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but he is in dire straits
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http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698443
Quick guys this spambot is asking us to give him links :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek |
Want to know who else is in dire straits?
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Mark Knopfler.
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MUSIC FORUM >:
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DONE WITH FINALS, MOTHERFUCKS :eek
800.5 out of 1000 in one of my classes. That's .6 AWAY FROM A DROPPED GRADE :iamawesome Time to smoke some fat blunts and watch Sanford and Son reruns |
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let's make it happen guys |
lmao look at that
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It's :hat from the good ol' ezboard days, vets you know what I'm talking about haha
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I know it
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Haha, I never saw those days.
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:hat :( |
I thought Garth Marenghi was a real person. Now I feel really dumb.
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Bust out your copies of MS Paint and join in the ho-ho-hilarty:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698444 |
I have all the information I would need to identify her & stalk her forever, but that has never worked out to be something useful. So, Gentlemen, I'm going to pour my angst out as childish behaviour on here, yet as I cannot expect to leave for so long & then return to find the rules unchanged... I'm going to need all of you to generally lower the tone just a bit until I get up to speed. Thank you for your consideration, and Merry Christmas.
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Can I delete this post? No? Well fuck it then. >:
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Juttin is online!
Currently Active Users: 123 (9 members and 114 guests) Most users ever online was 892, Jul 6th, 2007 at 04:44 AM. zeldasbiggestfan, Pub Lover, Juttin, eggyolk, Sniperwulf, darkvare, casinobonusde, Uncle_Sham, HickMan And we have alot of guests on! |
Has Woody not been around much recently then?
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I thought we banned him? Or boogie did? Or something.
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Not woody, Juttin. I have no idea who woody is.
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Juttin's 'real' name.
I have a list. :dadsarmy |
I can thank an anonymous guest on the 'Who's Online' list for reading the following thread and unintentionally directing my attention to it!
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2761 |
i just realized that ziggy trix doesn't post here anymore
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Now that we're in the subject, has anyone seen Kahljorn around? I think last time I saw him online was around August. :<
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Those guys need to befriend a bunch of sucky forum idiots that'll keep their names alive while they pretend to have a life away from the net. Then we'd have spotted that they'd left a lot sooner.
In unrelated news: oh man, I miss Willie. :( |
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RULES & GUIDELINES - Let's agree to disagree! - http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698251
Uh...? :confused I really don't understand the concept of this place. :( Saying that, when I've been 'Nice' to new people they tend to get more angry/scared/gone than if I'm an ass. ;( I guess I'm done posting for today. See you all tomorrow. :) |
I really miss soundtest, ziggy, kahljorn, and willie :(
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I'm so hungover and I have a girl coming over and I think I should drink to cure it :(
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Pub's story reminds me of when I went on pilgrimage to Italy.
Back in December 1999, I went on a youth retreat. There was lots to say about it, but one of those was that I was struck by the beauty of this one girl in particular who was in crutches at the time. At the end of the night I picked up a flier about going to Italy for the Jubilee, and after a crazy six months of thinking I couldn't go, I ended up going. Beautiful girl went too, this time she was crutchless! Our first day in Italy, we were in a bus and she fell asleep on one of the official chaperone's shoulders, and I just kind of pined about how I wished for a beautiful girl to fall asleep on my shoulder just once. I talked to her a handful of times throughout those two weeks, but we never really connected at all. After our plane landed in Cincinnati, I realized that it probably was never meant to happen anyways. I took my seat on the bus to Indiana, and stared blankly out the window at the rain as others boarded from my group. Suddenly, beautiful girl looked at all the empty seats around her and sat down next to me. We didn't talk at all that I can remember, but within half an hour of the ride she fell asleep on my shoulder. It was one of the more memorable moments of my life to that point! |
I just fleshed out an entire movie in my mind based on those two short paragraphs you gave and it was one of the best movies I have ever seen.
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lol. I was taking a bus to Dartmouth, NS, around early October, and some cute asian girl kept falling asleep on my shoulder for a good portion of the ride:lol
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When I was going up to Canada this girl fell asleep on my shoulder. I was just asleep too. :(
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I once had a girl fall asleep on my shoulder
my girlfriend |
I hate that, because it makes you look weird.
