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Kitsa Aug 13th, 2012 11:23 AM

I went here yesterday:


I got a shirt that said WHISKEY on it in big red letters.

Colonel Flagg Aug 13th, 2012 03:40 PM

:jealous

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2012 04:19 PM

First shirt, fourth tier down.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 13th, 2012 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 761014)
I went here yesterday:


I got a shirt that said WHISKEY on it in big red letters.

This would look really good in three different frames split with the trees down the middle.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2012 06:45 PM

or as it is now

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2012 08:48 PM

It's hard to get a wide-angle pic without the trees. If you go on the bar side of the trees, you're too close.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 14th, 2012 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761023)
or as it is now

IF I WANTED YOUR OPINION I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR IT HERE

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69708753

Zomboid Aug 16th, 2012 09:43 PM

Holy shit this place died.

kahljorn Aug 16th, 2012 11:33 PM

everybody who made all the outrageous characters quit posting i guess

Aaarg Aug 17th, 2012 08:51 AM

dang

MarioRPG Aug 17th, 2012 01:07 PM

It is also summer

Tadao Aug 17th, 2012 01:53 PM

IT'S THE SUMMER OF TADAO!

elx Aug 17th, 2012 03:49 PM

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob

kahljorn Aug 17th, 2012 03:51 PM

speakin of boobs, when u turn 18

elx Aug 17th, 2012 03:55 PM

im like 20

elx Aug 17th, 2012 03:58 PM

i feel like when you get old you just quit having things to say, like talking just takes too much work and its not worth it because you dont care and realize nobody else cares SO WHY EVEN BOTHER.

Tadao Aug 17th, 2012 04:31 PM

Did your boobs turn 18 yet?

kahljorn Aug 17th, 2012 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 761060)
i feel like when you get old you just quit having things to say, like talking just takes too much work and its not worth it because you dont care and realize nobody else cares SO WHY EVEN BOTHER.

i think i got old when i was like 12 then

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2012 05:19 PM

Same here. ELX POST A RECENT PIC.

k0k0 Aug 17th, 2012 07:23 PM

I just got my engagement called off. I was mainly wanting to get married so I could complain about my bitch ex-wife though, so it's understandable.

Tadao Aug 17th, 2012 07:38 PM

Did she find your collection of roms dedicated to penises and buttfucking?

kahljorn Aug 17th, 2012 08:20 PM

elx can we have a recent picture of your boobs

Chojin Aug 17th, 2012 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 761046)
Holy shit this place died.

i guess people just don't like forums these days
ha ha ha it's all up to the lil korean kids anyhow

k0k0 Aug 17th, 2012 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761065)
Did she find your collection of roms dedicated to penises and buttfucking?

No, but she didn't react well to me saying "I wanna fuck that bird" upon seeing a harpy in Dragon's Dogma. Her deal with me was that I wasn't an asshole to her. In her mentally ill mind, that meant I didn't care enough. She always remarked on how I didn't get jealous when she talked to dudes. I let her talk to her ex boyfriend and didn't give much of a shit. But I doubt she was even smart enough to open a rom if I showed her how.


And I second the motion for elx boobs.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 17th, 2012 11:33 PM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 761064)
I just got my engagement called off. I was mainly wanting to get married so I could complain about my bitch ex-wife though, so it's understandable.

:(

More Boobs.....or asses or whatever

:)

Tadao Aug 17th, 2012 11:44 PM

Do you have a pic of your exes boobs?

k0k0 Aug 17th, 2012 11:54 PM

The thing that I hate was that I broke up with a hot girl to be with her. She just seemed a lot more stable.



This is that girl. We did it in her parent's driveway at night, in a lake surrounded by people, in a public park, in the back of a pretty dead bar, and a ton of other places. The girl was a freak.

Tadao Aug 17th, 2012 11:55 PM

Yeah, I wouldn't worry if she was talking to other guys either.

kahljorn Aug 18th, 2012 12:13 AM

yea you fucked up. you should've punched her in the face more

Zomboid Aug 18th, 2012 12:17 AM

Is that the style there? Giant ship medallions?

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2012 12:27 AM

Yeah, she stole that medallion from over my toilet. I got it back though, so don't worry. I can get small piss splashes on it once again.

Zhukov Aug 18th, 2012 01:35 PM

Elx is 20?

Sorry to hear the bad news, Koko. Or is it not actually sad news? Am I sorry to hear this or not? I never saw you as a marriage type of guy though.

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2012 02:00 PM

It's not sad news at all. It's sad that I didn't get my ex wife, but there are other future ex wives out there. What's sad is having to leave her brother's house and head back to mother's. Mother is big on Jesus, and likes to push religion on everyone around her.

Tadao Aug 18th, 2012 03:35 PM

I'd like to push my god on your moms titties.

