I don't want Pram Maven to go anywhere. If he's a character, then he's the most masterful I've ever seen. If he isn't, he's so delightfully pathetic.

Pram Maven
remorseful
Location: animal shelter

I have a syringe "blue juice" for you here.

It will cure what's ailing you...I promise.

I don't think he's the most pathetic we've had on these boards, though.

No, he's probably not the most pathetic, but he's up there.

I think Kulturkampf was probably worse, maybe OaO.

Correct me if I'm wrong but OaO was the guy with ZERO personality that posted a bunch of fuckshit in the political forum, which in turn made my brother, who couldn't take a joke jump on him for being a 'right wing' biggot. All the while he posted shirtless pictures of himself all over the forum. Right?

Kulturkampf has my vote for the worst.

I don't even know who Kulturkampf is...

What is character, what you put into the world? Or what the world puts into you? I am positive and negative, light and dark, happy and sad. I wear a mask, but I am a mask covering the mask I wear. All will be revealed when my flesh rots off my bone. Until then, you get to guess which "me" is better known. ;)

Thrash0- I am intrigued, tell me more!

OaO and K².

Brings back memories.

Unfortunately, they used to be successfully repressed. :(

Honestly Pram, why do you keep striving for validation that you know you'll never get? It's repetitive and obnoxious, and it's grounds for permanent banning if it keeps up for yet another goddamn four months.

You have something I want.

Dude. Less is more. And much less is much more.

Just sayin'.

Good point, but this is the only board that stole my humilty and made a mockery of my real life. If I can't have those threads deleted, then I'll just change who I am to something more agreeable.

links pls

This has to be a joke. No one can really be as stupid as you.

I am a chameleon... You all should know that by now. I adapt to what ever is around me. If it's negative energy, I'm negative. Positive energy, I'm positive. In high school, I studied theatre. In college, I studied set building. In life, I create characters and build the worlds they live in. As an animator, I am God.

I'm pretty sure that just means that you don't have a personality of your own.

God wasn't a rapist.

One is in my sig, about 60 times

The I remember why I came here thread in Loveline is good too

I do have a personality of my own, but it hasn't shown up on the internet often. Through 15 years posting as Pram Maven, I kind of lost myself in the role.

See this?

You attacked my livelihood. All you had to do to win was attack Pram Maven. You overshot and landed your blows on the actor playing him.

lol

THESE ARE REAL LIFE PRANKS

WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THEM FROM ALL YOUR TIME AT ZUG

Threating to sue over Pram Maven being called an idiot was a joke, by the way. This, on the other hand... It's not fair to make up negative things about someone. Through the four months I've been here this year, I never messed with anyone's creative career.

Also, while I do post on Zug, I am not involved in the prank scene. I just post on the message board, which used to be called GAB. It's Zug Live, now.

I rarely post on Zug anymore. Not since Thrash0 posted that porn over there. I hardly post anywhere.