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Sam Apr 2nd, 2010 08:35 PM

I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT IT.

I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT ELX'S LIFE BEING LIKE THAT PARAMORE VIDEO.

Kitsa Apr 2nd, 2010 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 679326)
why do so many girls believe that by behaving like uppity bitches they're somehow making themselves into queen bees?

http://www.amazon.com/Queen-Bees-Wan.../dp/1400047927


Babs Apr 2nd, 2010 10:47 PM

Sounds like my girlfriends friends. A bunch of fat ugly sluts who's form of compensation is acting like a bunch of assholes you'd see on "The Hills". God damn Kardashian's and guido's infecting the ill minds of uneducated Americans.

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2010 12:36 AM

:lol

Today, I said to this one douchebag "Remember: You are my number one guy."

Zhukov Apr 3rd, 2010 03:20 AM

At school in my village all the girls of a certain age have to collect weeds from the fields, so there's not much time left over for forming cliques.

The boys form roving packs on the look out for poisonous toads, and you get a penny for each one that you kill.

Nick Apr 3rd, 2010 03:40 AM

Are you in the 19th century?

MarioRPG Apr 3rd, 2010 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 679399)
I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT IT.

I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT ELX'S LIFE BEING LIKE THAT PARAMORE VIDEO.

Dammit Sam, don't keep us hanging!:lol

The Leader Apr 3rd, 2010 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 679432)
Are you in the 19th century?

:lol

Zhukov Apr 3rd, 2010 12:43 PM

Fuck you both >: it is a great pride to join in achieving and SURPASSING quotas in agriculture.

Tadao Apr 3rd, 2010 02:02 PM

You could probably buy a handfull of candy after risking your young life killing poisonous creatures.

Sam Apr 3rd, 2010 02:04 PM

Zhukov lives on the island from The Wicker Man

elx Apr 3rd, 2010 03:34 PM

poor little toads that's awful :(

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2010 05:28 PM

They kill children and mothers and small goats

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2010 05:30 PM

Australian poison toads hop on the faces of young babies, elx. After killing the infant they lay their eggs in the child's oesophagus. :(

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2010 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 679477)
They kill children and mothers and small goats

Damn my slow typing. ;)

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2010 05:34 PM

The mothers are unaware that their child has died for some time as the gestating toad larvae mimic a semblance of life until the adult toads burst from the tattered remains in a way that heavily inspired Ridley Scott.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 3rd, 2010 05:44 PM

Those poor kids.

Sam Apr 3rd, 2010 05:54 PM

THE BEES

Babs Apr 3rd, 2010 05:54 PM

Did you know cane toads were used as pregnancy tests?

Fathom Zero Apr 3rd, 2010 06:51 PM

NO NOT THE BEES

Otto Apr 3rd, 2010 08:10 PM

THEY'RE IN MY EEEYYEEESSSS!!!!

Emu Apr 3rd, 2010 10:36 PM

Hi guys.

Grislygus Apr 3rd, 2010 10:50 PM

HERRO

stevetothepast Apr 3rd, 2010 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 679484)
THE BEES


hey sam

Babs Apr 3rd, 2010 11:01 PM

HI

Emu Apr 3rd, 2010 11:06 PM

sgoin on

Pub Lover Apr 3rd, 2010 11:29 PM

Welcome back, Emu. I missed you. Please let me suck your cock. :yum

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2010 12:08 AM

Emu

I thought you were dead and out of my life forever :(

Did you bring ScruU2wice back with you? We can party down yo

Terra Apr 4th, 2010 12:23 AM

EMU!!!!!!

Babs Apr 4th, 2010 06:44 AM

So tonight, I've been accused of the most far fetched bullshit EVER in my entire life. :explode

Zhukov Apr 4th, 2010 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 679459)
You could probably buy a handfull of candy after risking your young life killing poisonous creatures.

Well, close. Slivers of potato soaked in sugar water, then sun dried. A days hunt can net you maybe a small bag full.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx
poor little toads that's awful

They're big and mean and kill all the wildlife.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 4th, 2010 09:56 AM

Toads already have it bad what with level 3 and those damn speeder bikes.

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2010 07:01 PM

someone just got FUCKED on the west coast, everything was shaking pretty heavily forabout a minute

My friend just called me to say that the news said it happened in somewhere Mexico, and that THE QUAKE WAS FELT AS FAAAAAAAR AS SAN DIEGO


BITCH, I'm in the LA area!

Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2010 07:47 PM


Emu Apr 4th, 2010 07:53 PM

one of them is coming from her forehead :hypno

Fathom Zero Apr 4th, 2010 08:30 PM



:love So pretty.

Grislygus Apr 4th, 2010 11:22 PM

Fucking Hell >:


MINOR TREMOR MINOR TREMOR

MINOR TREMOR





OKAY HERE, HAVE ANOTHER MINOR TREMOR

Sam Apr 4th, 2010 11:28 PM

hahaha SUCK QUAKE SOCAL BITCHES

Fathom Zero Apr 4th, 2010 11:40 PM

I read that as a "quake social".

