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Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:39 PM

Get it? :lol



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Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 06:39 PM

Hello Pub Lover. :)

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:39 PM

Hello Seven Force. :rolleyes

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 06:44 PM

:/ Seven Force

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345
You are such a girl tina

Johnny Couth is more of a girl.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth


We are all caucasian, despite having grown up far, far away from caucasia.

We are all c*nts, despite having grown up far, far away from any vaginas.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:47 PM

Swears. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:47 PM

Swears! :lol

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 06:48 PM

Is that so?

Girl Drink Drunk Jun 4th, 2006 06:48 PM

Wow. all of a sudden this is the new "Post your picture here" thread.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniperwulf
Wow. all of a sudden this is the new "Post your picture here" thread.

Yeah, I'm all of a sudden. >:

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Has anyone actually seen Sam recently?

Yeah he called Tinatron the "female Scru" the other day

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Sleep well, Willie. Sleep well.

he is also still alive, GOD WAY TO READ THE FORUMS :rolleyes

Emily, I am going to be very polite here and tell you that what I was doing is generally called a 'callback'. A callback is a simple humour device that is poorly & over used by shitty sitcoms. This thread equates very closely to a shitty sitcom.


Bitch.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah he called Tinatron the "female Scru" the other day

Was that before or after N4B murdered him?

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Has anyone actually seen Sam recently?

Yeah he called Tinatron the "female Scru" the other day



WHO IS THIS SCRU?

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 06:55 PM

Holy shit i looked in the mirror today and i swear i had a lazy eye it was like looking in a different direction to the other so i poked it a little and then blinked a couple of times and it was ok.

Close one :(

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah he called Tinatron the "female Scru" the other day

Saad is a Muslim & Tina is a nonpracticing Hindu, that's a sitcom right there.

Saad & Tina! This summer on NBC.

Seven Force Jun 4th, 2006 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Sleep well, Willie. Sleep well.

he is also still alive, GOD WAY TO READ THE FORUMS :rolleyes

Emily, I am going to be very polite here and tell you that what I was doing is generally called a 'callback'. A callback is a simple humour device that is poorly & over used by shitty sitcoms. This thread equates very closely to a shitty sitcom.


Bitch.

She ain't no callerback girl.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
Holy shit... Blah Blah Pub doesn't read my posts... Close one :(

Do you actually watch Stargate? :nerdspeak

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinatron
WHO IS THIS SCRU?

One. Don't you be shouting at me, young lady!
Two. ScruU2wice is the second funniest person on the forums.

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah he called Tinatron the "female Scru" the other day

Saad is a Muslim & Tina is a nonpracticing Hindu, that's a sitcom right there.

Saad & Tina! This summer on NBC.

I'd buy that when it comes out on DVD.

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:01 PM



Yeah but not regulary.

One time an ordinary guy found a crystal that let him hear everything the stargate people did and he made stories and books and his kids and wife left him because he was so obsessed but then stargate found out and were like woah and then i think they picked him up and said hi i can't remember the ending.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
She ain't no callerback girl.

Yeah, I got it. Maybe you should have photoshopped her head on Gwen Stefani's body.

You know, just to hammer the point home.

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinatron
WHO IS THIS SCRU?

One. Don't you be shouting at me, young lady!
Two. ScruU2wice is the second funniest person on the forums.

I'm sorry for yelling.
But how am I the female version? I'm not funny.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:03 PM

PAGE BREAK

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:04 PM

YOU LOOK LIKE WHAT SCRU WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE HAD BOOBS AND LONG HAIR AND WAS GOOD AT COOKING

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinatron
I'm sorry for yelling.

Supafly345 was right.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinatron
But how am I the female version? I'm not funny.

Oh yeah, I forgot. He's got a similar shade of skin as you.

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:06 PM

O.O

Oh my.

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
YOU LOOK LIKE WHAT SCRU WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE HAD BOOBS AND LONG HAIR AND WAS GOOD AT COOKING

Scru is kinda ugleh then.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
What you should do is stop posting pics of yourself cause I ate 15 minutes ago and I don't want to taste my dinner coming back up.

