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Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 12:26 AM


Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:23 AM

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If I hadn't run out of chloroform I WOULDN'T HAVE, I mean come on >:

What happened to the postcount bragging plan?

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 01:25 AM

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JESSICA ALBA >:


Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 01:57 AM

I know, wtf. Even I would have constant sex with me because of my post count.

And I have. >:

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I know, wtf. Even I would have constant sex with me because of my post count.

And I have. >:

Yeah. ;)

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:03 AM

Born in Pomona, California, on April 28, 1981, Jessica Alba and her family moved to Biloxi, Mississippi, when she was an infant. Three years later, her Air Force father brought the family back to California, then to Del Rio, Texas, before finally settling in Southern California when Jessica was nine.

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:05 AM

In love with the idea of becoming an actress from the age of five, she was 12 before she took her first acting class. Nine months later she was signed by an agent. A gifted young actress, Jessica has already played a variety of roles ranging from light comedy to gritty drama since beginning her career.

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:06 AM

She made her feature film debut in 1993 in Hollywood Pictures' comedy Camp Nowhere (1994). Originally hired for two weeks, she got her break when an actress in a principal role suddenly dropped out. Jessica cheerfully admits it wasn't her prodigious talent or charm that inspired the director to tap her to take over the part--it was her hair, which matched the original performer's. The two-week job stretched to two months, and Jessica ended the film with an impressive first credit.

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:07 AM

Two national TV commercials for Nintendo and J.C. Penney quickly followed before Jessica was featured in several independent films. She branched out into TV in 1994 with a recurring role in Nickelodeon's popular comedy series "The Secret World of Alex Mack" (1994). She played an insufferable young snob, devoted to making life miserable for the the title character, played by Larisa Oleynik.

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:08 AM

That same year she won the role of Maya in "Flipper" (1995) and filmed the pilot for the series. She spent 1995 shooting the first season's episodes in Australia. An avid swimmer and PADI-certified scuba diver, Jessica was delighted to be doing a show that allowed her to play with dolphins. The show's success guaranteed it a second season, which she also starred in. Her involvement in the show lasted from 1995 to 1997. Since the show ended, Jessica has appeared in a number of television shows and movies.

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:09 AM

In 1996 she appeared in Venus Rising (1995) as Young Eve. In 1997 she appeared on the "The Dini Petty Show" (1989), a Canadian talk show, and spoke about her role in "Flipper" and her general acting career. She began working on P.U.N.K.S. (1999), featuring Randy Quaid, in 1998.

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:10 AM

In early 1998 she appeared in "Brooklyn South" (1997), as Melissa. The same year she was in two episodes of "Beverly Hills, 90210" (1990) as Leanne and in two episodes of "The Love Boat: The Next Wave" (1998).

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:11 AM

She appeared in "Teen Magazine" in 1995 and various European magazines in the following several years. More importantly, she was featured in the February 1999, issue of "Vanity Fair".

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:12 AM

She also had major roles in two movies that year: Never Been Kissed (1999) and Idle Hands (1999). In 2000 she had roles in Paranoid (2000/I) and Dark Angel (2000) (TV).

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:12 AM

Sister of Joshua Alba

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:13 AM

Was #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 Babe List. [2001]

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:14 AM

Her father is Mexican, her mother is of French and Danish descent.

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 02:15 AM

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"The Secret World of Alex Mack" (1994)

Are you for serious? :eek

And all that time watching Nickelodeon I've been busy being in love with Michelle Trachtenburg from Pete and Pete >:

But Alex Mack was a gay show anyway :(

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:15 AM

Was voted the fifth Sexiest Female Star for 2002 in a Hollywood.com poll. She reported plans to wed fiance Michael Weatherly this summer. [February 2002]

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 02:17 AM

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And all that time watching Nickelodeon I've been busy being in love with Michelle Trachtenburg from Pete and Pete >:



:(

FUCK, ONE MINUTE PLS >:

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 02:20 AM



There :(

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 02:21 AM

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Was voted the fifth Sexiest Female Star for 2002 in a Hollywood.com poll. She reported plans to wed fiance ESUOHLIM this summer.

FIXED >:

Marc Summers Sep 12th, 2005 02:22 AM

I was in love with Clarissa from Clarissa Explains it All

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2005 02:24 AM

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I was in love with Clarissa from Clarissa Explains it All

GOOGLE SEARCH COMES BACK WITH NOTHING TASTEFUL

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2005 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
"The Secret World of Alex Mack" (1994)

Are you for serious? :eek

And all that time watching Nickelodeon I've been busy being in love with Michelle Trachtenburg from Pete and Pete >:

But Alex Mack was a gay show anyway :(

I used to watch Alex Mack ten years ago. I don't remember Alba though. :(


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