I AM A FRENCH MIDGET PORN STAR IN A DISGUISE :eek

Is Silent Hill 2 really worth playing, guys, or is the entire gaming community liking it some cruel conspiracy to get me to SUFFER like with Tales of Symphonia

I spend most of my time wishing it was the Resident Evil remake instead, or that I was just watching the movie

The cutscenes so far remind me of Killer 7 in that they have barely any substance unless you care enough to over-analyze them (I don't), except they aren't nearly as cool to watch

I'm afraid to say this because I know an angry mob is going to find me and burn my house down, but this game is seriously no fun

I want to like it REALLY BAD, too

Also, before you say anything, I was afraid to post this in the scary games thread because Emu would end me.

RATED "M" FOR "MATURE".

BETTER WAIT A COUPLE YEARS

I keep forgetting that I'm a big boy now :<

I want to play the Silent Hill games, but I think the internet ruined them for me, like Kevin Smith movies & Slipknot.

Guitar Woman: Drink a significant portion of a bottle of whiskey and you'll have the perfect combination of paranoid and reckless, and loud sounds will scare the shit out of you. Then play.
Pub: I dunno, I watched the film and everything before I played 2 and it didn't scare me, and I'm actually afraid to play the others.

mr mockery yelled at me ;_;

I already know that anyway so w/e

or was it some other kind of dog

I don't pay attention to that kind of thing

What for Willie?

I'm glad you didn't suggest the Whiskey solution to me, because that is not how I get at all & I drink significant portions everyday.
Yeah? & what are your opinions on Kevin smith & Slipknot? :lol


I want to eat all those threads. :(

He hits you because he loves you.

Umm, well I umm.... OH MY GOD, LOOK OVER THERE!
I'd say that Slipknot could suck my ass, but I have this fear of being beaten up by people younger than I.

No one should be scared to say that Slipknot suck.

In theory, yeah, but kids today have access to more weaponry than I do, so I'm just going to smile pleasantly and wander away.
And I just said 'kids today', what the fuck?

Getting old feels wierd, yeah.

What did you do :(

this game sure has a lot of unintentionally funny moments

I thought Pyramid Head was supposed to be some horrific rape machine but i'm trapped in a small room with him and all I have to do is walk to the other corner every so often while he swings at where I was 30 seconds ago

i was just smarting off in a article commentry thread is all :x

My brother sleeps with one of their posters over his head.:hypno

I should definetly post his picture sometime.... fuckhead.

Seriously, I wanna beat the shit out of him and his smug face.

I feel the same way about scat porn and super mario bros.

I just prepared some pre-made Indian food. Some kind of gravy with kidney beans or something in it. I eat Indian food fairly frequently and I honestly cannot name a single dish I like off-hand, I just don't pay attention to its nomenclature.

Anyways, it came in a vacuum-sealed pouch nestled in a cardboard box. On the cardboard box was an unflattering picture of the gravy substance in a bowl beside a super-imposed image of a mildly attractive (by Western beauty standards reflecting upon an "exotic" features) woman in traditional subcontinental garb. I guess it was her function to inform the less culturally nuanced members of foreign markets that "this product is typically eaten by people who look like this". Maybe they also wished to convey an idea such as, "eat this product, and girls of our culture who look like this will fuck you."

Anyways, my parents are probably coming to visit tomorrow and I can totally picture my mom asking me, in all seriousness, if I bought the box of Indian food just because of the picture of the girl on it. That made me think, "yeah, I bought this bean gravy so I could masturbate."

The thoughts in my head progressed along to something along the lines of making a YouTube video talking about how I bought the bean gravy so I could masturbate. It would show me lustily looking at the image on the box, then I would make some comment about not being to control myself. I'd then pull out my dick, remove the contents of the box, and proceed to fuck the bean gravy itself inside the vacuum-sealed pouch (so as to provide form). I could offer up-to-the-moment commentary about the degree of sensation I was getting from all the spices, and I'd talk about how the burning I felt was releasing endorphins to enhance my experience.

I don't think YouTube would allow that, however.

Discuss.

It's weird because people usually masturbate to obtain bean gravy. Not the other way round.

I'll have you know that that "anime defamation league" was one of the first (if not THE first) groups I ever joined so kiss my d*ck

'Defamation' means you love it, right? :rolleyes

Page Break. :(

ALL OFF YOUSE NUTTIN BUTT PLAYA HATTERS!!! HEATH WASS MUH BOI YOH!!!! >:

willie didn't say that :eek

yes i did :eek

i mean not originally of course i'm not sure i was even posting back then but i reposted that in the heath ledger thread :eek

Willie can be McClain if he wants to.

Too many people on my buddy list are low-self esteemists, suicidalists & plain unhappilogicalists. :(

Birds of a feather I guess

more like misery loves company am i right

I hate Jared real bad.

he's kind of a cock, it seems to me

not to me, he's just trying to be random, and he's not good at it.

He was ever since that monty python issue.

He reminds me of the horribly awkward dorks that got emotionally involved in the extra-credit trivia sessions in my high school history/science classes.

"THEY SHOULDA SENT ME UP TO DO THAT ONE"

"God, that one was SO EASY, what were they THINKING *grrraaaaaaargh-eeeeeeeeee*"

I see Spiritwise is logged in, probablly wondering why he's banned haha

My graffiti wall is not a toy you f*ck**rs

YOU SMELL!

YOU RAPIST. >:

PAGE BREAK!

sry x_x

O_o

Random Cheese Monkey SPOON!

Tadao, can you not count?

Tadao your posts have severely dipped in quality lately we might not pick you up for another season if this keeps up

:sadclownface

I know, I'm not even trying lately. Thanks for the slap.

