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damn, furries look like cartoon characters ;/

if you dressed like the girl from cool world would you be a furry?

These are the ones that really bother me.

:lol I thought it was CGI at first. What a creep

I like to think that there's a severe burn victim under that mask.

Eric, give me more power.

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the last page has proven to me that that would be a terrible idea

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IT WAS A PRESENT FOR YOU!

WHAT A FUCKING UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!

I can't figure out why I can't make new friends. I am genuinely interested in their life , but it always comes out wrong. :(

it might have something to do with the erection you try to share with them.

That's what friends do! Or so my brother always taught me.

"tummy swords" is not an olympic sport, i don't care what your brother told you.

I like Stomach Sticks better.

It's nice to see I-mockery's Human Centipede game being ripped off on ebums. I love how credit isn't given when due.

Babs, how the fuck are you doing?

Good Morning! :)

Good morning.

I'm having one of those days where I feel too sleepy to function :(

I'm doing good, just too god damn busy paying off medical bills. Second job, here I come.

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU WILLIAM!?

I AM DOING PRETTY FUCKING GOOD CHAD. What happened with the medical bills?

probably also posted elsewhere but what the hell

Wasn't my decision, chief. Is it teaching you to think twice before posting pictures of cum-faced pre-teens? :x :x :x

I think I vaguely remember when that happened

It could have been dogs cum though.

I remember when it happened again. And again.

Wasn't it a cartoon?

It made itself a dick and broke my ass in 5 different places.

Aww yeah niggas 1:30am time to work out to my Billy Blanks tae-bo tapes whut whut

I'm watching my Jillian Michaels finger pointing cds!

Oh man are those any good? Are they better than Tony Little's hat w/ fake ponytail attachment tapes?

Dude, you have no idea! I can now point at a moments notice and look like I have something seductively important that you want.

GOD today sucked, jesus jumpfuck

So who else is online right now







HELLO, MY FELLOW INSOMNIACS

WELL FUCK YOU TOO, FELLOW INSOMNIACS

Hola!

COMO ESTAS, MI AMIGO

just chillin brah

dieting

procrastinating

the usual

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11pm is a little early to be asking for the INSOMNIACS]

thats NORMIE hour, you STUPID normie

I have an eye appt this morning, then a book signing this evening. Hopefully my eyes un-dilate in time for me to not look like I'm stoned and/or psychotic. One time, one eye un-dilated and the other didn't, and that lasted about 6 hrs :(

STOP THAT, POOB

Bullshit, I posted that at 1:30

I'm fresh as a fuckin daisy right now, so I know I wasn't too drunk to be able to tell what time it was

Jun 9th, 2010, 11:40 PM

Lol you were too drunk

That last post of yours was the funniest thing I have ever seen you post :lol

Hey Pub that means at least .0061% of your posts are funny :eek

Statistics!

Oh man, Frank Booth is dead. :(

One of the three kinds of lies, preceded by Lies and Damned Lies.

I think Will Rogers said that. :confused

EDIT - teh interweb says it was Mark Twain, which is almost the same thing.

23% of people knew that

5% of them like turtles! :lol

Fire Truck!

excerrent night, now if I could just get rid of this headache

You guys wanna go to Discovery Zone and do it in the ballpit?

Showbiz Pizza Place thinks that's a blast from the past

Put-put. Behind the windmill.

Tadao, you dig J.G. Thirlwell, yeh?

Can't say that I ever followed him. He's talented and all, but IDK.

This is nice

I really like the demented swing stuff. The Gash album is pretty good. I'd check it out, were I you.

I'll have to do that, I don't like the Venture Bro stuff, I like it as an art form, but I never think "Hey I wanna play that on my stereo."

Y'see, I really dig that. Reminds me of spy movie-type stuff. I wouldn't look into his Steroid Maximus stuff, then, perhaps. But when does someone want to blast any score from their stereo?

I'm so burnt out on it from Zorn that I find myself blocking it out. And I used to blast that on my stereo lol

Holy fuck guys!

what in the shit

So, we're the only ones up at the moment. How was your day, Tadao?

i'm about to surrremder to sleep again

GO, I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY

HELLO

HERRO

WHATSUP

TODAY SUCKED

HOW COME?

CENSUS KEEPS CALLING ME BACK TO HELP OUT EVEN THOUGH I'M DONE WORKING FOR THEM, BETWEEN THAT AND MY OTHER JOB I WORKED FROM 10:00 AM TO 8:31 PM AND MY GOD THE IDIOTS IN THE UPPERMOST ECHELONS OF THE CENSUS WERE DESIGNED, SPECIFICALLY, BY GOD TO PISS ME OFF, AND SOMEHOW IN THE MIDST OF ME WORKING NONSTOP TODAY WITHOUT EVEN A CHANCE TO FUCKING EAT SEVEN GODDAMNED PEOPLE HIT ON ME HARD TODAY AND BELIEVE ME I DIDN'T WANT ANY OF IT

DAMN YOU GOT HIt ON BY SEVEN UglY PEOPLE IN onE DAY?

