMEDY
Switch Dingo: FROM TVLAND
Switch Dingo: NICK AT NIGHT
TheProfessorCool: oh yeah
TheProfessorCool: with this and the grahm norton effect
TheProfessorCool: this will be onehot and sexy summer
TheProfessorCool: HAWTTT!
Switch Dingo: PRONSTARS
Switch Dingo: PHONESEX
Switch Dingo: ONSTAGE
Switch Dingo: SPARKINGLIVELYDEBATE
Switch Dingo: WITHTHEAUDIENCE
Switch Dingo: ABUTTLOADOFCELEBRIETES
TheProfessorCool: PEEPSHOW
TheProfessorCool: SIDESHOW
TheProfessorCool: TALKSHOW
Switch Dingo: FUCKSHOW
TheProfessorCool: the guest are big
TheProfessorCool: te interviews are bigger

FLASHY!! :hypno

You're almost as convincing as Kahljorn, Big. Except in a scary way.

NO SAJUUK :rolleyes

i think it is the picture, cause nobody has ever said that i look like a girl before :(

TheProfessorCool: STOP HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT MY WIFE!
Lemmysomemoney: no. :(

Oh shit.

>:

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She? There are no women on the internet! :eek

yeah, really. im a guy. eva01 is the name of a robot from an anime. :/
p.s. that damn picture worked earlier...

HEY EVA THE EXITS OVER THERE

Beware.

i am so overwhelmed

TOUCHE SCRU, FORGET NOT WE MEET TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL AND STORM OUR BRAINS FOR BRILLIANCE AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL

mmm...gay (instead of mmm bop)

If you like batteredwomen why don't you PM Fartin Mowler and ask him about his wife.

Sounds like you've got a problem.

THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS! :lol2

But that doesn't make it right. >:

Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.

AIM IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH A GUN. >:

Eva is a girls name :/

whatever eva is still a girls name :/

I got my avatar taken away. :(

:lol

Who the fuck are you and why are you trying to ruin Weebl and Bob for me.

GOOD TIMES :*

I'm not allowed to talk about my conversations with Fartin, he says it's forbidden. :o

ELITE

GOD I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS GUY WHATS IT FROM STRONGBAD OR SOMETHING :lol

HOW DARE YOU INSULT WEEBL, PREPARE TO FEEL SAJUUK'S WRATH! >:

CANT GET ENOUGH :lol

IM GONNA THROW UP :lol

This page made me hate the internet. :(

Let's get it over with...

Service with a smile :)

haha i actually did throw up :lol

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Was it green or yellow?

New avatar...

I ran a 5k today, and once I was done I ate a banana. I then proceeded to the bathroom and threw up the banana. You're supposed to eat within 30 minutes of excercise to maximize muscle growth and muscle refueling. :(

Unless your stomach is an asshole >:

They offer so much free food, too. Quite a shame.

Dude, 5k is nothing. I get at least 60-70k, and I only pay about twice the rate of dialup.

I get 6M & I pay the same price as I paid to have the second line for the dial-up...

Yeah but you aren't given the opportunity to throw up a banana... >:

Once you learn to suck cock properly, you'll never throw up a banana again...

I got serverd

Tell me the NIGGA :eek that came up with that godsdamn line, & I'll kill the motherfucker! >:

WHAT THE FUCK >:

AND THESE ASSHOLE RUNNERS HEARD ME THROWING UP AND SAID THE SAME FUCKING THING ABOUT "IT MEANS YOU'VE REACHED A NEW PLATEAU" LIKE THEY ALL READ THE SAME FUCKING RUNNERS MAGAZINE OR SOMETHING

IM LIKE FUCK YOU HOW BOUT YOU GIVE ME SOME TUMS

I just posted.