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Zhukov May 25th, 2012 04:15 AM

Stop hanging out on facebook so much then.

Zhukov May 25th, 2012 05:57 AM

I don't know what I meant by that.

Fathom Zero May 25th, 2012 06:11 AM

wjat even is

Aaarg May 25th, 2012 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 759183)
The third one is a jumping spider! That was what I studied in Biology, mainly.

bristletails aren't even spiders fff

Colonel Flagg May 25th, 2012 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 759196)
THIS PLACE IS DEAD :(

It just hasn't stopped moving yet.

Tadao May 26th, 2012 02:28 AM


Esuohlim May 26th, 2012 04:02 AM

ZERO STANLEY CUPS

NO CHANCE

LOS ANGELES HAS A HOCKEY TEAM???

BOOOOOOOOOO

Fathom Zero May 26th, 2012 04:41 AM

boooooooooooooooooo

Tadao May 26th, 2012 03:12 PM

IT CAN HAPPEN

10,000 Volt Ghost May 26th, 2012 09:43 PM

I've been rooting for kings vs rangers. Fucking devils >:

Also my mariachi band is better than your mariachi band.

Tadao May 26th, 2012 09:52 PM

Yeah, Kings/Rangers would have been good times. I never said my Mariachi band was good :eek

This memorial weekend I choose to remember Hickman.

darkvare May 26th, 2012 11:48 PM

hey since there's dick in the title now i figured i told you about the chef whoo cooked his own dick be warned that there are some graphic pictures
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/japane...als-for-dinner

Pub Lover May 27th, 2012 10:37 AM

Rankeri finally snapped like we knew he would. :eek

He even took that advice we gave Otto. At least someone was listening.

Pub Lover May 27th, 2012 10:45 AM

I'm going to feel shitty about that joke for a week. :(

Esuohlim May 27th, 2012 02:42 PM

It's ok nobody comes around anymore to read things here :(

Fathom Zero May 27th, 2012 08:36 PM

wah wah wah

i'm so lonely

look at me guys

wehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Esuohlim May 28th, 2012 01:13 AM

:tear

Tadao May 28th, 2012 01:52 AM

:melt

Fathom Zero May 28th, 2012 01:55 AM

go watch twin peaks or something jeez

Fathom Zero May 28th, 2012 01:55 AM

hay tadao



what do you think about this

Esuohlim May 28th, 2012 01:58 AM

I already saw the pic of Mulder in drag and as far as I'm concerned the rest of the series probably can't compare anyway

Tadao May 28th, 2012 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 759241)
hay tadao



what do you think about this

Cool song, reminds me of Basement Jaxx, I listened to some other tracks and didn't like it at all.

Fathom Zero May 28th, 2012 04:47 AM

yeah, they're hit or miss for me

but they're weird and south african, so it's boss anyway

Fathom Zero May 28th, 2012 04:50 AM



:lol They're so gross.

LordSappington May 28th, 2012 05:38 AM

http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/naked-man...n/?cat_orig=us
Zombies, rapture, Jesus, crowbar, etc etc

Zhukov May 28th, 2012 11:02 AM

Nah, probably just two homosexuals acting up because of marriage laws or something or whatever.

Tadao May 28th, 2012 07:41 PM

Look what gets released to DVD tomorrow. :melt

http://www.blockbuster.com/browse/ca...Details/552811


Fathom Zero May 28th, 2012 08:30 PM

ehhhhh

I've become more snooty with my B-Movies. I like giallo a lot more now.


Tadao May 28th, 2012 11:52 PM

But dude. Abe is gonna kill Confederate zombies.

Aaarg May 29th, 2012 02:06 PM

haha, i tried to get my gf to watch tenebre like two nights ago

just watched demoni 2

and it's fucking excellent

Kitsa May 29th, 2012 03:43 PM

Just got back from a week of sweltering hell in Georgia and Florida.

Well, it wasn't 100% hell, beaches and alcohol were available. I trooped the dunes where the last fight scene of Glory was filmed and a woman taught me how to dig whelks on the beach. Florida was mostly hell though.

