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Tadao Jun 14th, 2012 05:12 AM

srsly

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2012 06:56 AM

This is a mess.

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2012 06:57 AM

DRIVIN THROUGH PEOPLE'S BACKYARDS

KNOCKING DOWN MAILBOXES

Dimnos Jun 14th, 2012 01:02 PM

Just be a man about it. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2012 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 759546)
I've driven by that place so many times when I'm leaving SC, but I never bothered to stop, because it always looked like the kind of place where people get stabbed.

And Otto doesn't take his stabbing knife out of state.
Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 453831)
hey pub quit eating people this is why i would never hang out with you it'd get kind of quiet & then akward and it'd be all

"dude is this guy thinking about eating me"


Tadao Jun 14th, 2012 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 759763)
is there any good way besides banging a stranger to help get over an ex faster? I'm really starting to fall into another pit.


kahljorn Jun 14th, 2012 04:37 PM

just do drugs until u get a worse problem and then you will forget about it

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 14th, 2012 05:45 PM

You could shoot yourself.

Or, you can realize how happy you can be instead of thinking of how sad you are and just move on.

Tadao Jun 14th, 2012 05:55 PM

Just don't be one of those losers that posts here every 6 months wondering if he will ever be accepted and disappears after 2 days because no one cares.

Sappy, didn't they leave a plug in your skull where you can plug into your computer a remove that virus?


zeldasbiggestfan Jun 14th, 2012 06:07 PM

Or you could be the coolest guy on the internet! That's always fun!

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2012 06:17 PM

I love the Hanson Brothers and the last few pages hurt :(

I've had a bad couple of weeks. I make up for it by imagining an alternate reality in which I am happy. Feel free to use this technique :themoreyouknow

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2012 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 759777)
Just don't be one of those losers that posts here every 6 months wondering if he will ever be accepted and disappears after 2 days because no one cares.

:tear

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2012 07:57 PM

aw, pubbles.

captain516 Jun 14th, 2012 08:16 PM

http://tosh529.org/

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 15th, 2012 04:07 AM

NOPE

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2012 04:25 AM

Daniel Tosh is like 10 years older than I thought he was

Big McLargehuge Jun 15th, 2012 04:29 AM

I really don't understand his appeal.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 15th, 2012 04:33 AM

he doesn't like people

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2012 07:12 AM

I don't like people.

I could be famous, too.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2012 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 759711)
...I got mad stung when I was a kid living in Germany. I had to go home from school and get taken to the doctor because of it, even though I'm not allergic to anything. It was really bad - whole face bad.

At least you got those sweetass superpowers out of it, Honeyboy.

Kitsa Jun 15th, 2012 10:18 AM

I don't like Tosh, but that painting of him being buggered by John Cena is okay.

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2012 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 759800)
At least you got those sweetass superpowers out of it, Honeyboy.

Nothing you've ever said has creeped me out so much as you calling me Honeyboy.

Well done.

Tadao Jun 15th, 2012 01:41 PM

Now slather that honey all over your little boy chest

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 15th, 2012 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 759799)
I don't like people.

I could be famous, too.

Famous Zero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 759800)
At least you got those sweetass superpowers out of it, Honeyboy.

Third reich super powers :o

captain516 Jun 15th, 2012 05:03 PM

I thought about submitting Tadao's picture but I'm not sure if they'll find it funny or disturbing.

Tadao Jun 16th, 2012 12:26 AM

I doubt any Toshite would find anything I do disturbing.

Kitsa Jun 16th, 2012 09:35 AM

I don't know, I tried to watch it again last night but the green screen clip format has kind of been done and he always looks so damn smug.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 16th, 2012 12:32 PM

Some guy called in saying someone broke his windshield...possibly by some neighborhood kids. He was like "you know what that means...time to go crash some ass."

I told him I'm going to start using that (as terms for anal)

Esuohlim Jun 19th, 2012 04:40 PM

hey guys nice site you have here lol well bye

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2012 07:48 PM

baby

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2012 07:49 PM

oh wait

Esuohlim Jun 19th, 2012 10:11 PM

hi there

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2012 10:23 PM

wudoin

Esuohlim Jun 19th, 2012 11:58 PM

wudoin fz is your life going exactly as planned these days

Fathom Zero Jun 20th, 2012 12:22 AM

I have health insurance

for about 90 days

So it's all good. Got my loan paperwork for next year in line - gonna survive on $200 and peoples' couches until then.

Fathom Zero Jun 20th, 2012 12:23 AM

how about you, honey?

Esuohlim Jun 21st, 2012 12:48 AM

NOT AT ALL, MY MAN. LIFE IS THE WORST

Fathom Zero Jun 21st, 2012 04:11 AM

maybe you should try

killing youself

kahljorn Jun 21st, 2012 04:38 AM

life is the brautwurst

Esuohlim Jun 21st, 2012 04:48 AM

Is there a word for being simultaneously afraid of dying and the idea of living forever?

