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Sam Aug 6th, 2011 06:36 PM

YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO ESUOHLIM AGIAN

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 06:37 PM

FATHOM, I WAS ENJOYING UNDOIT'S COMMENTARY AND I WAS REALLY AFRAID IT WAS GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE A JERK I HATED

I WAS ON EDGE ALL NIGHT ABOUT IT

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 06:39 PM

I MAY CONFESS THAT THAT WAS PART OF THE REASON I DID THAT.

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 06:40 PM

THE OTHER REASON BEING THAT FATHOM ZERO IS A STUPID STUPID FATTY NAME

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 06:42 PM

Goddamn, Rip Torn kicks ass.


Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 06:43 PM



I'm still watching this every time I think of it

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 06:52 PM


Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 735934)
I mean, I like SOME FZ still. Burnt Weeny Sandwich has some really pretty stuff on it. IDK i cant really stand his misogyny and snarkyness anymore. also his music has this thing to it, like he thinks you're stupid for being into it. the only fz i really still like is the instrumental stuff

The misogyny bugs me too, and so does his views on education, but damn I've listened to everything he has 100 times over and I'm still not tired of it

King Hadas Aug 6th, 2011 07:41 PM

What original got me into Zappa probably were the gross dirty lyrics, like a lot of the stuff on Joe Garage Act II & III. Now though it's gotten old and I just want to listen to the music. I've been meaning to cut the central scrutinizer bits out of my Packard Goose and Watermelon in Eastern Hay mp3s.

MattJack Aug 6th, 2011 10:41 PM

Why did Nick get banned? Too many red picks?

Guitar Woman Aug 6th, 2011 10:59 PM

Shit, I saw Pony graffiti IRL today.

THE DISEASE IS SPREADING

Guitar Woman Aug 6th, 2011 11:01 PM

My biggest problem with Zappa is how he writes noise half the time instead of music, and half of all the actual music is goofy crap. I guess I'm disappointed because I expected him to be more of a precursor to Ween or something.

Lumpy Gravy is his best album, easy.

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 11:08 PM

Lumpy Gravy has the one of the biggest noise-to-music ratios though :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 11:13 PM

I've found much better noise elsewhere.


Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 11:16 PM



This has one of my favorite riffs ever.

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 11:16 PM

I've been listening to a ton of John Zorn lately and everything he ever wrote seems to be either complete noise or Jewish jazz. It's EXCELLENT

Guitar Woman Aug 6th, 2011 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 735992)
Lumpy Gravy has the one of the biggest noise-to-music ratios though :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

Yeah but the actual music is great

It probably has a lot to do with how Zappa keeps his fucking mouth shut the entire time

Guitar Woman Aug 6th, 2011 11:19 PM

Being a noise artist must be the easiest job ever.

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 11:22 PM


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Guitar Woman Aug 6th, 2011 11:35 PM

I bet you guys loved those abstract Dilbert MS Paint movies, didn't you

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 11:37 PM

I only posted them on here whenever they came out.

So, no, in other words.

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 736011)
I bet you guys loved those abstract Dilbert MS Paint movies, didn't you

YES

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 11:45 PM

HOW ABOUT THAT PIGSKIN, MILHOUSE

HOW ABOUT THAT GAME WITH THE PIGSKIN

Otto Aug 6th, 2011 11:56 PM

I used to be extremely weirded out by the people that dressed up their dogs. Now I've finally realized that they don't do so because of the delusion that their pets are somehow human, but because they enjoy humiliating animals. That is why I am going to inflict this upon my dog for Halloween.
http://www.target.com/Banana-Split-P.../dp/B003L97R1W
Some kinda' gay tooth with back tumors.

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 12:06 AM

I was thinking it was a dog kkk costume that got pelted with rotten tomatoes.

Otto Aug 7th, 2011 12:08 AM

I am dangerously close to just making it into some kind of weird doggie klansman costume just so my neighbors hate me more than they already do.

"Oh look, honey! The tubby mope that seems to devote his entire existence to burning his garbage at night, playing an electric organ on his back porch at three in the morning, and loudly crying on his front porch every other hour has dressed his equally tubby dog as a racist fanatic. I'm glad we chose to move to this neighborhood."