Fathom Zero May 29th, 2012 05:36 PM



Lamberto Bava's Demoni movies are my favorites now, I think. You can't beat the soundtracks.

zeldasbiggestfan May 29th, 2012 11:25 PM

I was on facebook yesterday and this weird ass dude from high school let everyone know about how much ponies are "fuckin' totally awesome".

I hate you people for even showing me this. :(

Tadao May 30th, 2012 01:56 AM

No one here believes that you aren't a pony fag. :rolleyes

Look what I just saw a commercial for.



:(

Esuohlim May 30th, 2012 03:14 AM

WEEN BROKE UP :(

ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER IS A SHITTY CONCEPT :(

KITSA LOOKS LIKE DANNY DEVITO AND MADTV'S MS. SWAN :(

WHAT A HORRIBLE DAY

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2012 03:21 AM

I do have health insurance now, though. So there's that!

Tadao May 30th, 2012 04:14 AM

Why did Ween break up? Because their last album sucked?

Shrubfest May 30th, 2012 06:39 AM

I come back after finishing my degree and this is what's happening? How tragic. :sadface

Zomboid May 30th, 2012 11:12 AM

I'm 25 today. I think next month, I'll have been posting here for a decade. I started when I was 15 :eek. WHAT A HORRIBLE WASTE OF TIME.

captain516 May 30th, 2012 11:40 AM

Happy Birthday!

10,000 Volt Ghost May 30th, 2012 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 759256)
Look what gets released to DVD tomorrow. :melt

http://www.blockbuster.com/browse/ca...Details/552811


Oh fuck yes please.

Tadao May 30th, 2012 02:32 PM

I downloaded the torrent yesterday :eek

Tadao May 30th, 2012 02:34 PM

also I don't celebrate Canadianism

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2012 02:41 PM

I'm bidding on something on eBay and it's exhilarating.

The next four hours are going to give me an ulcer.

Tadao May 30th, 2012 02:50 PM

just don't bid till the last 5 minutes dork.

Tadao May 30th, 2012 03:38 PM

GO KINGS

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2012 03:39 PM

I know better. This other douche has been putting in five or ten dollars every couple of hours like an asshole, fucking it up for everybody.

Kitsa May 30th, 2012 03:59 PM

You know, I can never remember actually seeing Jason Voorhees with a chainsaw.

Otto May 30th, 2012 04:33 PM

I remember feeling invincible when I found one of those bid sniping websites.

Tadao May 30th, 2012 04:41 PM

Would be great if you could type YUUUUUUUUUP! with your bid.

Kitsa May 30th, 2012 05:20 PM


Fathom Zero May 30th, 2012 05:34 PM

I kinda don't even want it anymore. It's a keyboard, but a really nice one.



I think it's gonna jump out of my budget, anyway. We'll see.

EDIT: lol@the terminator theme at 7:15

Babs May 30th, 2012 06:01 PM

Reminds me of the synth used by Goblin or any synth you would hear used in 70's-80's b movies.

Esuohlim May 30th, 2012 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 759283)
Why did Ween break up? Because their last album sucked?

I wish it were because of a buildup of five years of shame from that album. But no, Gener annouced it out of the blue. Deaner didn't even know about the breakup until the news spread online. I'd be all like "What a dick"

BUT I BET GW HASN'T BEEN THIS DEVESTATED SINCE CAPTAIN BEE FART DIED :(

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2012 06:27 PM


Fathom Zero May 30th, 2012 06:49 PM

motherfuckers, I won

Ended up being $56, as opposed to the multiple hundreds I was expecting in the last couple of seconds.

Tadao May 30th, 2012 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 759318)
I wish it were because of a buildup of five years of shame from that album. But no, Gener annouced it out of the blue. Deaner didn't even know about the breakup until the news spread online. I'd be all like "What a dick"

BUT I BET GW HASN'T BEEN THIS DEVESTATED SINCE CAPTAIN BEE FART DIED :(

I went to the ween forum yesterday and delusional people have decided that they aren't breaking up.

Zomboid May 30th, 2012 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 759291)
Happy Birthday!

I don't know where you got that, but it's awesome, so thank you.

