Who braked every page? :eek
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hrm, did someone find my secret not so secret Dilbert?
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Something else was deleted. :eek :eek :eek |
ALSO, how was it a year ago that you did that?! I thought it was last month not 2014. The fuck is going on.
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Dude, time = :wank :( :death
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I bought a hi fi console yesterday! I only wish I could keep it on the front porch, so I could listen to my 78s while polishing a revolver and giving my neighbors menacing grins.
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Just to reminisce a little .....
Whatever happened to Kulturkampf? |
FUCK YOU! I challenge you to chess again when I get to it!
WTF ever happened to RoG? is he too good to mix with the slime! OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU DESERTED US! |
WHERE'S PUB?
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Hi Pub.
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Hey!
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Hey
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Ho!
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TO THA WINDOWSSSSSSS
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Have you ever looked at a puppet and thought "I'd fuck that."?
I hope that happens to me one day. |
if its a Real-doll, why not ;3
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Howdy Doody with a fleshlight.
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I'm gonna need some one to pull the strings on a Realdoll. You don't seem to bust ZBF.
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I can do it, I tried my hand at ventriloquism when I was a dumb kid, until I couldn't stop getting creeped out by the dummy's lifeless staring eyes and I burned it in an oil drum in the back yard.
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This will be the most important thing you can do for a bro.
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WE ARE JUST SO CHATTY, HUH DUDES?
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Posting on a forum is too much like going outside.
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This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the twig-thin homeless lady that talks to St. Roch in public, or the pale dude in the 5XL Gadsen Flag shirt that seems to know a lot about the second amendment, but little about personal hygiene?
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They are all here. Mostly lurkers, but they are here.
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I like not being considered the strangest one here.
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Lol that doesn't make it any better. It's okay, I accept you
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pretty sure that's the only thing that's keeping me alive.... |
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Touche. I don't know how to do the accent, I'm not cool enough
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Haha.
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Any dumbshit can affect a quasi-midwestern accent with a vague German undertone. Plebian. |
I meant the accent on the e, you fuck.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. |
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That's that shit I'm talking about. Do you say that shit in public?
Wes Craven died, whaaaaat |
Or did he? :eek
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Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes Quote:
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do a search for "esuohlim" you'll get a lot of great lines like this |
Maybe on Vet day we pardon 1 vet.
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so i picked up drawing again for the first time in like five months. You jerks want to see some fucking goddamn art?
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Is it Hentai?
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noooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
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I like it.
Did nazis ever have genies? That should have been their goal. |
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Those are Jawsome!
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Also going to get to work on two comix now that I'm on something to keep my anxiety tamped down. Have to put up some character sketches.
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I took a lot? I really shouldn't have. So many of them are topless! Why did I take so many pictures of myself topless! Did someone ask for that shit? "Hey Pub, I really like seeing a pudgy guy with a huge head and a shitty beard without a shirt. Hmm, pasty raw chicken looking skin turns me on." :vomit |
What is the :puke emotion command again? >:
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:rolleyes
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Can I be a mod?
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I need Brak to have cleavage. Then we can page rack.
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i tried to kill myself yesterday with pills and two pints of booze and all I did was sleep all day and throw up in the morning
i wonder if i set my house on fire if the smoke will make me pass out before I start burning |
It would probably just make you sick till the fireman arrives and puts your 3rd degree burned ass in an ambulance.
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Hey, at least he'd have some stories to share with that psychiatric hospital orderly whose face I slashed open 3 years ago.
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Oh, you.
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The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.
HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME |
Haven't you seen the Disorderlies?
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Watch any old nuthouse based movie. The orderlies, the muscle they use to keep the unruly nuts in check are always wearing bow ties with their names embroidered on their shirts. Prime example: one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
Always appreciatea a Kamen Rider reference, though. |
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Hilarity ensued. |
Oh I think I did. Did I cover her face with Brak? MB it was Pub.
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Thanks for that.
BTW anyone hear from Kit lately? |
I you build a hockey thread she will cum.
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or that blond girl. what the hell was her name?
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:lol
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That's my granddaughter you pervs. >:
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Somehow I suspected that.
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Currently the most popular thread on this forum is you guys all roleplaying ZBF's suicide party. :rolleyes :eek
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Bring your own ropes, bitches.
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We got sandwiches goddamnit >:
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ONE FUCKING JOB!
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