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Story Time - http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698353
I was that guy. I still am. I also get overly attached to people that I've just met, but I don't say that out loud because it's too close to a truth, & I only lie. :( Quote:
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yeah gross sleepophile >: |
oh, and i miss willie too
:( he liked my maxx tattoo :( none of you guys make me feel good like he did :( i have a proposition. instead of talking about how much we love girls sleeping (>:) we talk about times when willie made us feel good / laugh. |
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Damnit, I saw you quoting Willie and thought he came back.
False advertising. >: |
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Willie would make a great caveman :(
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Why did he leave anyways? I only remember that he got pissed (?) at something and left. :(
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Too many j*rks. :(
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YOU SON OF A BITCH
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I was hoping that would go right over your head, but I forgot about all the quality /b/ content you put up in the porn thread.
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Gentlemen, please calm down. This is no place for that sort of thing.
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[15:02] PublicPubLoather: Hello from the internet.
[15:02] executioneer: hello, internet [15:03] PublicPubLoather: Are you ok? We are worried. [15:03] executioneer: i'm ok [15:03] executioneer: just needed a break from jerks [15:04] PublicPubLoather: Very understandable. Have a good time. Be happy. And maybe come back sometime, ok? [15:04] executioneer: ok :( Miss you Willie. :tear |
oh man that's a relief
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Haha, I bet you made all of that up.
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I bet it's like Fight Club and you're talking to Willie and he's posting on the message board, but it's really you and then you two fought and disappeared for a while and Willie died and stuff but it's really all in your head anyway so it doesn't really matter.
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Those who haven't already joined in, make sure you do so :O |
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Mock, I've sat down at paint with the intention of making a picture for that thread a few times, but I've not been satisfied with any of the things I've made. They aren't retarded enough.
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Then you're trying too hard. Just let your pen (er, mouse) flow freely. If you act like your natural, true self... the retardation will flow forth like fine wine from a box. I believe in you.
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My mother and younger sister drug my father to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert. He, like myself, hates them. I talked to him on the phone tonight and asked him how he liked it.
"Oh, the concert was great! It would have been better if it was KISS, though. Apart from that, it sucked." |
How about it was still a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert but at an undisclosed moment KISS run on and smash the crap out of the stage? Those are the kind of shows of which I want to see more.
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Was posting that on the Loveline section too degrading for you?
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I don't post outside of this thread. It keeps my levels of stupid down. ;)
Plus not everyone trawels all the forums, so they'd have missed it. I think of myself as a completely useless service to the lazy & bored forum members. :( |
I had originally confined pub to this thread back when I thought that he was the problem.
But I do appreciate "Pub's forum review" so I've never thought to tell him otherwise! |
i only post in here, the secret santa thread, and the gaming forum every now and then :hat
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You can find my nuisance-ass posts everywhere, even occasionally the politics forum when I'm feeling frisky :eek
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I dont wanna do my philo homework. Fuck Aristotle, what did that guy ever do for ME?
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Urgh, morning came again. :hangman
Seriously, if synthehol's intoxicating effects can be so easily dismissed, & if it would've made getting out of bed just now any easier, then sure I want to live in Star Trek. :x |
Holy fucking shit
So, I thought I'd make a small dvd wishlist for christmas. Commando Director's Cut - No DVD for Region 2 Sledge Hammer Season 1&2 - No DVD for Region 2 Why the hell do you guys have to make everything so fucking difficult? >: |
Region-free DVD players that hard to come by in Finland?
Saying that I have four various region specific machines just play everything I own without needing to go to the living room. Finding the right drive & then channel is only an irritating inconvenience. My time is worthless after all. RUN SPELLCHECK? |
Sure, I could get myself a dvd-player and a tv, but atm there are far more important things that I need to spend my money on.
And my laptop is a region 2 one, and I don't want to start fucking with all kind of settings to get it play region 1 dvds >: |
There's big news going down in the gaming forum. Firstly there is a new Duke Nukem Forever trailer out (srsly), secondly guitar women is acting like a foul swine - but that's hardly news.