Babs May 30th, 2012 07:52 PM

It's still news to dean

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2012 08:38 PM

Who is Dean, and why won't people shut the fuck up about him on Facebook?

Tadao May 30th, 2012 09:45 PM


Fathom Zero May 30th, 2012 09:55 PM

IF ONLY I BELIEVED THAT

Babs May 30th, 2012 11:18 PM

Don't shit where you eat my friend.

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2012 11:50 PM

OH IT MUST BE A POPULAR NETWORK PROGRAMME.

Kitsa May 31st, 2012 12:03 AM

When I went for a blood test today, the phlebotomist closed the exam room door behind her and uttered the sentence fragment, "so, just a little anal."

It was a bad moment until I figured out she was continuing a conversation to herself after talking with someone in the hall about making sure where her pen was.

Tadao May 31st, 2012 12:24 AM

GO KINGS

Pub Lover May 31st, 2012 08:23 AM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/gall...ks-in-pictures

http://indifferent-cats-in-amateur-porn.tumblr.com/

One of the links is NSFW.

Kitsa May 31st, 2012 08:39 AM

I always thought Le Petit Prince was scary. I freaked out about the snake wanting to kill him to send him back.

Aaarg May 31st, 2012 01:35 PM

this may be relevant to nobody's interests except maybe gusssssss

feherlofia animator marcell jankovics has a new animated film out in hungary and man i gotta see it


Tadao May 31st, 2012 01:44 PM

I'm interested in the disinterested pussies.

Tadao May 31st, 2012 02:45 PM


Aaarg May 31st, 2012 02:49 PM

bark bark

Fathom Zero May 31st, 2012 03:15 PM


Babs May 31st, 2012 03:49 PM

OMG WEEN BROKE UP

Fathom Zero May 31st, 2012 04:24 PM

in other news

who cares

Aaarg May 31st, 2012 05:08 PM

ween fans care

in other words

nobody cares

Esuohlim May 31st, 2012 05:12 PM

10kVGhost's ween lasted 52 days

Zhukov Jun 1st, 2012 03:55 AM

Put it in the fucking youtube thread, Fathom. Fucks sake.

Fathom Zero Jun 1st, 2012 04:03 AM

Okay.

Fathom Zero Jun 1st, 2012 04:03 AM

Does it hurt you when I do it, bbyman?

Zhukov Jun 1st, 2012 07:29 AM

Yes, obviously.

Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2012 09:46 AM

Now to repost the entire youtube thread in here.

Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2012 09:46 AM

Someone dare me.

Aaarg Jun 1st, 2012 02:00 PM

i dare you to, pug lover

Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2012 02:29 PM

Imagine a world where I have something better to do.

Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2012 02:29 PM

Sadly, we don't live in that world. Here we go.

Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2012 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 624032)
Hey fellers, let's use this fancy new thing :(


..

Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2012 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 624033)
And if any of you aren't sure how to embed a Youtube video into your posts using BBcode, please refer to this thread:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69702021


...

Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2012 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 624041)
Bruce should be on the first page.


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Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2012 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 624046)
el santo forever

.....

Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2012 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 624058)

......

Tadao Jun 1st, 2012 03:35 PM

THE PAST IS NOT TO BE RELIVED

:melt

Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2012 03:43 PM

The youtube thread crashed my computer and now I can't even get that page to open. Woo.

Fathom Zero Jun 1st, 2012 07:23 PM

http://soundcloud.com/akira-the-don/...d-r-e-a-m-debt

Debt Rules Everything Around Me

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 1st, 2012 07:24 PM

Representin deustchland!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 1st, 2012 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 759305)
I know better. This other douche has been putting in five or ten dollars every couple of hours like an asshole, fucking it up for everybody.

That guy is bush league. He probably buys shit like that at yard sales too.

Esuohlim Jun 1st, 2012 08:34 PM

I just finished listening to the first Tom Waits album and "boredom" isn't even strong enough of a word right now

Zomboid Jun 2nd, 2012 03:34 AM

Holy shit this place is dead.

Esuohlim Jun 2nd, 2012 03:54 AM

Well at least now we know what happens when we close off registration because of spam

Pub Lover Jun 2nd, 2012 05:54 AM

:pagebrak


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