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Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2005 07:21 PM


Chojin Sep 21st, 2005 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Damp Moose
I'll try not to queer things up this time

Oh, I bet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I'm the one responsible for that hilarious being necessary. :)

No you aren't - We had the word filtered on ezboard too, and it was a huge problem over there to a bunch of people for some reason (jixby and myself included), so everyone devised SPECIAL ways of getting around it. I remember making a transparent gif that said ****** :<

Guitar Woman Sep 21st, 2005 07:22 PM


Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2005 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
I don't fuck that many girls >:

Yeah, you're right, some of them are guys. :(

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2005 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
No you aren't - We had the word filtered on ezboard too, and it was a huge problem over there to a bunch of people for some reason (jixby and myself included), so everyone devised SPECIAL ways of getting around it. I remember making a transparent gif that said ****** :<

Oh yeah, that's right. I normally remember stuff like that. :(

Chojin Sep 21st, 2005 07:26 PM

It slipped my mind that moving this thread to GB would mean that this forum would say 'last post from Pub Lover' from now on.

Guitar Woman Sep 21st, 2005 07:26 PM

lol

Pub Lover Sep 21st, 2005 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
It slipped my mind that moving this thread to GB would mean that this forum would say 'last post from Pub Lover' from now on.

Yeah, that certainly brings the tone of the board down. I'll quit now.

The Damp Moose Sep 21st, 2005 07:28 PM

How long was this forum on ezboards for?

Guitar Woman Sep 21st, 2005 07:29 PM

Hey Pub, do you have a hidden status?
Or do you just leave the board right after you post? LIKE A NINJA?

Chojin Sep 21st, 2005 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Damp Moose
How long was this forum on ezboards for?

about 3 years, i think

Marc Summers Sep 22nd, 2005 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Hey Pub, do you have a hidden status?
Or do you just leave the board right after you post? LIKE A NINJA?


I HOPE YOU FOUND THAT APPEALING TO SENSE OF SIGHT AND I HOPE THAT YOUR SUBSEQUENT LAUGHTER (WHICH I HOPE EXISTS) APPEALED TO OTHER PEOPLE'S SENSE OF HEARING, WHICH I ALSO HOPE RESULTED IN SUBSEQUENT LAUGHTER

sadie Sep 22nd, 2005 10:19 AM

good morning, kids!

Chojin Sep 22nd, 2005 10:26 AM

hey sadie

sadie Sep 22nd, 2005 11:19 AM

hi there, chojin! let's be friends again!

MetalMilitia Sep 22nd, 2005 11:27 AM


sadie Sep 22nd, 2005 12:42 PM

you should shut up.

Chojin Sep 22nd, 2005 03:51 PM

ok

sing me a song

HickMan Sep 22nd, 2005 10:52 PM

HEY PUB ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY?



CUZ IF YOU ARE I'LL TOTALLY WHOOP YOUR ASS

HickMan Sep 22nd, 2005 11:00 PM



GOT TIME BUT I DONT MIND
JUST WANNA ROCK YOU GIRL
I'LL HAVE WHATEVER YOU HAVE
COME ON LETS GIVE IT A WHIRL
CUZ I'VE BEEN WATCHIN' YOU
AND I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE
SO GO AHEAD GIRL JUST DO
THAT ASS SHAKIN' THING YOU DO



SO YOU GRAB YER GIRLS
AND YOU GRAB A COUPLE MORE
AND YOU CAN ALL MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR
SO THE AIR IS THICK
AND THE SMELL IS RIGHT
SO YOU PASS TO THE LEFT AND YOU SAIL TO THE RIGHT

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2005 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Hey Pub, do you have a hidden status?
Or do you just leave the board right after you post? LIKE A NINJA?

No. :(

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
good morning, kids!

Hey Sadie. :)

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2005 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
HEY PUB ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY?



CUZ IF YOU ARE I'LL TOTALLY WHOOP YOUR ASS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
He [Hickman] is, however, an annoying little prick that likes to hold hands with other men. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Not just their hands. ;)


I'm saying Clay is gay. >:

:eek

Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2005 01:03 AM

Following some good advice from a friend, I decided to shave.
Following some bad advice from a lady, I decided to keep the 'tache.
Following the completion of the shaving I fell over from laughing at my reflection.
During the fall I banged my elbow.
****IMAGES REMOVED****


edit: Pub Lover stop being a camwhore, this isn't PYPH -c

Esuohlim Sep 23rd, 2005 01:06 AM

Post Your Posts Here :eek

Esuohlim Sep 23rd, 2005 01:08 AM


Pub Lover Sep 23rd, 2005 01:10 AM

Airplanes come from eggs? Who knew! :eek

The Retro Kat Sep 23rd, 2005 02:45 AM

Reagan Smash!

