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Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2007 02:48 PM

Hey guys, I don't dislike Skatermonkey! :eek

Moobs Feb 1st, 2007 02:48 PM

All i did was kill cows on runescape, that's all I could do ;<

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:49 PM

Actually no, pub, you've upgraded to "normal guy" status in recent months ;<

Seven Force reminds me of this fat autistic kid called the Big C we all used to know, who'd follow us around everywhere and talk about how amazing he was and all the thrilling things he could do, then he'd do one of said things, horribly, and be all like 'AWW GUYS I BEEFED'. We'd tell him that popular video game characters were outside signing autographs to make him leave us alone. When he got mad, he'd scream and cajole and get all violent.

So it's partially because I absolutely hate to be around him, partially because he doesn't know any better than to try to sabotage things, and partially because I feel embarrassed for him.

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:49 PM

did you sell the hides for money

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 02:50 PM

lol @ runescape :<

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:51 PM

You have to turn the hides into leather first, retard

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:52 PM

people will buy them regardless

technically you would get a little more gold, but it wouldn't be worth my time. and i havn't killed cows in like a year :p

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 02:53 PM

Everybody's stealing the :< faces

chojin has made them trendy

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:53 PM

What? I couldn't sell them. They'd just take them, though. :<

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:53 PM

oh runescape ;o

i was lvl 63 once, wut

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:54 PM

hello to anyone who hasnt got me on ignore

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:55 PM

I got to level 15 and then decided that it was too horrible to play.

I got a lot of cool shit, though, namely a magic cape that raised my defense and a great big honking scmitar :<

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:55 PM

you take them back to a bank & save them up until you have like 500 & then go to where people craft alot (ie al kharid bank) and sell them 100 ea :] good newbie money :]

I'm only lvl 88 but I am hella rich

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 02:55 PM

sup sk8rmonkey

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 465041)
Everybody's stealing the :< faces

chojin has made them trendy

My mistake, I was meant to make >: but I failed.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:56 PM

just chilling, smoking laughing you know how it is

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 02:57 PM

haha ya

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:57 PM

i hope you get cancer

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:58 PM

and i hate runscape my brother keeps wanting me to play online with him. that is the most pointless game ive ever played in my life

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:58 PM

63 users online :picklehat

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:59 PM

silly monkeys aren't supposed to smoke I think that's more of a camel thing

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 03:00 PM

I always thought that HellBreath was the crappiest MMORPG, until I saw Runescape. Can't believe that some people actually pay for it :x

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:00 PM

lol get it

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 03:00 PM

skatermonkey get on your brother's account & give me all of his stuff and i will love you forever, dude

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:00 PM

does everyone get my hilarious joke

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:01 PM

im not really a monkey, im really a human being with a monkey as my avatar. i know its hard to comprehend seperating this from reality,,,

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:02 PM

my brohter makes accounts for people and charges them money. i reckon he's fit right in here

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:03 PM

I don't believe I was talking to you skater idiot

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 03:03 PM

it's like we're in a warped reality where monkeys are using computers and riding on skateboards :lol i am so high guys :lol

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 03:04 PM

you're not the only one ;o

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 03:04 PM

It IS reality :x

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:05 PM

who isnt?

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:05 PM

guys why are you getting high at like 12 in the morning :x

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:08 PM

IF YOU DIE IN I-MOCKERY, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:09 PM

"why oh why didnt i take the blue pill"

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 03:09 PM

its 2PM ;x

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 03:09 PM

Didn't somebody have that in his signature?

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:09 PM

Guys the matrix was really a shitty movie stop quoting it

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 03:10 PM

guys i might be off the internet for the weekend ;<

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:10 PM

I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T REAL?

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 03:10 PM

I really liked the first part :(

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 03:11 PM

CST NIGGAZ

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 03:12 PM

HUH? :x

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:12 PM

"guns lots of guns"

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:12 PM

TANK, LOAD THE JUMP PROGRAM

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:13 PM

THE MATRIX IS TELLING MY BRAIN THAT IT'S JUICY AND DELICIOUS

Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2007 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 465083)
Guys the matrix was really a shitty movie stop quoting it

Fuck you, lady. (seriously)

The sequals sucked, & every movie since has ripped it off, but the first one was... alright? :\

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:14 PM

there is no spoon

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:15 PM

chojin cut it out you're making me wanna watch it again

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:15 PM

no its srsly

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:15 PM

TRINITY I <3 U

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 03:15 PM

somebody quick, what's a good movie to rent? :O

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:16 PM

i know kung fu

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 465093)
Fuck you, lady. (seriously)

The sequals sucked, & every movie since has ripped it off, but the first one was... alright? :\


Agreed, first part rocked mostly because of it's similiarity with 80s action movies.