JESUS CHRIST.

LET'S SEE, FIRST I HAD THE TWO HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WHO WOULD NOT STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS AND CHATTING ME UP EVEN THOUGH I HAD A HUGE LINE OF CUSTOMERS BEHIND THEM, THEN THERE WERE THE THREE GAY GUYS I HAD TO INTERVIEW FOR THE CENSUS, AND THEN I GOT PAIRED WITH SOME WOMAN TO HELP HER OUT WITH HER CENSUS ASSIGNMENTS, CARPOOLED WITH HER TO THE ASSIGNMENT AREA AND WORKED WITH HER FROM 6 TO 8:30 WHILE SHE KEPT FINDING REASONS TO PRESS INTO ME WHILE SHE CHAIN SMOKED, PAWED AT MY SHOULDERS, LAUGHED REALLY, REALLY FUCKING HARD AT ANY JOKES I MADE AND PEPPERED EVERY OTHER SENTENCE WITH BABY, SWEETIE AND, IN ONE INSTANCE, "HOT STUFF"... THEN SHE WOULD TALK ABOUT HER HUSBAND'S BUDWEISER FIXATION AND HER SON'S SOCCER PRACTICE

ACTUALLY THAT ONLY MAKES SIX, SO I SUCKED AT MATH TODAY AS WELL

:lol HOT STUFF

I BET WHAT HAPPENED IS THE THREE GAY DUDES DID THAT SECRET MIRAGE MARtIAL ARt tHINg TO YOU Where it SEEMS LIKe theres AN EXTRA PERSON BUT IN FACT ITS ONLY AN ILLUSION

MAN I HAD A LADY LIKE THAT WHEN I WORKED AT SUBWAY AND HER ANNOYINg SON WORKED THERE TOO ;/ ANYTIME I WALked by her She WOULD LIKE tOUCH ME AND Shit AND I ThINK SHE MIghtve CALLED ME SOME NAMES LIKE SWEET ASS OR SUGAR Tits OR SNUGGLEBUNNY BUT I BLOCKED THEM OUt :(

I'M NOT ALONE THEN :(


I seem to be a fucking MAGNET for effeminate gay guys, single moms with baggage, and underage girls. The portfolio class I was in had a HORDE of high school girls, and I felt creepy as fuck whenever they would start chatting me up

FOR SOME REASON ONLY REALLY HOT GIRLS THAT ARE MY AGE ARE intereStED IN Me

LOL OK THATS A LIE BUT I THINK THE OTHER ONES GIVE UP REALLY FAST :( ALTHOUGH THERES thiS ONE GAY DUDE THAT LIKE STALKS ME. MAN THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS OTHER TIME I HAD AN ANTHROPOLOGY CLASS AND THIS OLDer LADY WHO WAS ALL ZANY AND SHIT WAS LIKE SITTING ON HER KNEES IN FRONT OF me foR A WHILE ALL CLOSE I WAS LIKE WHAH? WHILE CLOSING MY LegS AND SHit

AND THIS SAME LADY WHENEVER THE TEACHER WOULD ASK A QUESTION WOULD ALWAYS sAY, "SEDIMENTARY ROCK" LIKE A PARrot

I don't get a lot of the gay guys. Usually the girls that like to wear cat ears and make cute noises. Or chicks that're into vampires. Or the Prom Queen. Ugh.

Oh yeah, the prom queens just crawl all over you if you let them :rolleyes

SEDIMENTARY ROCK?

Because they think they're doing you a favor by splaying their legs at you.

That's a GRISLYGUS rolleyes there pal, that's a far cry from a Rankeri rolleyes

I ain't questioning nothing. And don't cal me pal, friend.

WHAT THE HELL DID EVERYONE JUST FALL ASLEEP ON ME DOESN'T ANYONE GET UP AS EARLY AS ME? GODDAMN IT.

CLICK THE BANNER TO FOLLOW THE LINK TO BAT COUNTRY DOT COM

the wwe gives me the best response images.

I will Sweet Chin Music who I want where I want when I want

I read up to that and then had to take a call so it was bugging me for a few minutes because I thought you turned into a canibal.

It made more sense once I checked it again.

Quality chat thread page.

Chojin needs a buff friend for some shirtless photos.

I thought Orton would be the bottom.

:eek :orgasm :wank

ok, so the IRSSI download for windows includes a .bat version of the executable and a "Windows NT Command Script" version

It's like I'm really in 1997 again