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Aw fucking hell, there's no region 2 version for The Man With No Name Trilogy either
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Hey, don't take out your alcohol-fueled rage on me just because you're really not that interested in watching those shows. :(
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I hate it when he posts
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When he posts my face makes the same face pubs avatar has (there's also weird little symbols and "liar" flashing around me)
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Well guys, since my whole wishlist is FUCKED right now, maybe you would like to help me by naming movies I should own on a dvd. (I'm huge fan of 80s and 90s action movies, and comedies that are good*hinthint*)
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I think he's just another wacko that kinda belongs here because of the inherent mental problems. Much like many other board members!
Also, I find the ability to convince an entire community online of being the opposite gender for over a year an incredible feat, and he can't be all that unintelligent if he managed it. |
I like how Zomboid thinks I'm more disgusting than Seven Force
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Look. Zomboid. I really, really don't know what the hell your problem with me is, aside from how 1, I'm younger than you, and 2, I pretended to be a girl on the internet for over a year.
Now, I can see why the second one would irk a few people just a teensy bit, and indeed it did back when it was still big news. But fuck's sake, man, that was over a god-damned year ago. Other people seem to have gotten over it, as evidenced by their general feelings of nonmalice towards me and how a few of them even pal around with me outside the forums a little bit mabye. Fuck, some other people I've told about it actually thought it was pretty funny. I don't see what's keeping you or the select few others like you dwelling on it (with possibly the exception of reason uno above, but that would just mean you're some sort of elitist faggot). Now, I'm not saying you have to stop loathing me or anything, I could care less what you think of me. The problem, here, is that you will not stop fucking voicing your opinion of me. Yes, we know already, you don't like me. I think everyone who has posted on the forums in the few years I've been here knows that, ok. I don't see what you think you're trying to acomplish by not shutting the fuck up about it. If something in my posts is causing you to have to repeat yourself like this, fucking ignore me like Chojin suggested, and I've said numerous times before. It helped me with my problem with ZBF and Seven Force, I'm sure you could reap similar benefits! And if for some reason you're incapable of doing that, you could probably just stop fucking coming here. Another poster whom I won't refer to by name did, it seems to have worked for him! |
yeah so me and sam wanna start a "I Hate Guitar Woman" club
who wants to join??? |
I do :D.
GW- I think I'll stick with what I'm doing, thanks. edit: For the record, it has nothing to do with your age. The pretending to be a girl thing, I find disgusting since it wasn't particularly funny and there wasn't ever a punchline to that whole fucking thing. The main thing that I don't like about you is your whole ":< parapa is so cool lol internet meme 4chan blah blah blah" . You're a fucking stereotypical shithead, sexually confused little mongoloid kid who appears to have no real life social skills whatsoever. In essence, it's not YOU that I hate, it's that you're the embodiment of several very annoying traits of the internet. |
I've got deja vu all of a sudden!
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Maybe it's because you havent gotten any less sucky with the passing of time??
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Hey I edited my post. Feel free to read it for a better understanding of why you leave a foul taste in my mouth.
edit - not you rongi, we're buds :lol |
Of course we are zomboid! I wouldnt let just anyone* in the "I Hate Guitar Woman" club!
*That means you ZBF, you fat lil munchkin you. |
Who the F is ZBF? Lemme in on the secret via e-mail/text
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Zeldasbiggestfan :sickfacethrowingup
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Ok, a few things!
1. "No social life" isn't really a valid reason for hating anyone. Plus, if you had a better one than you do you'd probably not care about this whole thing even half as much. I know I wouldn't. 2. I love NaNaOnSha a whole lot! I don't see what your problem with this is, but you seemed to find it a valid enough point to put it in your complaint. Mabye you should go back to Guitar Hero, you gigantic queermo! 3. Ok, I realize the 4chan thing is getting a little out of hand, I'm stopping that. Ok? Ok. Great. |
1. Having a social life doesn't make me immune to your annoying behavior. It's not as if having friends makes it impossible to be any less disgusted by someone like you when I come to a forum that I've frequented for years. Hating people with no social skills is perfectly valid. If you can hate people for being ugly, why not for having an ugly personality?
2. It sucks! Guitar hero bores me! What I don't like is that you seem to like anything even remotely gay, such as that game with the pink shirt protagonist. You may not understand this, but you don't understand how to not suck either, so we'll just leave it at that. Also, guitar hero is boring unless you're plastered. 3. Glad to hear that! |
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