We need more movies like that :x

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:16 PM

team america

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:16 PM

I reccomend Ninja Scroll. If you can get past the mediocre acting and the fact that there aren't any ninjas or even any scrolls in it then it's a really fucking awesome samurai flick.

I think my favorite was the fight with the blind samurai in the bamboo forest, that part was bonkers :<

Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2007 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 465036)
Actually no, pub, you've upgraded to "normal guy" status in recent months ;<

:lol

:lol


:lol



:tear

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:17 PM

THAT'S WHY IT'S GOING TO WORK

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 03:17 PM

oh i forgot to mention that the video store only has really big movies so keep that in mind!

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:18 PM

um.. "mr anderson"

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:18 PM

UGH THAT THING IS REAL

Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2007 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 465102)
Agreed, first part rocked...

I retract my statement. >:

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:18 PM

kill bill

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:18 PM

HE'S NOT OUT YET

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:19 PM

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY MOVE LIKE THAT

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:19 PM

hello neo ive been expecting you

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:19 PM

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY THIS THING?

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 03:19 PM

Anacondas : Hunt for the blood orchid - Hillarity ensured.

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:19 PM

THEY'RE TRYING TO SAVE HIM

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:19 PM

you mean to say i can dodge bullets?

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:20 PM

MORPHEUS'S FIGHTING NEO

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:20 PM

HERE, HAVE A COOKIE

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:21 PM

perhaps we are asking the wrong questions

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:21 PM

Seriously, fag, Ninja Scroll is better than any movie in this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOf0orgp6ig

I'd reccomend ignoring the fag music in the middle because it actually never shows up in the movie :<

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:21 PM

UGH NEO THAT IS HELL OF COCK ALL IN MY ASS

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:21 PM

your mind makes it real

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:22 PM

only human

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 03:22 PM

Chuck Norris' Delta Force is also great

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:22 PM

ive never seen anyone move like that

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 03:23 PM

IT'S OUR WAY








OR THE HIGHWAY

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 03:23 PM

ew it's anime ;<

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 03:24 PM

I have to go to sleep now :x

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:24 PM

welcome to the real world

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:25 PM

Yeah, but it doesn't suck like anime usually does

Seriously, it was so great I got limewire to download it so I could have it forever and watch it every day

Sethomas Feb 1st, 2007 03:25 PM

I'm starting to really hate this thread, guys.

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2007 03:26 PM

I've found most of the anime I've watched to be great

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 03:26 PM

maybe not, but like i said, they won't have anything that's not an extremely popular live-action movie ;o

Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2007 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 465126)
UGH NEO THAT IS HELL OF COCK ALL IN MY ASS

:lol


Dude, seriously, six letters? No way! :eek

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:26 PM

that avatars having a seizure

Moobs Feb 1st, 2007 03:27 PM

It's 8:30pm here so i will get high and then watch skins i love that programme

Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2007 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 465138)
I'm starting to really hate this thread, guys.

I can't think of a better reason for you to post up in it then. ;)

PS sorry about your girlfriend ditching you. ;(

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:28 PM

Quote:

I've found most of the anime I've watched to be great
That's because you're a fag.

Seriously, out of all the anime shit out there, the only three that anyone should ever watch are:
Ninja Scroll
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
Hellsing Ultimate

Of course the last two are optional, I just liked them because vampires kick ass

Moobs Feb 1st, 2007 03:28 PM

holy shit quick reply raped me there

Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 465139)
I've found most of the anime I've watched to be great

Hooray, as if I didn't already have enough reasons not to watch Anime. :D

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:30 PM

Anyway, you don't have to rent it, they've got the entire thing on youtube :<

Grislygus Feb 1st, 2007 03:34 PM

Anime is entirely gay melodrama. End of discussion.

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 03:35 PM

I agree. It's way too slow and boring for me to sit through :x

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 03:36 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk8gq2FNWY8

fags

Moobs Feb 1st, 2007 03:37 PM

I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE

Grislygus Feb 1st, 2007 03:37 PM

May I remind you that you're the one who watches gay melodrama.


Not you, moobs.


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