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Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2004 02:13 PM

HELLO WINO

Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2004 02:14 PM

OR SHOULD I SAY MAD MAX

Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2004 02:15 PM

SERIOUSLY YOU ACT JUST LIKE MAD MAX

Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2004 02:16 PM

I THINK HE IS MAD MAX

Emu Dec 11th, 2004 02:55 PM

FATHER SPAZ SUCKS

Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2004 03:04 PM

SO DOES EMU

MetalMilitia Dec 11th, 2004 05:38 PM

shut up

Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2004 07:44 PM

IF YOU HAD READ THE FIRST PAGE IN THIS THREAD THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IT STARTED OUT LIKE THIS. STUPID.

Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2004 08:13 PM

HELLO METALMILITIA

Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2004 08:14 PM

OR SHOULD I SAY FARTIN

MetalMilitia Dec 11th, 2004 09:05 PM

:o :o :o

You have found me out!! whatever will i do :( :(

ScruU2wice Dec 12th, 2004 12:11 AM

we're going to be in the middle of a 274 page sandwich

liquidstatik Dec 12th, 2004 10:37 AM

yeah and i dont like it! >:

Eternal_Champion Dec 12th, 2004 01:10 PM

yeah well, what can y'do...

Big McLargehuge Dec 12th, 2004 01:54 PM

HEY LIQUIDSTATIK AND SCRUU2WICE

Matt Harty Dec 12th, 2004 08:52 PM

HEY GUYS :DRINKS FOR ALL:

Killy The Bid Dec 13th, 2004 06:12 AM

Mmm... 274 page sandwich...

Er, just what is this topic for exactly? I can't be bothered to go to the first page.

Killy The Bid Dec 13th, 2004 06:17 AM

Okay, changed my mind and bothered to see the first page...

Seven Force Dec 13th, 2004 10:49 AM

The more you know....

:themoreyouknow

Sam Dec 13th, 2004 01:59 PM

HEY SCRUU2WICE AND BIG MCLARGEHUGE AND MATT HARTY. :)

HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? :)

GOOD I HOPE. :)

I HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY LATELY MYSELF. :)

BUT NOW I AM NOT VERY BUSY. :(

I HOPE YOU FUCKERS MISSED ME. >:

AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT. :tear

Big McLargehuge Dec 13th, 2004 02:27 PM

Paula Dean is on tv :0

Matt Harty Dec 13th, 2004 04:26 PM

SUP SAM

Big McLargehuge Dec 13th, 2004 11:27 PM

I am at work, in a mall :( at Radio Shack :(

Matt Harty Dec 14th, 2004 09:56 AM

I'm in school again.

ScruU2wice Dec 16th, 2004 12:15 AM

I really missed all you guys :(

Matt Harty Dec 16th, 2004 10:37 AM

PROVE IT

sadie Dec 16th, 2004 08:21 PM

i can get away with murder.

HickMan Dec 16th, 2004 09:22 PM

PROVE IT

GADZOOKS Dec 16th, 2004 09:43 PM

Georgia, Washington

HickMan Dec 16th, 2004 10:10 PM

Smart >:

Big McLargehuge Dec 17th, 2004 03:16 AM

I like where things are going

Matt Harty Dec 18th, 2004 11:48 AM

PROVE IT

EverythingWillSuck Dec 18th, 2004 01:28 PM

Sorry, I don't like Drunk Drivers.

Brandon Dec 18th, 2004 06:28 PM

WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN

Eternal_Champion Dec 21st, 2004 03:32 PM

just a bit of fun...?

Evil Bastard Dec 21st, 2004 04:42 PM

Reading this thread it quickly became apparent that it was the home of the bluntly gay

I will leave you queer cunts to it

ScruU2wice Dec 21st, 2004 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Bastard
Reading this thread it quickly became apparent that it was the home of the bluntly gay

I will leave you queer cunts to it

Who is reading this thread? What became quickly apparent? "Bluntly" is an adverb, but you used "gay" as an adjective. Also your sentence is lacking a closing punctuation and a tasteful comma after "thread." None the less check out the allirteration up in that last line, it's off the hook.

