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Skatermonkey, you need to learn the "multi-quote" system so you don't have to make separate posts to reply to several people.
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i do but excuse me I'm just a silly newb, also i wanna lose my virginity i.e. get my "post count up"
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is this how you do it?
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Post counts don't hold any water here whatsoever. Just have fun posting and don't worry about whether you're currently a "forum virgin" or whatever.
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sk8rmokney wuts up babe
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its 5 in the morning and I can't sleep thats whats up
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How come I can't see the secret forum anymore? :(
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secret forum?
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Sk8termonkey what's up do you like PIE lol
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Hey skatermonkey, what was that you said to me on MM the other day? Something about "being a tool" and "going off to circle-jerk with my I-Cockery friends?"
Because I found it hilarious |
um yeh sure!
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glad i amused you gw
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Hey skatermonkey at about 11pm last night I noticed my right nipple hurt and when I woke up this morning I looked in a mirror and I saw that it was a little redder than the other one and it feels a little swollen. It hurts man. :(
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sorry to hear that. what would you like me to do?
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fuck off forever and never ever even look at a link to this site again
at least, it'd make me feel a lot better |
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Will you kiss it? ;) |
gross you want those big slobbery monkey lips all over your bosom?
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Seriously awesome cool! :eek |
i can't help it if people find me sexy
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AWESOME COOL! :eek
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sexy until i plant my semen into ur mouth and then it's like "why are you still here, i gotta play some guitar, man. get out of here unless u wanna load a bowl"
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don't let your teacher catch you "whackin"
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lol "whackin my weiner"
ps no1's going to catch me i am at my house now :lol |
wheres the fun in that?
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YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
HOW CAN YOU SAY I GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAY I'M A HUUUUUUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOOOOVED JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES :goth |
skatermonkey if you want to fit in around here you need to animate your avatar so it flips back and forth as quickly as possible.
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to fit in or not to fit in that is the question
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hey what about those cool rats who were surfing, i saw it on youtube i think you would be much cooler if you were "surfin' rodent" and then just had a screencap of a cool "radical rodent" (also an option for a name) riding a gnarly wave
these are things to keep in mind if you are trying to be one of the key players in the game that is i-mockery good luck skatermonkey |
I would also like to add that this thread is bigger than your entire forum.
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if by "my forum" you mean one of many forums that I am registered with then yes that is correct.
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he'll probably never posts outside this thread because he's confused and probably thinks it's the whole forum
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props on the 14k posts at the lexington steel forum dude
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Unless you have an SA account, I'm willing to bet that this thread is bigger than most of your forums combined.
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just out of curiosity, how many posts before I lose my virginity status
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And who am I kidding, you definitely have an SA account
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it's a annual thing, come back in 08 and it'll be "master of the forums"
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also i think you'll find that your number of posts have an inverse relationship with your virginity
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size doesnt matter its how you use it
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what's up chojin why do you hide me on your msn huh :x
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size matters when it's covered in cobwebs & cheeto dust
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answer truthfully
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treat me with contempt I love it
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you will need to battle achimp for alpha monkey status to lose your "forum virginity"
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skatermonkey that is an excellent signature you have there, does your mom have that on her car?
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ah so thats why i got achimp2 it all makes sense now
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i was hoping it might lead more people to put it into practise, however I think I was very much mistaken.
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no it says "my student is a radical learner"
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"My son isn't misbehaving, he's autistic"
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"retard on board" "journey"
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im so incredibly embarrased right now
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you are basically implieing that my mother doesnt love me its almost like like you hate me it can't be
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"jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an ASSHOLE" "invader zim"
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i was implying that she jams to journey
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your mom jams also. she jams quite easily.
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his mother is dead, you asshole
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she likes the killers
or atleast she did before the accident |
i bet you're gonna say something like 'well they JAMMED her in the ground' and that totally isn't cool you're an ass man you know that
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keep going you're doing well
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i am going to comback later when my emotions subside i am going to go visit her later guys
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ok but she has the clap dude
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oh yeah, you gave it to her
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THAT ONE DESERVES A BARNSTAR.
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fuck u bitch no1 talks about my mom like that iam so furious with furious anger bitch i hate you i hope u die go play in the street fag fuck off
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fuckin bitch i hate ufckin faggots like u i hope u die man seriously i have ur adress i am coming to kill ur ass i will ride my dad's tractor there if i cant afford gas u bitch u will pay fuckin bitch
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Oklahoma tractor-trash.
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its ok i forgive you
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im not a virgin anymore
hip hip hurrah |
i am going to cut you open with fathom zero's sharpened bones
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sounds kinky
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i love it when you talk dirty
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You best check yourself or you'll get a femur lodged in your goddamn forehead.
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nope. no abnormailtys here. whats your excuse?
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All of the "suspicious devices" around Mass. have Mooninites inside them flipping the bird. Awesome.
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radical
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jesus christ
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holy batturd
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Guys did you know that I have Asperger's syndrome
I'm retarded :tear |
theres a name for it? fantastic
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Yeah, it's called SKATERMONKEY Syndrome lol.
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lol lol
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change your avatar gw its giving me a boner
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guitar woman is a hot chick didn't you know
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she took a 'giner shot for us for christmas it was the hottest thing
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i don't have to go to 4chan for cheap thrills anymore, thanks guys
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i jizzed my pants and went to the grocery store with hella cumstains showing while i was buying some pringles/pepsi/weiners
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I E L B A S A S A U S A G E |
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I do, actually :<
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I used to know some people with Asperger's syndrome. They where all fat so by the process of elimination you are also fat.
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getting fat on ass - burgers
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Haha, Asperger's doesn't necessarily make you fat, it just means you're really socially akward to the point where you don't get hints people are dropping until they become completely obvious. Which partially explains my struggles to not be an idiot here.
CUT ME SOME SLACK, I'M RETARDED |
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