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 736015)
HOW ABOUT THAT PIGSKIN, MILHOUSE

HOW ABOUT THAT GAME WITH THE PIGSKIN

HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 7th, 2011 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 735952)

Is that Dr Biskonovitch?

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 02:33 AM

i do not know who that is

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 03:03 AM

Looks like cody to me. He needs his medicine.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 7th, 2011 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 736018)
I used to be extremely weirded out by the people that dressed up their dogs. Now I've finally realized that they don't do so because of the delusion that their pets are somehow human, but because they enjoy humiliating animals. That is why I am going to inflict this upon my dog for Halloween.
http://www.target.com/Banana-Split-P.../dp/B003L97R1W
Some kinda' gay tooth with back tumors.


10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 7th, 2011 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 736045)
i do not know who that is

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 736052)
Looks like cody to me. He needs his medicine.


Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 03:24 AM

I always preferred Gon.

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 04:32 AM

I WANNA TALK TO RONGI SOME MORE

AND PROFESSOR COOL FOR THAT MATTER :(

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 04:33 AM

And Mr. Adventure. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 04:34 AM

And Big McLargeHuge. :( :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 7th, 2011 04:52 AM

I think I pissed off big mclargehuge too much to come back.

I liked gon too.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 05:23 AM

Professor Cool quit the internet a real long time ago :(

It's 4:30 in the morning we'll talk tomorrow at a decent hour

Zomboid Aug 7th, 2011 06:50 AM

Seriously. Shut up. Like, most of you.

MJ & SAM: Sorry, braws! I ended up getting shittered all weekend. I'm installing Steam right now. Sam, did you think that I wouldn't notice our broken friendship on Facebook? 'Cause I did, like a year ago. Fucking prick. I kinda wanna go to Comic-con next year just to punch you in your filthy American jaw.

Also, I guess people don't appreciate your playing GnR's "One in a Million". Something about racism and homophobia.

Sam Aug 7th, 2011 01:11 PM

THAT WAS ALL YOU, BRAH.

Zomboid Aug 7th, 2011 02:31 PM

No way!

But yeah, that's a definite possibility.

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 03:16 PM

Zomboid, I still love you even though you think I'm annoying.

Sam Aug 7th, 2011 03:19 PM

Dylan, you are still moderately tolerable even though you are annoying.

AND YOU SUCK AT RED DEAD REDEMPTION.

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 03:25 PM

SINCE WHEN HAS SHOOTING YOUR TEAMMATES IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD BEEN WRONG?

Sam Aug 7th, 2011 03:29 PM

SINCE YOU COPIED IT FROM ME AND FAILED AT IT.

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 03:30 PM

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

IT'S HARD TO HEAR SOMEONE THAT'S BEEN SHOT IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 736090)
Seriously. Shut up. Like, most of you.

I ALSO MISS LEEEEENNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 736116)
Dylan, you are still moderately tolerable even though you are annoying.

AND YOU SUCK AT RED DEAD REDEMPTION.

I am the best at red dead. I had a posse of 8 in which I was the best and everyone worshiped me for some reason. At about 30 days of playtime (which is very very sad), I quit because it got way easy and anyone who I would fight online called me a hacker, even people who were decent against me.

Nick Aug 7th, 2011 05:55 PM

I regret not playing more Red Dead Redemption online.

Tadao Aug 7th, 2011 06:00 PM

I regret you having internet access.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:26 PM

welp

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:28 PM

zomboid what is up

totally forgot you were canadian

do you still have your dick pierced?

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 06:28 PM

lol, Rongi you were 12 when you started posting? :lol

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:29 PM

haha yeah :(

i pretended i was older

no wonder i am such a maladjusted adult

Zomboid Aug 7th, 2011 06:30 PM

Yes, but nothing else. And yeah, I'm Canadian! Also, I don't find FZ all that annoying.

I think I started posting here when I was like 15.

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 06:30 PM

That makes your feud with Fartin infinitely funnier

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:31 PM

i was 12 and obsessed with radiohead. there are probably worse bands i could have been obsessed with at that age, but like i was REALLY obsessed. i think i used to fight people on this board if they said radiohead sucked (which in retrospect radiohead do kind of suck)(even though i still like them)

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:33 PM

oh my god fartin mowler

that man has children

does that not terrify you?

