WHEN I PISS IN A MAIL SLOT I MAKE SURE TO SHOVE MY BALLS IN TOO SO THAT MY PUBES GET ON THEIR FLOOR AND BECAUSE I AM NOT A PUSSY WHO FEARS HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS

Not if you're a Finn and no one loves you so you will continue to live cold and alone in an artic wasteland full of frozen piss and smelly gloves.

YES SAM, I KNOW JUST HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS :rolleyes

YES FINLAND, WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY RETORT YOU CAN MANAGE TO COME UP WITH, MAYBE IF YOU GO PISS IN A PLATE SOMETHING MORE CLEVER WILL COME TO YOU :rolleyes

I COULD MAIL SOME OF MY PISS TO YOU, SAM.
HOW 'BOUT IT? :rolleyes

IT WOULD PROBABLY MELT BEFORE IT GOT HERE AND I WOULD JUST END UP WITH A SOGGY ENVELOPE :rolleyes

PLUS I'D HATE FOR YOU TO TROUBLE YOURSELF, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET YOUR DOG SLED TEAM UP AND JOURNEY ACROSS THE ARCTIC WASTELAND FOR A FORTNIGHT JUST TO SEND YOUR FOUL FINN PISS

THERE'D BE ATLEAST SOME QUALITY PISS ON AMERICAN SOIL :rolleyes

JUST THE SAME, I BETTER TAPE UP MY MAILSLOT AND THROW DOWN AN ABSORBENT TOWEL :rolleyes

Rankeri probably just pees on oven plates because the difficulty in finding his penis in all those folds of fat makes squatting necessary.

IT TAKES A DARING DOG SLEDDER TO ROAM THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF FINLAND - SURELY NOT A JOB FOR PUSSYMERICAN :rolleyes

WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND A DARING DOG SLEDDER? WILL YOU PAY HIM IN FROZEN PISS? :rolleyes

Let alone a Finn.

AN ESKIMO IS THE MAN FOR A JOB

Eskimos are the illegal Mexicans of Finland.

>:

I'M PART ESKIMO HAHAHAHA SO I AM THE MAN FOR THE JOB KISS MY ASS FINLANDDDDDDDD

You won this battle Sam




But the war goes on >:

pffffft give it up, finland is sooooo gone as soon as space cash gets involved.

:lol

YEAH, FUCK YOU

I'll let you know how hot Karen O looks.

YEAH, FUCK YOU

SHIGITY SHIGITY SHWAA