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Absolutely. Would you like a hug?

Obviously! I mean the most profound effect it had was on me.

Admittedly I was treating emotions like hashtags on here for years before hashtags were a thing. :(

Emoticons.

Then consider yourself to be receiving the tightest of hugs from some person that you regard as a Bro or whatever word you use to describe kinship.

For all of Gus' jokes about me being in Australia; NZ is like a kiddie version of that place. No dangerous animals. No massive desert. We don't even let our cops carry guns.

Emoticons, feeling in the emotions in which you lack.... FOR MY HORRIBLE SITUATION. YOU'RE SO SELFISH GAHHGHAGHAH THIS IS ABOUT ME AND MY "WHAT IF THAT WAS MY SITUATION" SITUATION. ALlll BOUT mE!!!

A bunch of their cops came over to help keep the peace after the devastating quake we had last month. They freaked out when we took their guns off them. :eek

Perhaps you are not thinking about the embrace that we are currently sharing. It is of the tightest kind. If you were to hug a gnat's chuff after this you would find it lacking.

Chumbawamba

I don't know what that is, but if it is something dirty then I would probably do it for you. Alas, it is only four hours until the badger parade; so I better get down that grooming bay. In the meantime: Ladies and Gentlemen, Burt Kwouk!

What about School for Scoundrels? The earlier one. Does you like that one by any chance, pubbers?

And incidentally, Michael Caine is in my death pool.

Oh man, Harry Dean Stanton is going too.

Are you kidding? Terry Thomas and Alaistair Sim? I love the fuck out of that film. :eek

Too bad he didn't murder Babs. That would have totally made my day.

Who, T? Harry Dean Stanton? Oh yes. :eek

man, I never knew you wrere another movie nut, Public

My endless chatter about cocks does make it seem like I have no other interest. :eek

Harry Dean Stanton kinda looks like a veiny cock. :(

or an upside down nut sack.

Babs is gonna be one of those "Wow I was an idiot, can we start over?" kind of faggots. Can we preemptively strike now and remove his edit button?

that girl that followed me home the other day was at the bus stop but this time her voice was extra raspy and her face was all dirty and moistened from the rain and she was all, "I TOLD YOU I WOULD See yOU AGAIN"

Yay for sleeping 'til 5pm!

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How did you offload her this time? :eek

As a nationally certified pharmacy technician I can tell you that Naproxen is pretty much the best thing you could take for your menstrual cramps and gout. Careful though. Tadao might run in here in a minute and tell you that Aleeve is like a hundred times better, but that is bullshit. Naproxen shits all over Aleeve. Tadao hasn't got a fucking clue. Naproxen is really awesome. The only thing better is if you took some Feminax Ultra. That is seriously the bomb-diggity. Bomb Diggity Ultra.

:tear

T, I'd suggest you switch from Aleeve to Naproxen for your Ankylosing spondylitis, but you're so old that you'd probably end up taking Naprosyn! :lol2

How many Hellas to a Bomb-diggity, D?

At least 3, but more is possible.

More than five is inadvisable.

I just saw a dude in the banner ad that looked exactly like Schimid, and now I can't find it again

Huh, Pub.

You weren't making shit up. Naproxen-containing tablets Naprosyn can be used for all those things. Fancy you actually googling rather than making it up.

I said 'oh, he was right' in the middle of a conversation.

WAITED TILL SHE WASN"T LOOKING AND THEN RAN HOME :lol

Miss Shrub, it is a hard life making obscure yet researched jokes on the internet. :eek

The punchline was that all off the drugs were just brands of the same drug. :eek

So there it is explained. You're welcome. :eek

Good work. You will have to be more careful next time. :eek

I didn't even bother to google it. :(

I actually got the joke the first time :< and laughed :<

In case that y'all didn't get to see this shit

I'm heading back to school early tomorrow because I can't stand being away from work.

now let us go to da discotheque

Rest in peace old movie Alfred :(

Nate dog died too.

Rest in pieces

Babs, you aren't man enough to post here. Either publicly admit to how fucking dumb you acted or disappear like the rest of the losers. I bet (and I'm always right when it comes to you) that you aren't man enough to own up.

Bet you puss out here too. FUCK I HATE YOU!

We really need to do that again.

Buzz has it that's old. So we must have already seen it :lol

haha good news everyone, PRAM MAVEN NOT VERY SMART THE THREAD is now the #1 google search for "pram maven", we did it!

edit: not #1 for "pram maven" in quotes, though, just pram maven no quotes. weird

:lol then .........:(

I like the A the best

I feel like it's 95 or something when I see dancing gifs

The first time I saw those dancing letters was on this site in about 2003; Dole called someone a fuck or something using them. I laughed so hard.

Willie said "SHUT THE FUCK UP" with them. That's one I remember, and I laughed just as hard.

and hazzy mirthbay, kitsa

Happy birthday faguette!

Thanks.

In honor of your day of birth I give you this heartfelt gift:

Thanks for that.

Kitsa, I just thought: Do you give your child theme-orientated food?

Like edible Sesame street lessons.

Hm. Sometimes. I just finished a big project and usually when I *have* to do decorative food for something I get burned out for a while.

I'm doing it more as she appreciates it more. She's learning in a weird order. I thought the colors would come first, but the reading came first. She can read and spell her name, and a couple of other words, but she still points to something purple and says "yellow". So that's what I'm working on now. I paint her fingernails with green or purple or whatever paint and she's learning from that.

Hahaha what the fuck whiterat.

That's cool. If it helps, I might have to steal the idea if I ever have kids.
I imagine you'd have to stop when they hit about 8, when it ceases to be amusing at school dinnertime.

You're such a whiny ass wimp. Act your age, son.

:lol

You will always be the biggest idiot here. Congratulations on achieving something.

Oh wait, you can't read. Can some one make a picture for him?

Oh man, you can't even use the phrase "whiny ass wimp" in it's proper context. My GF teaches 1st graders, someone send me his address so I can mail him the left over weekly readers.

Why do you try to drag others into something so childish? Get the hint, no one gives a shit besides you.

Oh yeah, by the way...

So pathetic that you had to squeeze that in there.

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

I am just surprised the Weekly Reader still exists

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