Strange but true!
So I was jogging around the neighborhood a few minutes ago and the strangest thing happened to me.
As I was making my second lap I turned my head to look behind me for cars, and as I did I noticed out the corner of my eye this big dog following me. It was probably 10-12 feet behind me, but I didn't really think anything of it. I probably went about 20 yards until I slowed my pace down to a fast walk. As I'm walking I hear the dog getting closer, so I stop and turn around to give it a nice pat on the head. Guess what happened when I turned around? I realize that it isn't a dog, but it's a deer. The deer walks right up to me and I pet it on the head for a moment. Then I turn around and continue my jog. Fucking amazing, I'm sorry, but fu-ckin a-maz-ing. |
omg that is cool. i wish i could have been you i love deers
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they are such nice animals an they are just very magestic
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Awesome!
Do you live near a forest? |
that's nothing. I was married to a deer for nine years.
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I live in the Houston area. My neighborhood has trees and shit in it, but I wouldn't classify it as a forest at all.
Crazy shit! |
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Did she have a nice rack? HAHA get it? Deer...Rack!!....uggghhhh.... thats all I got :bestthread
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ba doomp cchhhh
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JOKE ABOUT DEER JOHN LETTER!! HA!! A-HA-HA-HA!!
Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right? or Snow White. its completely gay to have a deer like you im jealous tho |
More like a John Deere letter haha
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Once I get some cool ass ferrets to do my bidding or an eagle to fly down from the sky to let me pet it.. I guess I'm going to have to be Snow White for now :(
To be honest, I thought it was going to bite me, but I had to touch it. |
Hmmmm... good point. Lets narrow it down. Do you wear a long flowing dress, or a furry loincloth stuff with a pair of retarded crotch ferrets.
He's right, either way = gay. |
You should have rode it home.
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I once feed a Raccoon by hand, he just walked up to me and i went into my house to get some leftover chicken and when i came back out he was standing by the door waiting for me.
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Surprisingly, I've never been hunting. At one point I was in the wilderness and didn't have enough protein in my system to accommodate the workload of a 60 lb. backpack carried 15 miles a day, so I cornered a squirrel against a tree and drew my knife to slay it. I was thwarted at the last second by "moralists" who didn't think it was a good idea.
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All I'm sayin' is, watch your back Ma-Ti!
Your days are numbered. |
MattJack: I wondering, were you by chance carrying and food items in your pcket? Like an open granola bar, mixed nuts, 6 Dollar Burger? They can smell food from a long ways.
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No. I just put on some Degree and I had a fresh pair of underwear on.
Strangest thing that has ever happened to me. |
Good thing you weren't wearing Axe.
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These wild animals getting used to humans, especially ones as timid as deer, is not a good thing.
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Soon they will learn our language and mate with our women.
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Kinda had the same thing only i was swimming with a penguin
Random but awsome at the same time. |
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