Selena Gomez.




That or Shawn Michaels, David Spade, Willem Dafoe, Danny Glover, Alex Trebek or Bob Dole. Maybe Louise Fletcher or Rose Kennedy?


Nah, Selena Gomez.

I have the same birthday as lady gaga :gross

YOU'D STILL BANG IT.

hell no, dawg

He'd have to be the power bottom.

Fuck you, same birthday or not it'll be ME who bones her stupid while you cry in the other room

Can I add milhouse backwards to my list as well? I like where this is going.

Guess I gotta go with Shirley Jones

Or Rene Descartes

Natalie Mejia. She was in some girlband. She'd get it.

Jessica Biel, although it's kinda creepy - I could be her Dad, after all.



Jean Harlow would also do, except that she's dead. :(

I assumed the idea was that it was them at their optimal age and alive, otherwise I wouldn't give runner up to Rene Descartes :P

I thought just the opposite. I thought it was how they are at this moment, otherwise I would have chose Jamie Lee Curtis from the time she did True Lies. Boing.

Oh well if THAT'S the rule then hell fucking yes to young Julie Andrews, hubba hubba

OH wtf she has two heads? IT MUST HAVE TOOK A TON OF DISNEY IMAGINEERING TO FIX THAT BITCH IN POST.

TWO HEADS MEANS MORE DICK-SUCKIN' LIPS AT THE READY

prob. muhammed ali's daughter



edit: or i guess if we're talking prime-of-life, tracey ullman?

It must have been hard for her to date with her dad being freakin' Muhammad Ali and all.

Not really. If anything, her being famous and rich would probably help her chances of getting a date.

I was talking about how intimidating it had to be dating a boxing legend's little girl.

Jeri Ryan



oophomphom

Oh man bigtimecow gets bigtimeborgboobs :eek

haha he's gonna be making more than robots with her

...sort of

If she doesn't have a metalgina. You know borgs are having sex because it sounds like the garbage disposal is running.

I wish Rachel Leigh Cook was born on my birthday.

Instead I have to go with Maggie Gylenhaal :/