I'd be three times as attractive if I had a lazy eye.

What a woman. What is with the weak blows, Johnny Couth? Must you hit out at everyone that doesn't think you're the Prettiest Princess at the party?

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinatron
Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
YOU LOOK LIKE WHAT SCRU WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE HAD BOOBS AND LONG HAIR AND WAS GOOD AT COOKING

Scru is kinda ugleh then.

I'm not sure who you're insulting more :(

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:13 PM

way to fuck up my brain late at night, Tina >:

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinatron
Scru is kinda ugleh then.

If his religion allowed orthodontics he'd be perfect.
:love Scru :love

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
way to fuck up my brain late at night, Tina >:

I'm not gonna say I'm sorry, because that would be girly.

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:16 PM

Well you'll have to find some other way to make it up to me :yum

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:18 PM

I mean as long as you don't look that much like Scru it's not weird right?

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:18 PM

Moobs, aren't you supposed to announce that you're a convicted sexual predator everytime you enter a thread?

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2006 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah he called Tinatron the "female Scru" the other day

Was that before or after N4B murdered him?

Someone should stop her before she dreams again :eek

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:21 PM

He seems harmless.

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Moobs, aren't you supposed to announce that you're a convicted sexual predator everytime you enter a thread?

But that would be classed as a warning and I prefer 'suprise sex'

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:23 PM

Hey guys! Tinatron is Womti! :x

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:23 PM

It's not rape. It's surprise sex.

That always wins the case when you're sent to court.
Remember that.

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:24 PM

I am no such thing.

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Hey guys! Tinatron is Womti! :x


I feel unclean :(

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Hey guys! Tinatron is Womti! :x


I feel unclean :(

I am NOT Womti!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:29 PM

Seven Force: Sooooooooo, I'll be round at 4 to rape you.
Pub Lover: AM or PM?
Seven Force: It's a surprise!
Pub Lover: Oh, I always love it when you rape me by surprise.
Seven Force: Wait... What?
Seven Force: You like it?
Pub Lover: Of course, why do you think I gave you a key after the first time?
Seven Force: Well, it's just that it isn't rape if you're willing to have it done to you...
Pub Lover: Does that mean you're gonna stop?
Seven Force: No. No, I'm gonna keep going, but I'll have to relabel my day planner.


THIS HAS BEEN A FARTIN MOWLER PRODUCTION

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:30 PM


Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:31 PM

add a picture.

Also keep posting you've nearly got 5555 :faint

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:33 PM

Don't quote my own rules back at me, buddy!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinatron
I am NOT Womti!

Let's pretend that you are Womti (which you are), then wouldn't you then claim not to be Womti?

I notice you do not ask what a Womti is.

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Don't quote my own rules back at me, buddy!

was that an order or another rule? :(

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:36 PM

I don't know what 'Womti' is.

I thought it was another user.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Someone should stop her before she dreams again :eek

:lol

Nice edit, GW. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
was that an order or another rule? :(

Can I really do either? :confused

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinatron
I don't know what 'Womti' is.

Too late, lady.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:40 PM

5551

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:40 PM

5552

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:41 PM

5553

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:41 PM

5554

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinatron
I don't know what 'Womti' is.

Too late, lady.


Errr? Sorry?

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:42 PM

Girls are so dumb :)

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
Womti's are so dumb :)


Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:42 PM

FIVE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE POSTS BY THE PUB LOVER!

Tinatron Jun 4th, 2006 07:43 PM

Hmmph.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:44 PM

Moobs sure knows how to sweet talk the ladies. :hat

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 07:46 PM

Treat your bitches with respect

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
Treat your bitches with respect

But always keep your pimp hand strong.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:58 PM

HEY JOHNNY COUTH! HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU MUST BE DOING GREAT TO COME INTO THIS THREAD!

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 07:59 PM

I HAVEN'T DONE THIS GREAT SINCE THE LAST TIME I CAME INTO THIS THREAD, THAT MUCH IS TRUE!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Moobs sure knows how to sweet talk the ladies. :hat

Irony.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
I HAVEN'T DONE THIS GREAT SINCE THE LAST TIME I CAME INTO THIS THREAD, THAT MUCH IS TRUE!

