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Colonel Flagg May 28th, 2010 11:50 PM

He finally knows what Willis was talkin' about. :(

Tadao May 29th, 2010 12:42 PM

:lol

Colonel Flagg May 29th, 2010 09:57 PM

Dennis Hopper died. :(

Evil Robot May 30th, 2010 03:16 AM

aNOTHER CELERITY DEATH WAVE!

Grislygus May 30th, 2010 12:59 PM

-just finished.

dio, coleman, hopper. Frank frazetta and gary coleman both count together as being worth one major hollywood/music celebrity, so that makes three

Pentegarn May 30th, 2010 03:33 PM

Don't forget Art Linkletter

Colonel Flagg May 31st, 2010 12:00 AM

Yeah, I think he may have outlived all his kids too. Everyone except his wife, natch.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 31st, 2010 10:43 PM

I guess the guy that created the thundercats died too.

Pentegarn May 31st, 2010 11:06 PM

He was apparently murdered

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2010/may...news-breaking/

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 1st, 2010 12:09 PM

Oh man, my roommate told me he had like a heart attack or something. That's way worse.

Tadao Jun 1st, 2010 01:53 PM

Giant sinkhole in Guatemala City.



http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Floodi...a572889842.jpg

http://www.channel4.com/news/article...merica/3665832

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 1st, 2010 02:25 PM

^ Looking through the pictures from the news.yahoo.com/nphotos link. Picture # 10 of the slideshow is funny.

Dimnos Jun 1st, 2010 02:28 PM

Was that the Batman one?

Tadao Jun 1st, 2010 02:30 PM

Yea, 10 is Batman. That made it all seem less tragic. I bet DC will fly down there and make her paint over it.

RaNkeri Jun 1st, 2010 02:50 PM

Man, batman looks depressed


EDIT: I bet his Guatemalan batcave was the reason for that sink hole :eek

Colonel Flagg Jun 7th, 2010 01:46 PM

Is there anyone who believes this guy didn't kill Natalee Holloway?

Dimnos Jun 7th, 2010 01:47 PM

I believe he did.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 7th, 2010 02:14 PM

How long does it take to kill someone with a tennis racket?

Dimnos Jun 7th, 2010 03:35 PM

I guess that depends on how exactly you use the tennis racket.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2010 03:58 PM

Internal damage.

To the anus.

Dimnos Jun 7th, 2010 04:14 PM

Hey Finland. How long does it take for someone to die from rectal bleeding?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 7th, 2010 04:33 PM

HE MUST HAVE A MEAN BACKHAND.

Colonel Flagg Jun 7th, 2010 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 688244)
Hey Finland. How long does it take for someone to die from rectal bleeding?

Sideways on the current topic (why, I don't know) I knew a guy who knew a guy who needed a reconstructed rectum. The doctor (it was said) told him that he must have had anal sex twice a day, every day for 30 years to develop that kind of damage.

As far as I know the story did not contain any information regarding the use or abuse of tennis rackets.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2010 04:58 PM

Well, I've got my new sig.

Dimnos Jun 7th, 2010 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 688250)
Sideways on the current topic (why, I don't know) I knew a guy who knew a guy who needed a reconstructed rectum. The doctor (it was said) told him that he must have had anal sex twice a day, every day for 30 years to develop that kind of damage.

As far as I know the story did not contain any information regarding the use or abuse of tennis rackets.


I think the laws of mathematics dictate that a bigger dong = less time. :\


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