Yeah, sure. This forum takes all of my attention.

:pagebrak

MM ALERT :EEK

LOLCATS are underrated.

omg ihope ur kiddin dudde

By who?

NO WAY, YOU LURVE THE LOLCATS, DUDE, OTHERWISE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FILL THIS DAMN THREAD WITH SO MANY OF THE BLASTED THINGS? >:

OH NOES U TOOK MA INTERWEB WURDS SERUSLEE?

I HATE THE INTERNET TB H

AND I HATE METALMILLITITA THAT DUDE IS SUCH AN UNFUNNY FAGGOT

Stop that now, both of you. >:

TRU DAT. :x

>:

The fact that I have dissapointed you hurts me worse than your anger ever could have...

Pub Lover, i think you should have MOD POWERS for this thread so you can BAN people from posting in it >:

rofl :rolleyes

im being srs :(

THIS THREAD ISN'T THE TOILET, PUB :(

I disagree. This guy strikes me as a moderHATER! I would be banned by now...

And the fact that I know deep down I deserve it would make it sting all the more

alright guys i gotta go to wokr ill ttyl :x

As if dealing with us isn't work enough.

Can you teach me how to be funny like you Liquid?
I think I have the basics down; type like a 5 year old, type about having sex with 5 year olds, do random Google image searches, update everyone on your fascinating life ("NEED CIGGARRET", "GOING OUT", "GOING BED") and use the :X emoticon but I feel with your help I could really step up my game.

i can ignore y'all, but i can't ingore my boss :x

don't post cat pictures is like numero uno

and i'm not funny, dude, but i don't try to be funny. that's like the MAIN thing you're missing, you just try and try but it doesn' twork :(

DOESN'T WORK AT AAAAAAALLLL

P.S. I DONT TALK ABOUT FUCKING 5 YEAR OLDS, PUB LOVER TALKS ABOTU ME FUCKING 5 YEAR OLDS

Hahahaha! You guys are the best comedy duo since ever!

WOBZIRE

uh, LIQUIDSTATIK. Yes?

METALMILLITIA ARE YOU WRITING A REALLY LONG POST GOING INTO DETAIL OF WHY LOLCATS IS APPORPRIATE FOR EVERY THREAD?

NOTHING WOBZIRE

DUDES I GET 2 DAYS OFF WORK AFTER TONIGHT 8]

Ok thanks for that brief tutorial, from now on I shall try harder to be liquidstaticfunny (aka not funny).

BRB CIG

Are you? you could easily condense it to say "FUNI"!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS GET RID OF THAT LAME AVATAR AND CIG ADN YOU'LL BE GOOD TO GO 8]

i meant sig :x

BTW I BET I COULD BEAT YOU UP IRL

NO

But you can picture it in your minds eye though I bet! You'll just lose it when you do!

I would ban less people than Esuohlim, and he's a chickenshit coward that never bans people. :eek

I spend my time trying to get old sucky people to come back. :(

ZBF & 7F & ArrowX and stuff. :(

c:lol

nig*ers I FIGHT U

7F doesn't suck >:

MM how was ur cig? :eek

Is metalmilitia a band?

it made my lungs bl*ck lik a ni**ER

more like a ban i wish

:x

MM you're not doin it right still i mean you can't just jump into soemthing you're not used to it's cool to go at your own pace this isnt' acompetition

With things like the last page, your balls must be huge to make such an untenable lie.

they're alright

So would you recommend I download some of their stuff on limewire then?

:eek

we all came out to montreux
on the lake geneva shoreline
to make records with a mobile
we didnt have much time
frank zappa and the mothers
were at the best place around



but some stupid with a flare gun
burned the place to the ground
smoke on the water, fire in the sky



they burned down the gambling house
it died with an awful sound
funky claude was running in and out
pulling kids out the ground
when it all was over
we had to find another place
but swiss time was running out
it seemed that we would lose the race
smoke on the water, fire in the sky



we ended up at the grand hotel
it was empty cold and bare
but with the rolling truck stones thing just outside
making our music there
with a few red lights and a few old beds
we make a place to sweat
no matter what we get out of this
i know well never forget
smoke on the water, fire in the sky

i have sex with three of thoise picturs guess whcih

:x

:lol :eek

i ahve to go to work now bye!

MM, you're emulating Hickman not LiquidStatik. :eek

The boat, the school table, and the ice sculpture. You have an inanimate object fetish.

I wouldn't know - I blocked him ages ago :eek :x

Pub Lover always be hatin'. And always be quotin'.

Ignore me too! :D

Please. :(

Did someone invent a meaning for hate they didn't tell me about?

As for the quoting; YOU CAN SHUT YOUR FACE ALREADY, IT'S AN EASE OF COMPREHENSION ISSUE, FAGGOTBRAIN.

*huggles*

MM I bought Company of Heroes because you recommended it

Ive been playing the shit out of it and fu*kin luv it.

thnx bruh

;)
CURSE YOU, INTERNET PEOPLE! CURSE YOUR UNCEASING FAGGOTRY! CURSE YOUR NOT AGREEING WITH MY OPINION!

Yeah it's an awesome game. I basically ruined my second year of uni because I was so addicted to playing co-op skirmishes with my then housemate.
:(

I have neglected all my friends for the last 3 days because my buddy and I picked it up. Kinda turned into a shut in for the weekend :(

My fav team is the Brits so far.

The Brits are great once you get dug in but I've lost so many times just because I wasn't able to get my defences up quickly enough, the troops are really expensive too so you have to be a bit careful how you use them.

I like playing as the Germans from the original game best as within about 2 minutes you can have the whole map covered with MG42s killzones and Stug tanks. They have the best artillery too with V2 rockets, fire-storms and such.

With the Brits it seems like you have to pay a little bit more attention to your squads, but they are so versatile. Plus if you are playing annihilation you can just camp so easily after about the first 3rd of the game. A well placed 17 Pounder really hurts the Germans' feelings I've come to find.

The Germans have ridiculous tanks at end game though :(

And fuck the motorbikes that annoy the piss out of you the whole game.

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

:pagebrak

There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy

I've had my lungs checked out with X rays

I've smelled the hospital hallways

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline

Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

Times when the day is like a play by Sartre

When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order

I gave the doctor my description

I've tried to stick to my prescription

Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback

I could change the test results that I will get back

I've watched the summer evenings pass by

I've heard the rattle in my bronchi...

:hypno

Afternoons will be measured out

Measured out, measured with

Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot

Really? If you're not being serious, then don't do it.

Also, Hello El Pila.

Sorry pubs, i felt that i ruined your serious post stuff :(

Haha @ Pub's serious thread stuff.

You're forgiven, Sir.

Now, how are you doing?

are you as sad of a guy as you let on elpila :(

:boob :boob

Not much it's sunday so i been sleeping all day long

SPARK UP AND JOIN THE PARTY!