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2012 03:41 PM

I didn't know you had such love for the elderly, Tadao. I'll introduce you to mother if you like. I think you'd make a good pop pop.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 18th, 2012 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 761074)
The thing that I hate was that I broke up with a hot girl to be with her. She just seemed a lot more stable.



This is that girl. We did it in her parent's driveway at night, in a lake surrounded by people, in a public park, in the back of a pretty dead bar, and a ton of other places. The girl was a freak.

What year was this taken in? I haven't seen that color yellow in a long time.

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2012 07:45 PM

It was taken 3 months ago, but I have the first version of the iphone. It doesn't have any kind of auto anything. It's a slow piece of shit, but it was free.

Tadao Aug 18th, 2012 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 761111)
I didn't know you had such love for the elderly, Tadao. I'll introduce you to mother if you like. I think you'd make a good pop pop.

I don't wanna marry her geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Sam Aug 19th, 2012 01:26 AM

SUP FAGS?

Tadao Aug 19th, 2012 02:06 AM

Sup ******

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 19th, 2012 03:46 AM

I would have given her the bat signal

kahljorn Aug 19th, 2012 04:40 AM

how come her vagina is slanted

Tadao Aug 19th, 2012 03:35 PM

So I downloaded the Lost Boys Rifftrax and totally forgot that I lived in Santa Cruz for a few years. :eek

Fathom Zero Aug 19th, 2012 03:58 PM

STAB SANTA CRUZ

Tadao Aug 19th, 2012 04:17 PM

So many drug adventures :eek

Tadao Aug 19th, 2012 04:18 PM

If you want stabbings and sharp edged mutilation. You want Eureka.

Tadao Aug 19th, 2012 04:22 PM

Ok, revisited Stab SC. Turns out the do the whole county. that includes Watsonville. It's a giant Tijuana there.

k0k0 Aug 19th, 2012 04:46 PM

I just made some beef ribs and ate one whole rib before I realized the shit was raw inside. That'll teach me to mindlessly eat while watching shows on the computer.

elx Aug 19th, 2012 09:57 PM

does being engaged really mean that much nowadays? it seems so casual and super easy to call on and off

Esuohlim Aug 19th, 2012 11:16 PM

Does being married mean that much either, haha. RELIGION AND TRADITION, rolleyes

k0k0 Aug 19th, 2012 11:31 PM

It does matter! You can get away with a lot more bullshit when you're gonna be locked into a marriage.

Kitsa Aug 20th, 2012 09:15 AM

Being locked in a marriage was one of the worst mistakes I ever made.

Aaarg Aug 20th, 2012 10:24 AM

dude yeah if i say something about being engaged people are all \"ooh when's the wedding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats" and i'm all "leave me alone there won't be a wedding fuck off"

i hate people


Kitsa Aug 20th, 2012 05:08 PM

Hate weddings.

Wedding cake is ok though.

k0k0 Aug 20th, 2012 05:35 PM

I hate weddings too. That's why my plan was to look as stupid as I could for it. I was going to buy a bright yellow tuxedo with a top hat a la dayman.

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2012 07:37 PM

Cake is pretty fucking good.

k0k0 Aug 21st, 2012 12:19 AM

Is it weird that I'm still going out and hanging out with my ex fiance's mom every few days? We have fun times going to book stores and just talking.

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2012 01:34 AM

I think it's weird you have any human contact, all things considered. So "ride that pony" is what I'm saying here, I guess.

Sam Aug 21st, 2012 02:26 AM

Do you fuck her?

Chojin Aug 21st, 2012 05:29 AM

sup guys
mba program is awesome
china has a majority representation and all the azns treat me like a superhero

k0k0 Aug 21st, 2012 07:22 AM

Do they all call you "Triple X"? They may think you're vin diesel.

Aaarg Aug 21st, 2012 09:54 AM

and the best part? no cheeseburgers

Tadao Aug 21st, 2012 12:33 PM

I think I want to fuck Coupon Suzy because she seems retarded and would make lots of funny moaning noises.


k0k0 Aug 21st, 2012 01:30 PM

I would bone Coupon Suzy too. I agree with the noises. It'd be like the time I boned that deaf girl.

Aaarg Aug 21st, 2012 06:35 PM

deaf jam

Zomboid Aug 21st, 2012 08:31 PM

It's nice that you've sort of turned you life around, Chojin. It's not as unexpected as, say, Jamesman getting a girlfriend, but it's still nice to hear.

Edit: Just to be clear, that Jamesman girlfriend thing was theoretical. I can't see it happening.

Kitsa Aug 22nd, 2012 02:02 AM

Coincidentally, there are lots of coupons for condoms and KY out there.

Zhukov Aug 22nd, 2012 11:14 AM

I knew Chojin would make it big in Asia, but I figured it would be for his Dance Dance Revolution skills.