I was just going to page brak but Willie's website is a delete :(

wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

i will put it back up soon but it might be a different address i am having a bit of a squabble with my hosting internet people (err actually it's more like a i havent paid them in seven months because my card kept bouncing problem heheh :-[ )

when i hear anybody talk about internet communities as anything other than a group of random people typing shit onto a bulletin board i feel really embarrassed for that person, especially if they use terms like "chaotic neutral"

maybe i'll write an article about it :o

I know. :(

It's that broken image at the top of a thousand pages that had me not mind if this thread got archived. Without Page Brak it's dead.

Willie you should feel ashamed for creating this abomination :(

Willie feels guilty about pretty much everything. :(

this is true

Well have you ever thought that maybe you should feel bad for feeling that way

Have you ever thought that maybe if you spent less time raping and posting in here you'd have more time to be a decent mod? YEAH, THINK ABOUT IT.

have you people ever thought that sometimes words fucking hurt :tear

i already do, doi

IT IS A CASCADE EFFECT AND THE PLASMA CONDUITS OF MY EMOTIONS ARE OVERLAOD :cry

I feel bad about feeling bad a lot, it makes me feel bad. :(

YES I'm bored
 

Oh goodie, I have a butt-load of homework to do tonight, and the person that I usually procrastinate with on messenger had the audacity to go off to work today. So what I'm asking for, in the most shamelessly desperate way possible (IT'S A TRICK, THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO ASK THIS) is for anyone else who happens to be bored and still has a favourable opinion of me to talk with me on Messenger, just tonight. YES, I am aware of how this looks, but no one could possibly understand how badly I do not wish to conjugate french verbs all on my own.

Chat Room. :rolleyes

FIRST THREAD

There's a difference, unless you're saying that I should have posted this in chat room and then... whoops.

I CAN CONJUGATE FRENCH VERBS. POWER TIP: HE TALKS = IL PARLE :eek

THIS IS ALL I REMEMBER >:

I eat and eat, but my hunger is never sated. I will post forever in this digital hell.

Another thread's soul claimed.

MY GOD MAN, YOU MUST TAKE ALL OF MY TESTS FOR ME FROM NOW ON

Now I feel kind of odd.

Not one of my threads have been eaten yet. Pub has never tasted my gooey center.

My request for this thread was rejected, so it's not all bad.

YEAH RIGHT I AM SURE IT REALLY MEANS "HE RAPES" >:

I just started a group story in books. Yay!

Good luck with that. ;(

One post after Page Break.

Oh no, are we all calling the Page Breaks again? :(

I want such power as to command such & it be done suchly. :)

It's destined to fail.

I must go there now and use up four paragraphs describing a blade of grass, or something equally innocuous.

Hehe

You have to hold them by the other end, else you're fighting the 'gator itself in three seconds.

Yeah! You only fight that way with tigers fool!

Greeaaaat, my neighbours are fighting again. If you find yourself standing on your front porch, loudly discussing why you felt the need to become a prostitute with your boyfriend, then maybe you should fucking kill yourself and save me the trouble.

When I know a word in a foreign language, I'm usually able to recall when/where/why I learned it.

I have the recollection that I've known the French verb "violer", "to rape", for years. I don't know why I learned that. It seems like I'd have some reason to learn it.

Maybe it was so I could write my alliterative quips. J'ai violé le voleur en violet!

(I raped the thief who was wearing purple.)

Technically J'ai violer le voleur en violet I think since (as far as I know right now) you don't conjugate the second verb at all.

Iron Jack Rafferty.

Wolfman Jack

Cock McPenis
Kojak

me..whatever my name is

Composite past tense participles in regular -er verbs are pronounced the same as the infinitive, but spelled with an é instead. Unless, of course, their used with a feminine or plural subject and are conjugated with être, in which case they have to show agreement.

Maybe they need agreement even with avoir in certain usages, I don't know because I fucking hate written French over spoken French and it doesn't matter one fucking bit in spoken French.

"...their used", said in discussion of verb conjugation.

I AM AWESOME.

It's because you're so good that you need not obey all the rules. I have a note from the teacher about it.

I'm a bit on the opposite side because spoken french can kiss my pasty white ass, but that's really only because I'm taking french again after 10 years, and I've lost so much in the interim that I had to start over again. It *sounds* quite pretty, but not when your grade is riding on the ability to tell the difference between calme and calmes.

No this is wrong, Seth's right, never argue with Seth again

It was a momentary lapse! A shot of bravado brought on by really good fucking wine.

Guys, I finally broke down and investigated my penis on the internet. I guess its adorable idiosyncrasy is called a "skin bridge". Some sites describe it as "extremely rare", others as "extremely common". I even saw pictures of people with my idea of exploiting it with performance-enhancing decoration, although none were nearly as ambitious as mine.

Staring at medical-setting pictures of penises wasn't the best way to spend the past half an hour. But, maybe I can finally convince myself that I'm not The Chosen One, or if I am it's not because of my penis.

This is worth chatting about, so I will NOT consider putting this in Loveline.

It insisted all along that it was a troubadour from Mexico, but when I googled it I got the homepage for chiropractor from Long Island.

Well, at least I can thank you for not using the term "private dick".

It was h-h-h-hard.

Calling you out Pentegarn!
 

Yes you, sho-nuff boy. You know who I am, we have known each other for a long time in real life.
We have been friends for a long time and I think it's time to serve some of our antics with crazy-sauce© all over this place.
Try and meet or beat me, act for act amigo.

I'll start this show off with a nice mild one.
(Because I havn't scoured the rules completely to find out just how far I'm allowed to go... YET.)