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 06:33 PM

we're going to fall into a shame spiral

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 736180)
I think I started posting here when I was like 15.

Same here. I kept it a secret for a while, though, because I was ashamed or something and everyone else seemed way older

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:35 PM

while other people were learning to talk to girls at that age i was fighting with a middle aged man who may very well have been insane

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 06:37 PM

THE TEENAGE YEARS WERE WEIRD ON US ALL

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 06:38 PM

At least you guys had I-mock at that age. All I had was aol chat, a chat place called 'the globe', porn, and geocities sites to look at.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:38 PM

milhouse do you still have that girlfriend

Sam Aug 7th, 2011 06:38 PM

And then Rongi got mugged.

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 06:40 PM

Sam was and always will be his current age.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:40 PM

Oh shit, which time was that? I got mugged twice

Nick Aug 7th, 2011 06:40 PM

I spent the majority of my time between the ages of 15-18 making flash animations for Newgrounds, playing video games, and other such dickery. I will never be a real redneck now.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:40 PM

I got mugged when I was really high 3 years ago

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:46 PM

Didn't mean to drop the bummer bomb on y'all

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 06:48 PM

That's not a bummer. I robbed a guy of his cash when he was high on something once and it was pretty funny. The dude thought I was his friend and asked me to get him something from the store. I said it'd take more money. He handed me more. I said "More" and he gave me more. Then I left the party.

Nick Aug 7th, 2011 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736209)
Didn't mean to drop the bummer bomb on y'all

How much did the guy jack?

Sam Aug 7th, 2011 06:48 PM

I remember one time it happened and you posted about it, we joked about it FOREVER.

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736194)
milhouse do you still have that girlfriend

We were broken up for a while and got back together again recently. I'M SURE TERRA WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THIS NEWS TOO :rolleyes

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 736210)
That's not a bummer. I robbed a guy of his cash when he was high on something once and it was pretty funny. The dude thought I was his friend and asked me to get him something from the store. I said it'd take more money. He handed me more. I said "More" and he gave me more. Then I left the party.

haha

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:50 PM

oh sam you're talking about the time i got hit in the head by a crazy homeless guy

Sam Aug 7th, 2011 06:51 PM

I think so, I remember thinking Evil Robot did it.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:51 PM

what's with these new avatars, guys

Sam Aug 7th, 2011 06:52 PM

HIS AVATAR WAS A BLACK MAN.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:52 PM

ew terra still posts here?

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:53 PM

that's good news milhouse i got broken up with 4 months ago. the day before my birthday

Sam Aug 7th, 2011 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 736214)
We were broken up for a while and got back together again recently. I'M SURE TERRA WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THIS NEWS TOO :rolleyes

I'M STILL WAITING FOR A CERTAIN YOU KNOW WHO TO COME CRAWLING BACK TO ME.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:57 PM

GW I used to make threads about how I hated you

Man what a lame thing to do

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:58 PM

Unless you're one of the people i'm supposed to hate still

in that case f u

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 06:58 PM

nothing 4 sam

:(

Nick Aug 7th, 2011 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736218)
what's with these new avatars, guys

We all had a big Brony/I-Mockery meet up. These are our pictures from it.

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 06:59 PM

My first girlfriend found me 2 years ago but she wasn't at all how she was when I was 17. She had been on meth at one point, I think. Back then she was a hot little redheaded innocent christian girl. Now she looked like she had just hopped out of a trailer park dumpster. I told her I wasn't interested.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:01 PM

My ex girlfriend was a tiny blonde indie chick who, to this very day, I do not understand how I ended up with

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 736228)
I'M STILL WAITING FOR A CERTAIN YOU KNOW WHO TO COME CRAWLING BACK TO ME.

AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR A CERTAIN NAKED PHOTO >:

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:03 PM

mainly because i'm gross and she was really pretty

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:04 PM

milhouse, sam knew that whole time that those pictures were deleted btw

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 07:04 PM

shruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:04 PM

yo got clowned, dawg

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:05 PM

now everyone knows what you look like and no one knows what buddah looks like naked

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:06 PM

except sam, i guess

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 07:09 PM

:(

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:11 PM

you can see me naked if u wan


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