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Tadao May 12th, 2009 03:36 PM

:pagebrak

So last night I was out with my buddies Sensei and he has welcomed me to train in Silat. I might take him up on it once I have insurance.

Pub Lover May 12th, 2009 03:43 PM

:page/brak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 628198)
Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?

I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid >:

I prefer Carey, but I dislike his new foppish haircut. >:

Tadao May 12th, 2009 03:50 PM

Bob was a less obvious dick. Just watch the guy, he is totally laughing at everyne and fucking hot bitches. Drew will never be that pimp. He tries too hard.

Pub Lover May 12th, 2009 03:55 PM

I hate fat people marginally less than old people.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 628258)
So last night I was out with my buddies Sensei and he has welcomed me to train in Silat. I might take him up on it once I have insurance.

Does American insurance count in Tijuana? Can you even get insurance coverage for professional whorebagging?

Pub Lover May 12th, 2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 628266)
I hate fat people marginally less than old people.

I do like dicks though. >:

Kitsa May 12th, 2009 04:18 PM

Medicare doesn't do shit for you in Canada or Mexico; the same is true of much US insurance.

I mention this because I took a notch out of my shinbone once in Niagara Falls and I had to wait till I got home for treatment.

Tadao May 12th, 2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 628266)
I hate fat people marginally less than old people.


Does American insurance count in Tijuana? Can you even get insurance coverage for professional whorebagging?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! But yeah, I guess part of training would be "How to disarm a TJ whore with a knife".

Pub Lover May 12th, 2009 04:19 PM

Uh Oh! H1N1 has spread to Finland! :eek

RannyK, your Tyttobakteari might count as a preexisting condition that leaves you vulnarable to this mildly deadly illness! :eek

Also, your Diabetes. If that sort of thing was real. :eek

Tadao May 12th, 2009 04:48 PM

Mr. Woogums looks like Hitlers dream cat.

MetalMilitia May 12th, 2009 04:54 PM

Hitler had a dog called Blondie. Not sure if it was named after the popular late 70s singer-songwriter or what. :/

Tadao May 12th, 2009 05:02 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost May 12th, 2009 05:17 PM

Whenever there's a Page Brak at the top and I scroll down too quickly it looks like Brak has a 4 foot mouth.

Tadao May 12th, 2009 05:41 PM

Well a couple shots of whiskey women `round here start looking good,
I said a couple shots of whiskey women `round here start looking good,
A couple more shots of whiskey, I'm going down to Minglewood.

Womti May 12th, 2009 08:10 PM

it's the end of your mom as we know it

Tadao May 13th, 2009 03:21 PM

I stepped onto the scale today and I had to look past my belly to see what I weighed.

Kitsa May 13th, 2009 04:34 PM

Our local ER has a chair-scale. You sit in it, the weight pops up on a screen behind your head and everyone in the room can see it but you. Bastards.

Zomboid May 13th, 2009 04:44 PM

TADAO, YOU MUST HAVE DIABETES!

Tadao May 13th, 2009 04:48 PM

Hehehehe, I actually never weigh my self. I know already I need to drop 20 pounds to start with.

MetalMilitia May 13th, 2009 04:51 PM

I'm the picture of health.

Tadao May 13th, 2009 05:11 PM

I've been pulling white hairs. I have way more than I thought I had.

Aaarg May 13th, 2009 05:12 PM

i fainted last night, which is the only time that's ever happened. it was awful. and because i was high, it was that much worse.

Tadao May 13th, 2009 05:13 PM

TUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

vision

Aaarg May 13th, 2009 05:52 PM

horrible

Pub Lover May 13th, 2009 08:20 PM

captain516 needs to direct me to the Sexy Monkey Zoo that he frequents. :(

Pub Lover May 13th, 2009 08:41 PM

Haha, videos in sigs. >:

captain516 May 13th, 2009 08:45 PM

Sorry pub, if you're looking for a place to score some monkey, I'd suggest asking someone more experienced in the subject. Like Durrrrsomething.

captain516 May 13th, 2009 08:48 PM

fuck

Aaarg May 13th, 2009 09:23 PM

sweet. i love the magnetic fields.

Pub Lover May 13th, 2009 11:16 PM

Haha, thanks for not banning me, Boogie. >:

Pub Lover May 13th, 2009 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 628448)
fuck

I liked the one where you called my Mom a monkey.

A full five minutes of feeling icky at imagining Doopa being my Mom.

Pub Lover May 13th, 2009 11:22 PM

BECAUSE I WOULD STILL TOTALLY FUCK HER

Esuohlim May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM

I thought about fucking a girl today

Esuohlim May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM

Then later I thought about thinking about it :tear

Pub Lover May 14th, 2009 12:04 AM

And when was it that you acted on those thoughts, Sir?

b_squared May 14th, 2009 12:04 AM

Next time don't think...just DO!

captain516 May 14th, 2009 12:51 AM

Quote:

I liked the one where you called my Mom a monkey.
Well good. Does this mean I can now call your mom a monkey any time I want?