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 02:22 PM

should i go back and read all 160 pages i missed?

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 03:35 PM

No, you should make that avatar have only 2 frames >:

nothing4buddha Sep 23rd, 2005 03:38 PM

you didn't miss anything :(

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 03:38 PM

YOU HAVE TO TALK TOMILHOUSE ABOUT THAT


edit: >:

edit: edit: GUITAR WOMAN

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 03:39 PM

EVERY TIME IT BLINKS IT HURTS MY EYES >:

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 03:39 PM

HOLY SHIT MY CORNEAS JUST EXPLODED

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 03:40 PM

GOOD YOU HAD UGLY EYES ANYWAY

nothing4buddha Sep 23rd, 2005 03:41 PM

does it stop?

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 03:42 PM

Hey its just you two ladies and me in this thread ;(


:wink :wink

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
GOOD YOU HAD UGLY EYES ANYWAY

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FUCKHEAD :x

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 03:43 PM

AH i'm just playin' baby :(


:tear

Sam Sep 23rd, 2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Hey its just you two ladies and me in this thread ;(


:wink :wink

BACK OFF MY WOMAN >:

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 03:45 PM

Hey now it just you two ladies, sam, and me in this thread

:winkwink

Sam Sep 23rd, 2005 03:46 PM

:winkwink

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 03:46 PM

where's pub when you need him :(

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 03:47 PM

too bad my lady hates the internet or we could have hot e5-way action ;(

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 03:48 PM

Or pub, pub would be just as good as my lady ;(


With those silky smooth locks, and his supple thighs :(

Sam Sep 23rd, 2005 03:48 PM

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING A MORE THEN ONESOME FOR ONCE :(

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 03:49 PM

I don't think I like you too much :(
EDIT: directed at Big Mclarge person >:

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 03:49 PM

onesome is one letter away from lonesome :0

Sam Sep 23rd, 2005 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I don't think I like you too much :(

omg really that makes me sad :tear
















































:rolleyes

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 03:51 PM

Not you Sam the other guy :(

nothing4buddha Sep 23rd, 2005 03:52 PM

mclargehuge is my hero >:

edit: page break. ha.

editedit:

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 03:53 PM

the navy :rolleyes

Sam Sep 23rd, 2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drumming4buddha
mclargehuge is my hero >:

omg no more sex for you ever >:







P.S.: BIGMCLARGEHUGE IS LIKE MY BEST INTERNET FRIEND WE ALWAYS TALK TO EACH OTHER ON AIM AND MSN AND IT'S MAGICAL

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 03:53 PM

He's a jerkface >:

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 03:54 PM

we share our souls

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 03:55 PM

and maybe if guitar woman stopped being such an Ice Queen she could have a little of my "soul" too ;(

Sam Sep 23rd, 2005 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drumming4buddha



TWO OF MY FINEST WORKS OF ART EVER TO GRACE THE I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARD. >:

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 03:58 PM

I'm not an ice queen jerk Pub's the only guy for me >:

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 04:00 PM

Jesus christ sam I'm at school looking at this shit don't post raunchy pics asshole >:

Sam Sep 23rd, 2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Jesus christ sam I'm at school looking at this shit don't post raunchy pics asshole >:











v v v v

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2005 04:01 PM

is there some story behind the female ghost having a period everywhere

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 04:02 PM

who do i have to send 5 dollars to so that i can have Guitar Woman's title changed to Ice Queen?

Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 04:02 PM

It's cuz sam thinks women have periods all over everything

Sam Sep 23rd, 2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Jesus christ sam I'm at school looking at this shit don't post raunchy pics asshole >:


Guitar Woman Sep 23rd, 2005 04:04 PM

Oh careful or I'll take this to mockwars and kick your ASS :eek

Sam Sep 23rd, 2005 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Oh careful or I'll take this to mockwars and kick your ASS :eek

omg did you edit it because you beleived no one would get your subtlety? :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 04:10 PM

i just noticed Rongi's title is The Ice King, so now all i have to do is arrange a marriage between rongi and the guitar girl hmmmm

Sethomas Sep 23rd, 2005 04:11 PM

I wanna join in on all the fun :(

Big McLargehuge Sep 23rd, 2005 04:20 PM

WELL YOU JUST ENDED IT.