But then the fear of the idea of living forever goes away if you include the condition that you can choose to die when you feel like it.

Is there one word for that?

Is it "faggotry"? :eek

Fathom Zero Jun 21st, 2012 07:20 AM

Mixtapes, video games, and Indian food keep me from killing myself.

You need a better hobby than being sad all the time.

HickMan Jun 21st, 2012 12:05 PM

Sup guys. Glad to hear everyones doing well.

Fathom Zero Jun 21st, 2012 05:31 PM

hay hickman. Still playing with brown people?

Esuohlim Jun 21st, 2012 05:46 PM

I had a military dream last night. There were about 6 of us clinging to a helicopter's skids over the water and one of us was like "I'M OUTTA HERE!" and did a bunch of fruity flips into the water.

Is this what it's really like in the military Hickman?

Babs Jun 21st, 2012 06:26 PM

Dreaming is for faggots, that's why that fag lennon got shot.

Tadao Jun 21st, 2012 06:49 PM

:rolleyes

Dreaming is for faggots, that's why that guy shot that fag Lennon.

I seriously doubt you graduated from any school.

Babs Jun 21st, 2012 06:57 PM

Your dick, it's in which I am sucking upon.

Zomboid Jun 22nd, 2012 06:49 AM

What?

PS - I've been posting here for 10 years as of this month. TIME WELL SPENT.

Zhukov Jun 22nd, 2012 08:11 AM

Ten years. Christ.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2012 12:21 PM

Put it on your resume. It shows that you'll follow through with whatever idiotic thing work wants you to do.

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2012 05:43 PM

I was watching that video of Rog talking about microwavable milkshakes a few days ago and it made me realize that I've known about I-Mockery for like 11 fucking years. Also Rog never looks any older.

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2012 06:41 PM

He lives in the past in the future.

Babs Jun 22nd, 2012 07:49 PM

I remember when I used to lurk you guys back during the .net days. Oh the memories that I can only share with my lonesome self.

Dimnos Jun 22nd, 2012 08:58 PM

:wank

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2012 09:54 PM

I remember liking phpBB better than vBulletin.

I still like phpBB better than vBulletin.

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2012 10:08 PM

I remember I couldn't register on the old I-Mock ezboard because I was a complete jerk on random ezboards and I'm pretty sure I got myself globally banned. And I couldn't figure out how to go around it at the time. :(

Kitsa Jun 22nd, 2012 10:49 PM

Waiting to see a movie...in minutes to show time and the theater is completely silent and dark. Creepy as all fuck.

MarioRPG Jun 23rd, 2012 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 759888)
known about I-Mockery for like 11 fucking years. Also Rog never looks any older.

Jeez. It's been a long time. I looked back at the features and had some flashbacks.

CastroMotorOil Jun 25th, 2012 11:32 PM

So I still have an account here, cool. It's been a while homies.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 26th, 2012 12:56 AM

i'M NEW. SUP JERKS

Tadao Jun 26th, 2012 01:37 AM

:newbie

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2012 02:22 AM

Oh good some guy is back, things are really going to start picking up again

do u like picklehats?

ThrashO Jun 26th, 2012 02:45 AM

olmost time for my 1 year bananiversary

Tadao Jun 26th, 2012 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 759920)
Oh good some guy is back, things are really going to start picking up again

do u like picklehats?

Don't you mean "things are really going to start pickling up again"?

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2012 03:24 PM

zugs for tood

Does anyone live in Wichita Falls, TX and know of a good taqueria?

MarioRPG Jun 26th, 2012 04:30 PM

So for the last week I had a course at CSTAR (Canadian Surgical Technologies and Advanced Robotics). It was kind of like an OR prep course, focusing on skills and situations that you may encounter in the operating room.
Highlights include (and any of these I could have made into a story)
  • Electrosurgery - Used a Bovie to cut up some pork. This was our second day of rotation and using a tool that produces over 1000C to cauterize was awesome. Plus we set it on spray coag mode (which you see the electricity arc)
  • Suturing - Holy crap am I ever bad at suturing. Guess I need some more sewing classes or something. Also it was on pig's feet which was gross.
  • Laproscopic Surgery Sim - This was pretty cool and very challenging. Using little simple robot arms to grab things and only being guided by a camera is tough. We had a challenge to see who could transfer 6 hoops onto 6 pegs the fastest. My time was 55 seconds... The record was 24 :(
  • Anesthesia machine - Taught the basics of which this dial does and what gas goes where. They asked for a volunteer, which of course was myself. To my disappointment, I was not anesthetized but instead they just took my vitals. But I impressed everyone by lowering my SpO2 to 90%! (The lowest healthy people get safely is 92)
  • Intubation - Balls hard on mannequins and probably even more challenging on some individual. Using a Laryngoscope to move someone's tongue and jaw is a lot of work. Especially because you have to use your non-dominant hand; your dominant hand guides the tube!
  • My first ever cadaver lab! :rock - Cholecystectomy. Was intense as hell. Likely won't ever get to do this again, but it was pretty fascinating. All the friends I told about this thought it was gross, but I learned a lot from it. Like how crowded it is inside a person - four people's hands take up a lot of room. Oh, and remember all the names for tools is brutal.* For the record: people are much easier to cut through than pig's feet.