Zhukov May 14th, 2009 11:34 AM

"Mom"?

Pub Lover May 14th, 2009 01:33 PM

Is it the vowel that you have a problem with, Abel?

Esuohlim May 14th, 2009 03:29 PM

MOM'S THE WORD ;)

Pub Lover May 14th, 2009 03:48 PM

The Trashmen beg to differ.

Womti May 14th, 2009 04:03 PM

:orgasm

Kitsa May 14th, 2009 07:20 PM

I have a lot of problems with going to the beauty salon but I just realized my biggest one is being stuck making small talk for half an hour :(

Zhukov May 14th, 2009 11:56 PM

Yeah, the vowel. I just didn't realise you were an actual Texan is all.

Womti May 15th, 2009 12:25 AM


Misdemonar May 15th, 2009 01:05 AM

TADAO IM GLAD YOU NOTICED MY INPUT ON THIS SITE AND THE FAGS THAT ARE HERE AND WHY I SURF IT I SURF IT FOR THE FAGS DUDE FAGS ARE RAD

Tadao May 15th, 2009 01:13 AM

YEAH BUDDY! :HIGHFIVE

Womti May 15th, 2009 01:13 AM


Misdemonar May 15th, 2009 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 628664)
YEAH BUDDY! :HIGHFIVE

TOATTLY COOL AS ICE MAN THUMBS UP

Tadao May 15th, 2009 01:24 AM

HELLS YEAH BRAH, THAT'S HOW I ROLL, DRINKIN' KOOL-AID AND BUMPIN' NELLY


Tadao May 15th, 2009 01:26 AM

HEY MUST BE THE MONEY

Tadao May 15th, 2009 01:28 AM


Womti May 15th, 2009 01:45 AM

:pagebrak

Misdemonar May 15th, 2009 01:50 AM

RIP TUPAK AND NORTIOUS BIGGIES TRUE GS THUG LIFE

Womti May 15th, 2009 01:59 AM

SO ZOLTAR WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF BRAK WAS HERE ON THESE BOARDS

Misdemonar May 15th, 2009 02:02 AM

DESTROY SPACE GHOST

Tadao May 15th, 2009 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 628672)
RIP TUPAK AND NORTIOUS BIGGIES TRUE GS THUG LIFE

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT


Tadao May 15th, 2009 02:45 AM

I don't think too many people actually understand that his mom was more G than he could ever be.


Tadao May 15th, 2009 02:53 AM


WhiteRat May 15th, 2009 09:49 PM

I just sold my shitty Camry for 500 bucks and a snub nose .357 magnum. I'm now the proud owner of a huge fancy revolver.

Fathom Zero May 15th, 2009 10:21 PM

Some things in life are worth it.

HAY SAM

Sam May 15th, 2009 10:22 PM

HAY FATHOM ZERO

Kitsa May 16th, 2009 07:19 PM

One thing I noticed is that drunkenness makes people think in caps.

Colonel Flagg May 16th, 2009 09:16 PM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, KITSA???

:toomuchwoodfordfreserve

Dixie May 16th, 2009 10:10 PM

I LIKE CAPS
ALOT
AND I'M NOT DRUNK


RAPE

Aaarg May 16th, 2009 10:15 PM

i think tonight i'm going to [start to] watch the seven samurai because it's here and i'm here and nobody else is here.

Tadao May 16th, 2009 10:18 PM

Watch the commentaries afterwards. It has great insight on how Akira Kuwasawa thinks. He is a spectacular director and every single thing in the film is setup in subliminal ways.

Kitsa May 16th, 2009 10:43 PM

Another thing I came to realize today is how much I hate people. I don't like how everyone has something to prove. I hate that the best thing anyone can think of using the internet for is being an anonymous dick.

Boy, I'm sure in the wrong place, huh?

Aaarg May 16th, 2009 10:47 PM

YEAH WE'RE NOT ANONYMOUS HERE

i know these two have a bunch of kurosawa films but this is the only one in the box i was looking through. and we watched a fistful of dollars the other night so i wanted to watch yojimbo but i don't know where it is.

Kitsa May 16th, 2009 10:51 PM

I'm also starting to think that facebook might have been a mistake.

Some people, you don't talk to them anymore for a reason :(

Kitsa May 16th, 2009 11:16 PM

This is one of those moods where I'd better just shut my trap and not go on at length regarding my feelings about community theatre, well-off women who run tchatchke stores as hobbies, various neighborhood personalities and forced sardonic behavior.

Aaarg May 16th, 2009 11:17 PM

yeah dude bottle that shit up and one day you'll just explode and it'll be hilarious.

Kitsa May 16th, 2009 11:19 PM

our neighbors across the street set their garage on fire. It was raining and they wanted to grill, so they pulled the charcoal grill in the garage and half-closed the door before dumping in the briquettes and lighter fluid.

Aaarg May 16th, 2009 11:21 PM

smarts!

at first i read that as "our neighbors set their garbage on fire" and i was wondering what's unusual about that.