Sam Apr 4th, 2010 11:42 PM

SUCK QUAKE SOCIAL BITCHES

kahljorn Apr 5th, 2010 12:02 AM

CALIFORNIA IS ABOUT TO SePARATE TWENTYTWeLve

Sam Apr 5th, 2010 12:06 AM

PREPARE TO HAVE OCEAN ON ALL SIDES SOCAL

kahljorn Apr 5th, 2010 12:12 AM

FUCK YOU ILLWISHER

Sam Apr 5th, 2010 12:24 AM

TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND WITH ONLY MESSICANS AND TADAO

Fathom Zero Apr 5th, 2010 12:31 AM

11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: I GOTTA REMODEL
11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: THE ROOM
11:31 PM - Pink Gabriel: YEAH
11:31 PM - Pink Gabriel: FOR GAY SEX
11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: WITH YOU
11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: TINY BOY

Sam Apr 5th, 2010 01:09 AM

BEFORE THE EARTHQUAKES LOOSENS MY STATE FROM THE UNION

Esuohlim Apr 5th, 2010 02:03 AM



:lol

Wiffles Apr 5th, 2010 01:07 PM

dont worry LA and socal are pretty immune from quakes since the tallest buildings are around 2 storeys tall, no wonder you drive for ever to get to grammas across the freeway. San Fran is a worry tho ~_~

Emu Apr 5th, 2010 01:45 PM

I think I still owe Schimid an N64. Where he is.

Fathom Zero Apr 5th, 2010 01:50 PM

Didn't someone need a playstation.

OH! BTC.

Fathom Zero Apr 5th, 2010 02:33 PM

A-WITH-UH TEETH-UH

Sam Apr 5th, 2010 05:12 PM

EMU OWES ME A BOF3 >:

Dixie Apr 5th, 2010 05:46 PM

i didn't have any guest spots open in california, we had too many people on our lists there anyhow. and yes i did put willie on the list and saw no willie :(
maybe next time.
:D
was in chicago last night, chicago was awesome. spent all night hanging out at some bar called the exit which was killer!

Colonel Flagg Apr 5th, 2010 09:31 PM

'sup Dixie.

Guitar Woman Apr 5th, 2010 10:47 PM

I think I might have blacked out on sleep aids yesterday.

Whoops.

Dixie Apr 5th, 2010 11:07 PM

i knew you had aids.

Guitar Woman Apr 5th, 2010 11:10 PM

took it up the butt in one too many truckstops I guess

Emu Apr 5th, 2010 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 679720)
EMU OWES ME A BOF3 >:

We might still have one :o

Sam Apr 5th, 2010 11:57 PM

I NEED A BOF4 NOW :(

Guitar Woman Apr 6th, 2010 12:44 AM

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/lbg/1678044565.html

Quality employment opportunities

Esuohlim Apr 6th, 2010 01:00 AM

Hey who wants to hear Jamesman talk about Tony Hawk's Pro Skater as he plays it?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9u...t-1_videogames

Sam Apr 6th, 2010 01:00 AM

HE HAS TRULY MOVED ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS

Esuohlim Apr 6th, 2010 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 545154)
Pick up a commemorative Jamesman avatar while supplies last



Haha he looks like fat superman

Sam Apr 6th, 2010 01:17 AM

I remember his room looked like a girl's room.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 6th, 2010 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 679751)
I NEED A BOF4 NOW :(

:( YOU NEED A BREATH OF FIRE V TOO.

Tadao Apr 6th, 2010 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 679606)
TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND WITH ONLY MESSICANS AND TADAO

MY PLAN OF RAPING EVERYONE ON AN ISLAND IS COMING TO FRUITION

Dixie Apr 6th, 2010 12:31 PM

so glowbelly and me are gonna try to meet up for lunch or something when i get to cleveland. at least glowbelly loves me.
by the way i hope most of you are doing really well, i hope the rest of you die choking on asian ladyboy penis.

Tadao Apr 6th, 2010 12:35 PM

grab her tit for me please

Terra Apr 6th, 2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 679795)
so glowbelly and me are gonna try to meet up for lunch or something when i get to cleveland. at least glowbelly loves me.
by the way i hope most of you are doing really well, i hope the rest of you die choking on asian ladyboy penis.

Oh! Tell her hello for me. I miss her!!

And FTR I almost died choking on asian ladyboy penis. :(

Guitar Woman Apr 6th, 2010 04:49 PM

this is my new favorite achewood strip

Guitar Woman Apr 6th, 2010 04:51 PM

Terra your offspring is a cutie patootie!

