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Zomboid Apr 8th, 2012 01:22 AM

http://youtu.be/5mhAPrBddfM

I just find that hilarious.

Babs Apr 8th, 2012 01:38 AM

Missed the page break fool! Damn sci-fi, past your curfew, drunk.

kahljorn Apr 8th, 2012 02:05 AM

its called a page brak

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Apr 8th, 2012 02:53 AM

Only losers brak the page break. :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 544824)
"So, uh, I moderate a message board... I-mockery.com... you may have heard about it... my name is Esuohlim :wink "

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757185)
If I came up to him and loudly announced "I'M MILHOUSE FROM THE INTERNET" he would grimace for a split second as he thought of all the events in his life that led him up to that moment and what he should've done to prevent it.

Glad to hear you took Sam's flirting advice.

Esuohlim Apr 8th, 2012 03:52 AM

From that thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 553957)
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 553930)
It's a big one but it does the job:

SIGNED, WILLIE

:(

Esuohlim Apr 8th, 2012 03:54 AM

SO YEAH VERY ORIGINAL, "WILLIE" THREAD PAGE 4 :rolleyes

Zomboid Apr 8th, 2012 04:03 AM

What? I'm reeeally tired, and I'm trying to understand what you're getting at, but I'm coming up blank.

Pub Lover Apr 8th, 2012 05:19 AM

That was WhiteRat in 2008 and this was WhiteRat in 2012.
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 754284)
Willie sighting



A callback is what I think it is called.

Esuohlim Apr 8th, 2012 05:34 AM

More like reusing old jokes! I-Mock has really jumped the shark! I'm outta here!

Zomboid Apr 8th, 2012 05:44 AM

Ah, gotcha. I have no idea where that Sam quote even came from.

Aaarg Apr 8th, 2012 07:53 AM

which one is sam again is that -Rog-??????????????im so confused and who is rongi

Babs Apr 8th, 2012 09:56 AM

What is going on here? Why is the tiny dick fleshlight being quoted here? Is rongi a doppleganger? When the Hell did i-mockery jump the shark? I'm actually jixby Phillips.

Aaarg Apr 8th, 2012 11:04 AM

"jizzby phillups" GHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
_____________________________________
"That's how much I fuck fish" - John Larcoh

Kitsa Apr 8th, 2012 12:18 PM

Last night there was a guy sitting on the floor drunk and crying to someone on his cell that he couldn't get to his room because the elevators were crowded. Meanwhile the rest of us climbed the fire escape. I did it after drinking lotsa scotch, so idk what that says abt mr hockey fan floor crier.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 8th, 2012 12:18 PM

Its before noon. How did you find a scifi convention that opens that early.

Aaarg Apr 8th, 2012 12:20 PM

happy easter everybody and remember that jesus died for your cheeseburger

Kitsa Apr 8th, 2012 01:03 PM

Been up all night because this joint is jumpin with a lowercase j

This has been the weirdest combo of hockey fans and scifi fans

Tadao Apr 8th, 2012 01:05 PM

fuck all yall nigg3rs

RaNkeri Apr 8th, 2012 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 757175)
Whore shirts. We're talking about men's midriff shirts. You wouldn't understand, it's a fad catching on over here in the states.

Thank god. I thought you were referring to the shirts all the 13-year-olds are wearing. :)

Esuohlim Apr 8th, 2012 03:19 PM

Rankeri please tell me you've been fucking hot Finnish broads during your absence or we're going to have to have another long father-son talk

Babs Apr 8th, 2012 08:57 PM

Bro, fat dudes don't get hot Finnish sluts unless it's the run off.

Aaarg Apr 9th, 2012 04:22 AM

rankeri did u [i]finnish[/i in the sluts??????????