THANKS.

thebiggameover Sep 23rd, 2005 04:28 PM


goddamnit sam, that was funny.....

Marc Summers Sep 23rd, 2005 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Oh careful or I'll take this to mockwars and kick your ASS :eek

Jeez EVERYTHING is mock wars-worthy with you :rolleyes
btw Pub Lover are you ok this thread hasn't been responded to in about 5 hours :eek

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2005 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i just noticed Rongi's title is The Ice King, so now all i have to do is arrange a marriage between rongi and the guitar girl hmmmm

my title is an hommage to Les Waste.

Sam Sep 23rd, 2005 11:23 PM

I think we should all talk about how cool Sam is. >:

The Damp Moose Sep 23rd, 2005 11:53 PM

Sam gets my engine running.

My sexual engine.

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 01:12 AM


Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 01:18 AM


Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 01:23 AM

All those FF threads a while back made me want to bust out my PSX and play 9 again. I started this afternoon and just got to the end of disc one. I need a life :(

Marc Summers Sep 24th, 2005 01:53 AM

But FF is your life...

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 02:01 AM

Not really, considering I only like 3 out of 17 or so games in the series. :/

Edit: Oh wait, 18. I forgot Mystic Quest because it was so horribly bad. >:

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 02:02 AM

When you think about it, Final Fantasy fucking sucks. :/

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 02:05 AM

I'm not speaking like I usually do in this thread. It feels weird now that we're in GB :(

Sethomas Sep 24th, 2005 03:16 AM

I don't play video games, I read metaphysical philosophy.

I used to play video games.

I hate my life.

I always hated my life.

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 03:21 AM

Poor Seth. :tear

Sethomas Sep 24th, 2005 03:31 AM

Nooooooooooo, I don't want pity. I just want secks. :(

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 03:34 AM

We couldn't last for one page without the mention of sex, could we?

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 04:41 AM

I just banged my knee on a solid wood table

it hurt a lot :(

Emu Sep 24th, 2005 07:43 AM

i liked mystic quest, the music was great :(

Chojin Sep 24th, 2005 08:50 AM

That thing that Guitar Woman said a few days ago about Kellychaos being as stupid as a race car is fast or something made me laugh :<

Sethomas Sep 24th, 2005 08:54 AM

No game music beats Loom. Fanfuckingtastic Tchaikovsky.

Destiny shall draw the lighting down from heaven
Roll its thunder far across the sea
To where I wait on the Shore of Wonder
On the day the sky is opened
And the tree is split asunder.

YOUR NAME SHALL BE CURSED FOREVER
SON OF SIGMA, LOOM CHILD
BOBBIN THREADBARE!

That game was sooooooo ahead of its time. :(

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 01:43 PM

I want to get Loom now. :(

Mad Melvin Sep 24th, 2005 01:55 PM

I never played Loom. Is there any sex in that game?

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 01:58 PM

I think it's a carpet-weaving sim.

Sethomas Sep 24th, 2005 02:46 PM

The main character can't have sex with non-weavers because to see an uncloaked weaver brings death. I'd go on with that, but I'm sure you get the idea.

But there is an girl in the game with a hot Scottish accent.

It is I, Bishop Mandible, high magister of the anti-secular conclave of clerics!

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 03:07 PM

Mother of shit. I just got to Lindblum in the third disc and I can't go any farther because my gay ass game freezes up when I try to go to the theatre district. >:

I guess I'll spend the rest of the day looking for a free download of Loom on the intarweb. :(

ArrowX Sep 24th, 2005 03:08 PM

I like Cheese.

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 03:09 PM

It is an old DOS game or something, right?

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
I like Cheese.

Before now I didn't really have a problem with you. But now I do.
GET OUT.

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I guess I'll spend the rest of the day looking for a free download of Loom on the intarweb. :(

Oh crap, it's made by LucasArts. No free Loom for me ;_;

nothing4buddha Sep 24th, 2005 03:22 PM

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PLEASE STOP POSTING

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 04:07 PM

Fuck you >:


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