Kitsa May 16th, 2009 11:23 PM

it's one and the same in their case, wocka wocka wocka.

I've also about had it with women who are trying to be 1990s Janeane Garofalo when even Janeane Garofalo isn't 1990s Janeane Garofalo anymore.

Tadao May 16th, 2009 11:39 PM

I HAVE A NAME! I AM NOT ANON!

Kitsa May 16th, 2009 11:43 PM

There are dicks with names and anonymous dicks. I don't care who knows it's me and I don't think you do either. Or you might. I don't know.

Were it not for a few keepers on my facebook account that I can't keep in touch with any other way, I'd be tempted to scrap it altogether.

Tadao May 16th, 2009 11:53 PM

I won't join facebook because I heard that's how old friends find you. OH MAN THAT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA>.

Tadao May 16th, 2009 11:55 PM

Oh AAAAAAAAAAARG Dirty Dozen was made based on Seven Samurai. In fact I think most if not all spaghetti westerns buy Robert Aldrich are based off of Akiras movies.

Kitsa May 16th, 2009 11:58 PM

Yeah.

I'm thinking that maybe I should just take some tylenol and go to bed. I may or may not have a piece of cake I made earlier- that's still up in the air. It's reduced sugar, but it will fulfill my need for depressed-fatperson food.

Tadao May 16th, 2009 11:59 PM

Shit a quick IMDB shows that I mean Sergio Leone made the spaghetti westerns and it wasn't dirty dozen it was something else I can't remember the name of :eeeeeeek nevermind.

Tadao May 17th, 2009 12:00 AM

I'm more of a pie person.

LET THEM EAT CAKE!

Kitsa May 17th, 2009 12:02 AM

qu'ils mangent de la brioche

meaning, if there's no bread, make the bakeries sell them fancy pastries at the same price like the law says.

pie is good, although we're probably not talking about the same pie NOMESAYIN

Kitsa May 17th, 2009 12:04 AM

ok, off to bed.

Tadao May 17th, 2009 12:04 AM

The Magnificent Seven

:lol Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

;)

Fathom Zero May 17th, 2009 03:39 AM

Sam, check your messages.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 17th, 2009 10:19 AM

I went to see Caroline Rhea last night and it was awesome. There was some drunk old guy there that kept yelling to for her to take off her top and that she was hot.....he stole the words right out of my mouth.

Kitsa May 17th, 2009 12:25 PM

I made the mistake of putting a Kwan Yin statue in my garden. I've lost count of the beergutted locals who've moseyed over to ask, "That some Buddha thing or somethin'?"

Everyone seems really eager for me to fulfill my potential as Local Flake Artist, which (in their minds) is consistent with Buddhism and anything Asian that doesn't come in a takeout box.

Colonel Flagg May 17th, 2009 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 628831)
our neighbors across the street set their garage on fire. It was raining and they wanted to grill, so they pulled the charcoal grill in the garage and half-closed the door before dumping in the briquettes and lighter fluid.

Did anyone die? If so, you could submit it to the Darwin Awards for 2009!

Some people should not be allowed to procreate for fear of passing on the "stupid" gene.

Kitsa May 17th, 2009 02:18 PM

I don't know; I try and keep a low profile with them, they're the same ones who come at night and go through our garbage, so socially it's a tad awkward.

Tadao May 17th, 2009 11:27 PM


Kitsa May 18th, 2009 06:14 AM

You know what sucks about this world?

Well, among other things.

It sucks that you can't have a dog in an outdoor kennel in the backyard without a slew of local kids teasing it, trying to feed it grass and poking fingers through the bars. It sucks that, if you actually let the poor dog defend itself, someone would sue you for everything you had.

:(

Aaarg May 18th, 2009 08:44 AM

dude, it sounds like you need to move out of the suburbs. or at least ohio suburbs.

Dimnos May 18th, 2009 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 628862)
"That some Buddha thing or somethin'?"




:lol

Dimnos May 18th, 2009 10:38 AM

Removed double post.

Tadao May 18th, 2009 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 628914)
dude, it sounds like you need to move out of the suburbs. or at least ohio suburbs.

We have suggested this before.

Kitsa May 18th, 2009 04:37 PM

The tragic thing is, it's a really nice area. This is contained to a set of 6 duplexes, 3 on each side of the street.

We had an opportunity for a house on the nicer end of the street, at an incredible price, but by the time we found out the price had been reduced, there were 6 people in line to buy, cash in hand :(

Dimnos May 18th, 2009 05:11 PM

Fact is no matter where you move at least one of your neighbors will be a moron you dont want to live next to. Its like an extension of Murphys law or something. You should look on the bright side... While your neighbor is an idiot that set his house on fire, he didnt set YOUR house on fire.

Dr. Boogie May 18th, 2009 05:21 PM

Yet.

Keep a fire extinguisher handy.

Tadao May 18th, 2009 06:39 PM

Buy a farm.

kahljorn May 18th, 2009 07:13 PM

yea everytime the 100,000 douchebags in this city do something that annoys me I just think of THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

"There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone."
"I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people. "


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