Esuohlim Apr 9th, 2012 04:24 AM



fuck yeah

Fathom Zero Apr 9th, 2012 04:52 AM

rogar ebert

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2012 06:54 AM

I'm not allowed to speak to Rankeri. Our countries are at war. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 757237)
i worked this afternoon and the store was slow as fuck and a co-worker was approaching and i try to be friendly with co-workers and i said "it's a ghost town in here today." he said "ghost town enough for ya'?" i said, "yeah... i just said that."

Your co-worker is a robot. He is powered by SmarterChild.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2012 06:55 AM

Bloody balls and arse. >:

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2012 06:55 AM


RaNkeri Apr 9th, 2012 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 757239)
I'm not allowed to speak to Rankeri. Our countries are at war. :eek

Filthy kiwi! I'll shove a spitz up your fucking ass and pull the goddamn trigger until the gun goes click. >:

Tadao Apr 9th, 2012 12:46 PM

and then he'll do things you wont like!

RaNkeri Apr 9th, 2012 01:16 PM

Pub, do you have a mail slot in your door?

Aaarg Apr 9th, 2012 02:19 PM

mail slots what the fuck year is this 1892? WHAT Year is it in Finland?????????????

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2012 02:28 PM

You can stick your dick in my male slot anytime. :orgasm

Esuohlim Apr 9th, 2012 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 757250)
Pub, do you have a mail slot in your door?

:lool

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2012 03:35 PM

Now everything smells of piss. :(

Guitar Woman Apr 9th, 2012 03:43 PM

Every time I watch the scene where Snake meets Otacon, I can't help but think "Man, that guy is completely drenched in urine" through the whole thing.

He doesn't appear to have changed his pants at any point in the game, so even at the Sniper Wolf drama part, he still smelled like pee. I bet it was the last thing she smelled before Snake shot her.

Aaarg Apr 9th, 2012 03:56 PM

video games have smells now fuck that shit

Babs Apr 9th, 2012 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 757251)
WHAT Year is it in Finland?????????????

He just found out about Miami Vice, fuck yeah!

Aaarg Apr 9th, 2012 07:31 PM

in finland it is called Miiaäami Vääaäis

kahljorn Apr 10th, 2012 05:03 PM

denmark and texas are at wark?

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2012 05:31 PM

wark wark wark wark

Aaarg Apr 10th, 2012 06:09 PM

wark !

kweh.....

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2012 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 757279)
denmark and texas are at wark?

I had to move out of Texas on Twitter because I kept getting Austin PR bots following me and asking me things. :eek

I moved to Somalia and now meet lots of lovely chaps with hell of serious opinions. :eek

Those are both places that are considered mythical here in my home country of Narnia. :)

Tadao Apr 10th, 2012 07:08 PM


Tadao Apr 10th, 2012 07:09 PM

05

Tadao Apr 10th, 2012 07:13 PM


Tadao Apr 10th, 2012 07:14 PM


Aaarg Apr 10th, 2012 07:14 PM

tadao i am now associating you with a guy i work with because he's an old dude with long hair and he's short and he owns rabbits so i save him cabbage leaves and you're an old dude with long hair and you like rabbits and you're probably short

Tadao Apr 10th, 2012 07:14 PM


Aaarg Apr 10th, 2012 07:15 PM

rip cig

Tadao Apr 10th, 2012 07:15 PM


Tadao Apr 10th, 2012 07:16 PM

FUCKIN HELL ARGGGGGGG WTF NIGG3R!

Aaarg Apr 10th, 2012 07:17 PM

tadoa i will fu*k your s*it up man don't start with me boy

Aaarg Apr 10th, 2012 07:17 PM

you'll never get a page brak again if i have anything to do with it ha ha ha :emlt

Aaarg Apr 10th, 2012 07:19 PM

i am sorry please forgive me to make it up to you i will give you a box of cabbage leaves for your rabbits and i will throw in some carrot sticks that just expired

Zomboid Apr 10th, 2012 08:04 PM

WHO'S THE BLONDE?

Also, I fucking hate the page Brak thing, so I applaud Aaaargh for this one.

