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I'll never ever like beer, by the way, the only alcoholic beverage that's worse than it is probably sake, which tastes like gasoline made out of pears

being drunk kinda sucks anyway

Yes, best to be completely shot on amphetamines.

that or prescription drugs

Everything I do is a direct result of my body being saturated with dissociatives.

Also, I've been in my very own episode of Doctor Who twice, and they kicked ass.

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 691331)

there's pretty much no pleasing anyone with anything you think about anything

"I like something that's popular because I think it's good" "Oh man nobody's ever heard of that thing before, you're an individual man good going"

"I like something that nobody really knows about because I think it's good" "Oh man you think you're so alternative and cool god what a faggot"

:lol Welcome to the world.

:lol

this picture is a lot bigger than i thought :(

talk about nauseating quality of existence

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 691173)

This'll probably get me a lot of shit-talking from beer snobs, but I prefer flavorless lagers like Budweiser, Busch, Pabst and Labatt because everything heavier tastes like bitter liquid shit. Cheap lager is more like drinking an alcoholic club soda. Ditto to malt liquor, which is my favorite kind of beer because it's basically lager with twice the alcohol content and half the price. I feel like a delinquent whenever I buy a 40, though.

Beer in general is a pain in the ass to drink, I've always been more of a 70+ proof kinda guy. I had a thing for a microbrew called Dead Guy Ale for a while, but even that wasn't very good. It was kinda like drinking honey that someone peed in.

Basically stereotypical American beer is mostly for people who just plain hate the way beer tastes. They've got a stigma of being a bunch of uncultured fuckers, but I think of them as preferring to not drink expensive shitwater. I fully sympathize.

Perhaps you should reread what you wrote.

Fuckin around, sup with you?

chillin' like a snowman

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 691349)

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this picture is a lot bigger than i thought :(

:lol what the hell is up with that picture?

Going to go get another tattoo this week. This time it's a small portrait of comic book artist Hideshi Hino.

YOU SHOULD GET DIX ON YOUR FACE

I WOULD BUT MY REDNECK SHITHOLE STATE MADE IT UNLAWFUL FOR TATTOO PARLORS TO TATTOO YOUR HANDS, FACE, OR NECK.

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 691434)

:lol what the hell is up with that picture?

If you go to yearbook.com you can make your own photo. I was tilting the pic of my face for it to match but tilted it the wrong way and decided to keep it.

creepily enough, that looks like my dad's college yearbook pic.

does anyone know how to get a Sprint cellphone out of "emergency mode"? I had to dial 911 earlier and it put my phone in "emergency mode" and it won't shut off. I tried a hard shutdown and everything.

I forget how, but it's made like that so that it can't be shut off in the event of an emergency. Call Sprint.

It should be something in your options menu but I guess it could depend on what phone you have. What are you packing?

Some phones can be reset by pulling the battery.

lg lotus. I finally got it to shut down, now waiting to see what it does...

...looks ok so far.