MY FUCK EATS HOBLIGNG GOBBI GOBBI HEY HO YEAH FUCK FUCK!



I KEEP MY TOYS EXACTLY LIKE YOU DO NINJAR!
IT'S FREEKIN' CREEPY!

I want an onslaught toy >:

:(

Holy shit...
 

Jesus Mockery, that is the biggest fucking Adam's apple I have ever seen!

How can no one remember Tekky? She's one of my old Toronto Raves buddies!

Re: Holy shit...
 

Heh, a little late to respond there, but thanks.


:bow

I've come to a few conclusions after reading 18 pages of this shit.

Chojin, when you posted "I would have read all that but you're a flaming homosexual," I nearly shit my pants with laughter. You're a douchebag, but a funny one (don't take that the wrong way, I meant it positively). Anyhow...

EDIT: Well fucking Brinkster won't let me link... shit.

I already love you.

:( i still got first dibs on your penis, though, right? :(

:( Of course. It answers to no other. :(

Me at the puter while I still had long hair



Me smoking a cigarette through the ass of a pink elephant

For a moment, I thought the baby in the picture was making that sign rappers sometimes make, I don't know what it's called, when they sorta make two devil signs with their hands turned downwards, under their chin.

Then I realized it was probably just white clothing, not hands.

But it was still a cool moment :(

If you had seen that picture up close, it would have scared the shit out of you. It looks like a fifty-year-old guy's head complete with five-o'clock shade on a baby body.

Can't let this go by without adding the original:

Which one are you?

That's my face and my flat-mate's arse. No one remembers this photo being taken. Imagine the surprise of the girl whose camera it was when she got her photos developed!

Well, you're quite the pair.

"Have you got a match?"

"Yes, my face, your arse"

Or something like that.

Envy...
 

I wish *my* butt looked that good.

Here ya go

I am to retarded to figure out how to link directly to pictures on my ISP server so I post this instead.
Just klick a couple of times and you will eventually be greeted by some dandy looking
pictures of me.
:eek

Luxorious blonde hair :lol

I have to say, that was fucking funny. :lol

I have this idea of starting a 80´s rock band, I´ve been pondering this for a year or so now but I have done nothing about it because I am a lazy fart that lacks 'discipline'.

However, a couple of days ago I decided to finally get my shit together and I went to town to buy myself a wig and a pair of sunglasses. (you have to start somewhere).

In order to get into the role as a 'real' 80´s one hit wonder rockstar I used the wig almost the whole friday(for testing purposes), It´s very important to do so if the end result is going to look believable to others.
It is very easy to lose your face and start laughing when you are socializing with other people while you wear a skanky wig, believe me..I will master it eventually :lol

Oh well, in a couple of days an old friend of mine will pay me a visit, he has a good DV cam and we are going to start shooting our music video.

I let you know when the video is finished. :)

how exciting!

You´re just saying that >:

No, no, I'm pretty sure that was genuine sarcasm with hurtful intent. :)

And you've got your apostrophe backwards :(