Tadao Apr 10th, 2012 08:52 PM

some comicon whore that I scared off while you were gone. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER

Zomboid Apr 10th, 2012 08:58 PM

THANKS

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2012 09:12 PM

Good job Tadao the only women we like around here are pretend women and trannies

Fathom Zero Apr 10th, 2012 10:01 PM

someone said something about trannies

Aaarg Apr 10th, 2012 10:06 PM

it was Esuohlim and he said "trannies"

Tadao Apr 10th, 2012 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanuki (Post 700611)
Remember the Ren Faire pic Tadao found of me? Here's some from THIS year's ren faire.

The wig has reminded me why I don't have long hair anymore--it's a bitch to keep out of your face.



Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanuki (Post 694939)
Well, uh, here goes!


My GOD I am not photogenic. Anyhoo, this is me in my old dorm. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH SIDE IS MINE?


Me in costume at Otakon 2010 as Lili from Tekken.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanuki (Post 694952)
Well here's my attempt at being photogenic...

:wank

Aaarg Apr 10th, 2012 10:44 PM

oh yeah she was from maryland

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2012 10:57 PM

Urabe is a transfer student who recently came to Tsubaki's school. After a series of strange events, Tsubaki finds himself addicted to Urabe's drool. Once she claims the addiction as love sickness, the relationship slowly progresses, focusing on the odd bond that comes out of the drool attachment...

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2012 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 757307)

OH YEAH. I was like "Listen lady we already HAVE a female version of Fathom Zero and his name is Dylan Alford so g*t the fuck o*t of here" but what I really wanted to do was bang that shit, which triggered all of my subsequent Fathom Zero sex dreams :(

Aaarg Apr 10th, 2012 11:27 PM

the problem i have with that image is that kids who are too young to remember the nes FUCKING LOVE the nes.

Aaarg Apr 10th, 2012 11:28 PM

also because now i'm thinking about i-mockery sex parties and that's just weird

the weirdest part is tadao watching through the window

weirder still is don carlson aka pram maven aka the boy scout stalker

Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2012 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 757311)
the problem i have with that image is that kids who are too young to remember the nes FUCKING LOVE the nes.

hell yeah man the nes was pretty ill. It's this generation's "kids who are too young to remember the holocaust" i'd say

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 757309)
Urabe is a transfer student who recently came to Tsubaki's school. After a series of strange events, Tsubaki finds himself addicted to Urabe's drool. Once she claims the addiction as love sickness, the relationship slowly progresses, focusing on the odd bond that comes out of the drool attachment...

Anime is going to kill humanity before global warming even has a chance

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2012 12:13 AM

After school one day, he wakes Mikoto up from her desk, only to find a puddle of drool left behind. Absent-mindedly, he takes some on his finger and tastes it. Shortly afterwards, he falls ill. When Mikoto visits him, she claims that he is suffering from love-sickness, which he most likely got from tasting her drool. From there, the relationship begins, and Akira quickly asks Mikoto to be his girlfriend. Although she accepts, he continually feels that there is too much distance between them. Although they rarely have any physical contact, the two begin a ritual where Akira tastes a bit of Mikoto's drool each day. The drool can transmit feelings, among other things, between the two of them.

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2012 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 757314)
Absent-mindedly, he takes some on his finger and tastes it.

:blah

Fathom Zero Apr 11th, 2012 12:17 AM

I'm young enough to remember the Super Nintendo. :O my first game console followed by dat Game Boy Pocket

Tadao Apr 11th, 2012 01:27 AM

I'm old enough to remember the NES and I think modern technology blows that shit out of the water.

Zomboid Apr 11th, 2012 02:37 AM

Yeah. I remember being fucking awesome at Mega Man 1-3 and Ninja Gaiden, and now I'm terrible at those games, so fuck them.

Also, if that girl really turns your crank, Milhouse, you need higher standards, braw.

Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2012 02:48 AM

No way, I just needed a vehicle for making fun of FZ's blatant homosexuality. :eek

Chojin Apr 11th, 2012 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by george
send me a link to the story and i will finish it :) honest :)

:orgasm

Zomboid Apr 11th, 2012 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757322)
No way, I just needed a vehicle for making fun of FZ's blatant homosexuality. :eek

In that case: well done!

Zomboid Apr 11th, 2012 03:05 AM

haaaaaw. Fuck you, page Brak.

Fathom Zero Apr 11th, 2012 03:21 AM

YOU FEEL LIKE A KING

THEN IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN AROUND YOU

HOW DO IT FEEL

Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2012 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 757324)
In that case: well done!

:picklehat Now that we are done MOCKING for the evening we can retire on the couch with a big bowl of BOO BERRY :picklehat

kahljorn Apr 11th, 2012 03:27 AM

that girl was fuckable in at least half of her photos ;o

Sam Apr 11th, 2012 03:28 AM

HEY JERKS.

Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2012 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 757329)
that girl was fuckable in at least half of her photos ;o

Her legs look really smooth :( :(

Sam Apr 11th, 2012 03:40 AM

I BET SHE HAS VELVETY SOFT SKIN.

kahljorn Apr 11th, 2012 03:41 AM

I BET SHE HAS A vElVeTY vAGINA

Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2012 03:42 AM

A VELVEETA VAGINA :x

kahljorn Apr 11th, 2012 03:42 AM

Quote:

YOU FEEL LIKE A KING
:lol

kahljorn Apr 11th, 2012 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757340)
A VELVEETA VAGINA :x

SHES GOT THAT CHEESEY CONCH

Sam Apr 11th, 2012 03:45 AM

CHEESY PLEASE ME

kahljorn Apr 11th, 2012 03:46 AM

THE OTHER DAY THIS GIRL WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF ME IN CLASS WITH HER ASS HANGING OUT O FHER PANTS AND SHE HAD A THONG ON

ALSO SHE LOOKS AT ME A LOT AND SORT OF LOOKS LIKE A SLUT BUT She tAKES THE CLASS WITH HER BOYFRiEND I THINK

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS SItUATION

I WANNA GET AT THE BITCHES CONCH AND CHEESE

Fathom Zero Apr 11th, 2012 03:47 AM


Fathom Zero Apr 11th, 2012 03:49 AM

kahljorn, you need to play Command & Conquer with her nether regions

Sam Apr 11th, 2012 03:51 AM

FATHOM ZERO, THIS ISN'T THE POST YOUR PICTURE HERE THREAD. :rolleyes

kahljorn Apr 11th, 2012 03:53 AM

COMMAND AND VELVETTA CONCH HER

Aaarg Apr 11th, 2012 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 757347)
FATHOM ZERO, THIS ISN'T THE POST YOUR PICTURE HERE THREAD. :rolleyes

burn

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 11th, 2012 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 757344)
THE OTHER DAY THIS GIRL WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF ME IN CLASS WITH HER ASS HANGING OUT O FHER PANTS AND SHE HAD A THONG ON

ALSO SHE LOOKS AT ME A LOT AND SORT OF LOOKS LIKE A SLUT BUT She tAKES THE CLASS WITH HER BOYFRiEND I THINK

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS SItUATION

I WANNA GET AT THE BITCHES CONCH AND CHEESE

You need to konk her conch.

Tadao Apr 11th, 2012 03:54 PM

Just send this to her phone with a winky emoticon


Babs Apr 11th, 2012 05:07 PM

HEY GAIS, you talkin bout blowin on that tanuki hoes conch? Atleast I believe from my past imock lurking that's her.

kahljorn Apr 11th, 2012 07:44 PM

i dont knowif i can truist tanukis conch enough to blow on it

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2012 08:17 PM


Tadao Apr 11th, 2012 09:16 PM

That's worse than the my little pony gang. :eek

Tadao Apr 11th, 2012 09:17 PM



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