So I was hanging out with a friend tonight, and she was telling me a story of how several years ago her and a few other people were scouting out an abandoned building to squat in. Two guys, her and another female... and a dog. They went at night, wore dark clothes, brought torches etc, and broke in to have a look around. Long story short, someone noticed them breaking in and called the cops, they did a runner.

She said that they left the dog, and then had to run back and get it while the cops were still looking around the building. I interrupted her and said "Why the fuck did you bring a fucking dog? What is this, Scooby Doo?" and we laughed.

I think it was the best call I've ever made on the fly, and I'm really happy with how it turned out.

Later on we were talking about the olympics and team cycling (you know, four people in each team, riding against another team in a big velodrome) and during conversation it came up that she thought they were all riding one bicycle built for four. I said "What the fuck?! They are all riding SEPARATE bikes! It's not the fucking Goodies!" and I decided that I was on fire.

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2012 01:06 PM

My face just got hot reading that

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2012 01:18 PM

Did she blow you out?

Colonel Flagg Aug 22nd, 2012 03:18 PM

You guys are missing the important question - this girl, is she Daphne or Velma?

k0k0 Aug 22nd, 2012 04:55 PM

I hope she's Velma. I would so pound her til her glasses broke.

Otto Aug 22nd, 2012 09:46 PM

gHey wow, I'm not dead. At least not until I finish making that suit of bulletproof armor out of an old plow and wet phonebooks.

Here's a moltar comix while I get drunk (more adrunk)


coupon suzy gives me the creeps, she's like some sort of cursed realdoll and I bet all you can hear when you're around her is her wheezing for air.

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM

That makes me want her even more :eek

Sam Aug 23rd, 2012 02:28 AM

What's the fucking Goodies?

kahljorn Aug 23rd, 2012 04:26 AM

my balls

i dont run trains on bitches i run fourseater bicycles

Otto Aug 23rd, 2012 09:55 AM

good on ya

Nothing dries up a lady's love canyon faster than unclean fuels


After spending a week with some relatives from Germany, I'm convinced that there is no way to make German not sound menacing.

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2012 12:34 PM

A bomb would work.

Otto Aug 23rd, 2012 12:47 PM

It would be appropriate given everything they said would sound at home being screamed into a shortwave radio while soldiers hurl bundles of teletype pages into a burning barrel.

Zhukov Aug 23rd, 2012 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 761192)
What's the fucking Goodies?



Also; Daphne.

Kitsa Aug 23rd, 2012 06:03 PM

Go team ginger

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2012 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 760991)
why isn't this thread extremely racist yet


So Fartin messaged me just now. I think he is drunk. He is reading old threads on here and giggling when people say his name. It is nice to know people share my hobby.


P.S. Everyone that asked for ELX boob pics should send me pics of their dick.

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2012 10:34 PM

you already gt pics of my dick

now you can send me a thank you

Otto Aug 24th, 2012 11:33 PM

macro lens

Esuohlim Aug 25th, 2012 04:44 PM

It's a shitty week to be named Armstrong

Tadao Aug 26th, 2012 01:43 PM


Tadao Aug 26th, 2012 03:34 PM

This skit made me laugh. It reminded me of when Mock and Co. used to mock people.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-c...ed-connections

Aaarg Aug 27th, 2012 10:23 AM

for the past month, nearly, a church i pass every day has had this on their sign:
"GOOD EXAMPES HAS TWICE THE VALUE AS GOOD ADVICE."

cool.

Tadao Aug 27th, 2012 11:41 AM

IN BED

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2012 01:29 PM

:lol

Rongi Aug 29th, 2012 04:51 AM

y'all are some fags

Aaarg Aug 29th, 2012 10:13 AM

muffins are good
i wish this town had a decent place to buy baked goods

Fathom Zero Aug 29th, 2012 03:26 PM

I had a grilled english muffin with avocado and hummus for breakfast.

Lethal breath.

Fathom Zero Aug 29th, 2012 03:30 PM

:guywhoaddsnothingtoaconversation

Shrubfest Aug 30th, 2012 10:01 AM

I just watched 'The people under the stairs' and the mutant who shows them the gold reminded me of you, Fathom.

I will not be surprised if I'm not the first to say this.

Tadao Aug 30th, 2012 11:42 AM

:lol

Otto Aug 30th, 2012 12:21 PM

The image of that mush-mouthed hillbilly loping around in a gimpsuit and waving around a shotgun is probably the most terrifying thing I've ever seen (and I've dropped acid at a podunk county fair in the deep south).

Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2012 12:40 PM

Some guy said I looked like Duane Allman, but that's much more accurate.

I don't have the excuse of being imprisoned for many years in a cellar to explain my skin and bone structure.

:(

LordSappington Aug 30th, 2012 12:53 PM

Everyone tells me I just look like a fag :(

Otto Aug 30th, 2012 04:01 PM

I get that or retarded/autistic/insane. It's really hard to tell when people are really listening or just feigning interest because they think I have the Downs.


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