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 6th, 2010 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 679795)
so glowbelly and me are gonna try to meet up for lunch or something when i get to cleveland. at least glowbelly loves me.
by the way i hope most of you are doing really well, i hope the rest of you die choking on asian ladyboy penis.

That's not a bad way to go. I'd rather it be a natural blond though.

Tadao Apr 6th, 2010 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 679810)
Terra your offspring is a cutie patootie!

is she 15 yet?

Terra Apr 6th, 2010 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 679810)
Terra your offspring is a cutie patootie!


Thank you, GW. She's a good girl. :)

Babs Apr 6th, 2010 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 679795)
so glowbelly and me are gonna try to meet up for lunch or something when i get to cleveland. at least glowbelly loves me.
by the way i hope most of you are doing really well, i hope the rest of you die choking on asian ladyboy penis.

I think I'm going to that show by the way.

9 toe tour right?

Sam Apr 7th, 2010 02:02 AM

TERRA WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GO OUT ON OUR PEE DATE?

Kitsa Apr 7th, 2010 08:41 AM

So zhukov sent me this box of awesome in return for the case of payday bars I'm about to send him and I was looking for stuff from here to include. And I can't seem to find anything that wouldn't make him shake his head sadly at our society.

As a bonus, I stopped by a little souvenir stand in WV and the next day they had the biggest mining disaster in 25 years there. :/

MarioRPG Apr 7th, 2010 10:55 AM

Damn Kitsa, it's clearly your fault. :p

Kitsa Apr 7th, 2010 11:01 AM

I know :(

Otto Apr 7th, 2010 11:05 AM

Mining is a shitty job, half of my ancestors died of black lung (the other half probably died of syphilis).

Going upstate today to purchase a beer homebrewing kit!

Zhukov Apr 7th, 2010 01:16 PM

Apart form the threat of horrendous death and extremely hard physical labour, I think mining would be fun.

The Leader Apr 7th, 2010 01:29 PM

My dad might be getting a job with a mining company. It's a job for suits but it'd entail him going down into the mines so he could still be cool and get black lung.

Zhukov Apr 7th, 2010 01:46 PM

Tell him to make sure it's for coal mines. Other shit mines like gold or tin or something just wont cut it for debilitating illness.

Otto Apr 7th, 2010 02:00 PM

If only things were still the way they where when my family was still working in the mines, like coal companies hiring goons with machine guns and crop-duster bombers to crush unions.

Tadao Apr 7th, 2010 02:32 PM

Zhukov, how come JOAT isn't as dangerous as you? :(

Kitsa Apr 7th, 2010 03:51 PM

I've heard about some pretty dangerous silver mines in...Bolivia or something. They employ kids who pick up dynamite and cocaine on the way to work and smoke like 8 packs a day for nerves or something ridiculous like that.

Tadao Apr 7th, 2010 04:10 PM

If the weather is nice, I'll do coke and smoke cigs while gathering nitrous sweating dynamite.

elx Apr 7th, 2010 05:08 PM

if elected class president i will ensure that you don't have to pay so devil-darn much for cellphones every month

Fathom Zero Apr 7th, 2010 05:50 PM

Here Tadao:



Merry Christmas.

Fathom Zero Apr 7th, 2010 08:40 PM

http://sites.google.com/site/ericdav...game-left4dead

Wait, so OJB is behind the L4D demake? I DID NOT KNOW THAT. :O

Colonel Flagg Apr 7th, 2010 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 679905)
if elected class president i will ensure that you don't have to pay so devil-darn much for cellphones every month

I'll bet that to do this, you'll raise my taxes. >:

Sam Apr 7th, 2010 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 679911)
Here Tadao:



Merry Christmas.

THIS IS THE WORST PORN CLIP I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. >:

WHERE'S ALL THE BEAVER AND THE RIMMING AT? >:

Sam Apr 7th, 2010 11:16 PM

IF I'M ELECTED CLASS PRESIDENT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE IS PLENTY OF REAL HOT BEAVER FOR EVERYONE.

Fathom Zero Apr 7th, 2010 11:50 PM


Zhukov Apr 8th, 2010 05:50 AM

I was elected school leader in 1996 on promises to crack down on political dissidents.

Wiffles Apr 8th, 2010 07:08 AM


Otto Apr 8th, 2010 10:54 AM

I picked up my homebrewing kit yesterday and have decided that my first project will be to brew up a batch of spiced mead. I also picked up some flip-top bottles and am working on a label. I think I'm going to call this batch "Posey's Vile Swill."

Dimnos Apr 8th, 2010 11:23 AM

I always just washed out old milk cartons and filled them up with my home brew. Labels are for suckers and people willing to part with their liquid baby. :tear

Otto Apr 8th, 2010 11:27 AM

Normally I'd do that, but I loooovveee designing packages and labels.

Dimnos Apr 8th, 2010 12:01 PM

Oh well if you just enjoy making labels then...


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