FANTASTIC! A COUPLE OF PAGES BACK I USED SOME OLD MAX BURBANK LINES TO TRY AND GRAB YOUR ATTENTION, YOU MUST HAVE MISSED THAT!

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2006 08:01 PM

>:

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:01 PM


Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
>:

Dang, Esuohlim.

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
I HAVEN'T DONE THIS GREAT SINCE THE LAST TIME I CAME INTO THIS THREAD, THAT MUCH IS TRUE!

FANTASTIC! A COUPLE OF PAGES BACK I USED SOME OLD MAX BURBANK LINES TO TRY AND GRAB YOUR ATTENTION, YOU MUST HAVE MISSED THAT!

SORRY SOMETIMES I MISS THINGS :/

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
>:

Yeah, Moobs wasted thread post 17000. :(

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
SOMETIMES I MISS THINGS :/

YEAH, LIKE YOUR SMALL PENIS! :terra

Seven Force Jun 4th, 2006 08:07 PM

:lol

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
SOMETIMES I MISS THINGS :/

YEAH, LIKE YOUR SMALL PENIS! :terra

YEAH, SOMETIMES I MISS MY SMALL PENIS!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
SORRY

OH LOOK ANOTHER ONE.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
SOMETIMES I MISS THINGS :/

YEAH, LIKE YOUR SMALL PENIS! :terra

:lol

OH LOOK ANOTHER ONE.

Moobs Jun 4th, 2006 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
>:

Yeah, Moobs wasted thread post 17000. :(

Sometimes I miss things

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
SORRY

OH LOOK ANOTHER ONE.

I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKEO NE OF MY PICTURES AND EDIT SO THAT IM SAYING SOMETHING THAT IS FUNNY!

Seven Force Jun 4th, 2006 08:09 PM

Goddamn these people suck.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
YEAH, SOMETIMES I MISS MY SMALL PENIS!

JUST ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES, PRINCESS.

ONE OF THESE DAYS WE MIGHT JUST LIKE YOU.

BUT NOT TODAY.

Seven Force Jun 4th, 2006 08:10 PM

Couth go back to whatever ******/sand ****** country you came from.

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
YEAH, SOMETIMES I MISS MY SMALL PENIS!

JUST ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES, PRINCESS.

ONE OF THESE DAYS WE MIGHT JUST LIKE YOU.

BUT NOT TODAY.

:/

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKEO NE OF MY PICTURES AND EDIT SO THAT IM SAYING SOMETHING THAT IS FUNNY!

Thank you, Johnny Couth. I was in the middle of that very task, but your comment has driven home just how unfunny that would be. Don't get me wrong, I have no worries about not being funny, but the level of unfunny that picture would have been would have been past my limt. Again, thank you.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:12 PM

Bitch.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Goddamn these people suck.

Irony.

Seven Force Jun 4th, 2006 08:16 PM

You're a bitch. :<

Johnny Couth Jun 4th, 2006 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKEO NE OF MY PICTURES AND EDIT SO THAT IM SAYING SOMETHING THAT IS FUNNY!

Thank you, Johnny Couth. I was in the middle of that very task, but your comment has driven home just how unfunny that would be. Don't get me wrong, I have no worries about not being funny, but the level of unfunny that picture would have been would have been past my limt. Again, thank you.

Hey, I was being serious.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

DK, you seem to have some dirt smudged on your top lip.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
You're a bitch. :<

And you're a little Miss McEditpants.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
Hey, I was being serious.

I know, child. I know.

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2006 08:20 PM

Hey Pub that Red Dwarf review sucks but I'm putting it up anyway because it gives me another day off :(

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:21 PM


Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Hey Pub that Red Dwarf review sucks

No one would believe how bad the two previous drafts were.

I got so sick of it, I just gave up. And hey, your standards are so low it doesn't really matter.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

Hey DK, is that shit on your lip from where your boyfriend Lee's fake beard rubbed off?

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2006 08:28 PM

Get it?


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