*Kellys, mayos, mets, needle drivers, lauers, wagens, richards, snaps, towel clips...

ThrashO Jun 26th, 2012 09:07 PM

too neat.

spambot. :melt

edit: hey guys i guess im gonna post the same shit three times for no reason

ThrashO Jun 26th, 2012 09:10 PM

too neat.

spambot. :melt

captain516 Jun 26th, 2012 09:46 PM


:MUSICHUMOR

ThrashO Jun 26th, 2012 09:56 PM

too neat.

spambot. :melt

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 27th, 2012 11:16 PM

i'M HAVING A DEUCE

Tadao Jun 28th, 2012 01:13 PM




10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 28th, 2012 05:34 PM

Tadao. I'm thinking about getting my man junk tied. Can you still shoot buckets after?

Esuohlim Jun 28th, 2012 06:01 PM

:lol

Is there a procedure you can get done where it's like Day 52 every time? :o

Tadao Jun 28th, 2012 06:28 PM

The only difference is you wont make babies. You still spuge the same amount, it has the same consistency and it still taste the same. I'll let you taste if if you want.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2012 06:29 PM



:wank

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 28th, 2012 08:20 PM

I better taste it just to make sure then. I don't want to have a tasteless bonesaw shooter.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2012 08:37 PM

No body has complained yet. In fact the ladies are happier because the don't have to worry about getting pregnant and still take a hot load all up in their cooch. I think there may be a new vasectomy technique that was approved this year that is easily reversible. I saw something on the news lat month or so. Didn't pay attention since I already got mine.

Fathom Zero Jun 28th, 2012 08:44 PM


Kitsa Jun 29th, 2012 05:45 PM

Just want to take the time out to thank you all for making me have to explain "*dicks touch each other*" to my 82 year old grandfather. That was a super bonding experience.

Colonel Flagg Jun 29th, 2012 05:53 PM

Did you use the euphemism "swordfight"?

ThrashO Jun 29th, 2012 06:41 PM

If two guys with vasectomies touch boners is it gay?

I heard its not.

Better taste it to make sure.

Esuohlim Jun 29th, 2012 07:02 PM

Hey thrasho if GG Allin were still alive how much would you pay him to poop on you, serious question

ThrashO Jun 29th, 2012 11:32 PM

2 wooden nickels

Zhukov Jun 30th, 2012 01:45 AM

You need to work on your Alt-Tab speed, Kitsa. I perfected it whilst chatting to another woman during a loveless relationship.

You can to if you believe in yourself.

Esuohlim Jun 30th, 2012 02:11 AM

I've learned to never be on I-Mock when people are around.

Also, how did you explain it? I don't even know how to explain it if I had to and I wrote it :(

EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.

kahljorn Jun 30th, 2012 02:14 AM

u could just say its about two dudes named richard who touch penises

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2012 06:35 AM



Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange.

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2012 06:38 AM

I know too many people that like children's shows because of dumb reasons. How can I stop them from liking dumb things?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 30th, 2012 10:40 AM

I think dicks touch each other is why my work banned i-mockery.

Tadao Jun 30th, 2012 11:50 AM

THAT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2012 11:57 AM

this obama nation is an abomination

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tadao Jun 30th, 2012 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 759970)
Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange.

Only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs and one tongue.

ThrashO Jun 30th, 2012 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 759974)
this obama nation is an abomination

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

+1 prickle

Chojin Jun 30th, 2012 04:56 PM

put an old gem in backups last night
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7466&page=2

anyone else remember erika crystal

Chojin Jun 30th, 2012 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 759968)
EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.

it's an internet COUNTER-CULTURE, grandad

Shrubfest Jun 30th, 2012 05:14 PM

Dudes, I just hugged my dad. Awesome.

Also drunk muthafurckasssss!

Chojin Jun 30th, 2012 06:08 PM

you came to the right messageboard while drunk

this is where all the action is at

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2012 06:17 PM

this is where the cool people are at

Tadao Jun 30th, 2012 06:21 PM

:pagebrak


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