I will have you know that I can grill a damned fine salmon.

I cook real meals all the time. Like just the other night I made REAL hashbrowns made out of actual potatoes! Probably the best "Real" meal I make is thai chicken curry.
Usually when I cook I care more about making fresh vegetables than anything, though, and I consider that more "Real".

Coming from a person with a can of saurkraut as their avatar I find this a bit strange :O

Obviously lunlun's post was a setup to talk about how great Germany is. What the hell is "instant shit" exactly?

Is your question about not being able to cook in reference to some sort of ridiculous American stereotype or something?

Lunlun! omgomgomg

Ready for Germany rants?

I need to look up this person's posts, They're quite amusing, I gather?

Let's just say that her sudden return after all the food talk that's been happening in this thread is definitely not a coincidence.

sorry to break up the riveting conversation, but have you ever had one of those days where you could not do enough fast enough all day long and your eyes were glazed over and you couldn't even think straight? and then you had to go get the kids? yah.

That sucks sadie! :O

I can make steak with green beans and a baked potato! Does that count?

hmmmm ;)
sry that wasnt nice

i sometimes forget that americans are not what tv shows me ;)

the whole fastfood thing comes from the us
friends told me that you eat potatoes with marshmellows.. baaah ;)


im sorry for beeing unkind

im sure you can cook some good things

;)

ah esuohlim..

im sorry that i always talk about germany ;) but france and italien food is good too.

and turkish and agyptian food hmm ..

in fact most of the young germans are not able to cook.
REALLY not.. not even eggs or sth like that ..

:)

the "potatoes with marshmallows" is something that is rarely eaten outside of the holidays, and is considered a dessert

plus they're "sweet potatoes", which are sort of not a potato in the same way a peanut is not a real nut

cooking sucks, especially the cleaning up part.

I don't read posts anymore guys. so whats up?

nuthing

hey hickmaaaan

my grandma makes lots of sweeet potatoes, i like 'em :O

guys that eddie fellow is really ruining my general zod forum experience!

So goddamn true! I usually end up using the same bowl to measure all the ingredients, which sometimes leads into surprising flavours

If you clean up while you're cooking...

Ah, who the hell am I kidding. I don't either.

Also, here's a picture of said grilled salmon. Things taste much, much better when you catch, clean, and club them to death three hours before eating. Not necessarily in that order.

I got a new car, its a SKODA Felicia 1.9L diesel. Not the most exciting thing in the world but it's just about all I can afford and it's pleasent enough to drive.

I have a dishwasher now so I don't mind cleaning after cooking anymore :D
before I'd have like six dirty dishes from one fromscratch meal and that's a pain to clean by hand :(

A smart idea is to buy like 100 pack of styrophome cups and plates and forks, ect. And just throw everything out after. I know it makes the world a more polluted place but who really give a fuck about the earth.

It's an effiencient way to waste 8 bux I guess.

earth #1

if we destroy the earth, where will the hot chicks come from? man, seriously not mars and this is the truth

yea styrofoam cookingware is awesome

fuck you earth hating sluts i hope you burn in the fiery wake of the apocalyptic earth when i am chilling on the moonbase with the scientist who tried to save earth but to no avail thx to you fat fucks and your "im too lazy to wash dishes" attitudes

Irony.


Whatever happened to people saying 'STFU', does anyone still do that?

only in chatrooms not on prestigous message boards such as i-mockery that'd be much too pedestrian.

We used to do it all the time. I'm not going to look, but I'm pretty sure there are pages in this thread where everyone is shouting it over and over.


If there isn't such a page, let us make one. :eek

STFU WID UR GAY IDEAS

ps there probably is but that's a JOKE i was talking about people who do it for serious :O :O :O

i will tell people "stuff you" when i mean stfu :x

STFU! THATS VERY CREATIVE! IM JEALEOUSE!

stfu ur poopy

can we ban this guy yet he getting out of control

getting out of control?

frankly you're an eyesore

well ur a smelly cunt.

I sure hope you're amusing yourself.

i am , immensely

How very inconsiderate of you.

thank you

thank you

thank you

When is that ever a compliment?

Every time I think of "stuff you" I think of DougGoneMad even though I don't think he ever said it :(

u.sham you're gonna get a fancy new av in a little while if youd on't get one that conforms

conforms?

abide or be fried.

i am abiding am i not?

I'm sorry guys I never should've thrown in all those extra lines for dramatic timing :(

OH NOES! SADIE, YOU'RE TWENTY-FOUR PIXELS OVER THE LIMIT! :eek

i'm an avatar bully ;_;

Uncle_Sham, if you pretended to be a woman I'd pretend to like you.

Is that something you'd do for me? ;(

If it makes strangers think im cool ill do it. But ur not a stranger so NEVAHHH!!

Well shucks. ;(

I thought I was nearly as strange as they come. :eek

not even close.

Flattery will get you everywhere. :orgasm

just so were clear are you a guy or a gurl?

STFU!

>:

STDUSUAPSIOAPDOJKEOPFJSDOP!

i think u got into the sugar.

I think you got into the cock.

or maybe the cock got into YOU

>:

>:

:)

I am a woman. >:

:)

>:

http://www.fuckforforest.com/


SAVE THE RAINFOREST

No thanks. >:

AWHOOOOooooGAHHHH

FOOD FOR THOUGHT:

August Comte was a sociologist who wanted to learn about prostitutes by imersing himself into their culture!

he died of syphilis :(

this is so fucking clever

I just bought something for the first time on eBay and the fucker charged me four times for the one item I bought. I just paid over $80 dollars for one CD >:

Somebody's going to get a very negative feedback item, yes sir. >:

lol.
That's fucked up dude did you try contacting them and ebay?

Esuohlim, was it a good CD?

It was Chris Gaines' Greatest Hits.

Awesome :<

I just got a message back from him saying "so far we've only received one payment for one item" so either the guy is a jerk liar or my bank is fucking with my account. >:

This happened before with Amazon, where they charged me twice for an item. It was Amazon's fault though, and I was reimbursed before I even sent out a message. :(

that sucks :( If anything your bank would probably be able to help, my bank has helped whenever I had internet money theft problems. Usually they have internet insurance/security so that if money gets stolen they credit it to you :O which means that person stealing from you becomes stealing from your bank which is bad for him.

I think eBay can be the devil's garage sale. Sometimes.

GRISLYGUS, WATCH OUT :x

guys i did just ban uncle_sham

and i heard the internet breathe a sigh of relief.

"...And all rejoiced."

:)

SHERIFF CHOJIN BAGS ANOTHER SCUMBAG

What about Zeldasbiggestscumbag, Sherrif :(

everytime i've ever thrown up, it was orange

i wounder why??

Im next arnt I Mr.Sheriff?

I like Chojin's bold new avatar.
IT EXPRESSES HIS NEVER SAY DIE ATTITUDE!

guys heads up, ill be banned by midnight :eek

i have until sunday to get banned

whooops, wrong day :x

I just found out that the Air Force is extending my 2 year tour here to 3 years! Now instead of going back to the States in october of 07, i now leave in 08! Oh, this is just wonderful news! >:

I've got wonderful news too I have a bottle of VIDALIA ONION & PEACH HOT SAUCE now someone tell me something delicious that I can put it on!

hot dogs

vagina

OK my money was credited back except this time EVERYTHING was credited back, even the initial charge for the item. So things are still fucked up but at least they're fucked up in a good-for-me way at this point :D