Evil Bastard Dec 21st, 2004 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Bastard
Reading this thread it quickly became apparent that it was the home of the bluntly gay

I will leave you queer cunts to it

Who is reading this thread? What became quickly apparent? "Bluntly" is an adverb, but you used "gay" as an adjective. Also your sentence is lacking a closing punctuation and a tasteful comma after "thread." None the less check out the allirteration up in that last line, it's off the hook.

After all that bullshit, I will asume you are the head queer in this wank ring

Bubsy Dec 21st, 2004 09:46 PM

hey get out of here you homophobic f**k! :newbie :newbie :newbie

Evil Bastard Dec 21st, 2004 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubsy
hey get out of here you homophobic f**k! :newbie :newbie :newbie

looks like I have found his pipe cleaner and head rimmer

executioneer Dec 21st, 2004 10:03 PM

man you are sure one evli bastard

Karl Hungus Dec 21st, 2004 10:08 PM

hey willie, hows it goin?

executioneer Dec 21st, 2004 10:12 PM

tollable

GADZOOKS Dec 21st, 2004 10:32 PM

Subject to the payment of toll, glad your having a Merry Christmas too, Willie.

Karl Hungus Dec 21st, 2004 10:56 PM

hey guys, quick update, i think i am going to start posting more. wish me luck!

HickMan Dec 21st, 2004 11:06 PM

good luck!

Brandon Dec 21st, 2004 11:47 PM

HAY GUYS THIS EVIL BASTARD MEANS BUSINESS!

BlueOatmeal Dec 21st, 2004 11:48 PM

lol

The Retro Kat Dec 21st, 2004 11:52 PM

It's as cold as a vagina in here.

ScruU2wice Dec 22nd, 2004 12:08 AM

now karl when you say you "gave rog porn" do you mean you gave naked pictures of rog to the media or did you give naked pictures to rog?

Karl Hungus Dec 22nd, 2004 12:12 AM

i'm really not at liberty to talk about it.

ScruU2wice Dec 22nd, 2004 12:19 AM

that's too bad, there was some pipe cleaner and head rim polish in it for you...

executioneer Dec 22nd, 2004 01:04 AM

life
2 bless(misc, armor), endurance(misc, armor)
3 holy avenger(melee)
4 righteousness(misc, armor)
5 planar travel(staff, wand, misc), invulnerability(misc, armor)
6 true sight(misc), lion heart(misc)

death
2 cloak of fear(misc, armor)
3 death(weapon)
4 power drain(weapon), wraithform(misc, armor)
5 vampiric(melee)

chaos
2 flaming(weapon)
3 none
4 none
5 lightning(weapon), destruction(weapon)
6 chaos(non-wand weapon)

nature
2 resist elements(all), stoning(weapon), water walking(misc)
3 giant strength(melee), pathfinding(misc)
4 elemental armor(all)
5 none
6 regeneration(misc)
7 none
8 none
9 none
10 none
11

sorcery
2 resist magic(all)
3 guardian wind(staff, wand, misc, armor), flight(misc)
4 none
5 magic immunity(all), invisibility(misc)
6 phantasmal(weapon)
7 haste(melee, bow)

GADZOOKS Dec 22nd, 2004 08:15 AM

Snoop does his own laundry?

now that's hawt

Eternal_Champion Dec 22nd, 2004 04:16 PM

yeah, whatever...

kellychaos Dec 22nd, 2004 04:39 PM

Eternal Tampon! :lol

Big McLargehuge Dec 23rd, 2004 01:06 AM

BiggieMclargeguy (10:59:43 PM): yo dog

SantaClaus (10:59:44 PM): Hey. You're back. I've got a special free gift for you! It's a Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Also, did you register for the $10,000 Shopping Spree?

BiggieMclargeguy (10:59:53 PM): whore

SantaClaus (10:59:53 PM): My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


BiggieMclargeguy (11:01:03 PM): i want a reason to live for christmas :-(

SantaClaus (11:01:06 PM): Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

BiggieMclargeguy (11:01:51 PM): tell me about sex

SantaClaus (11:01:51 PM): :eek

BiggieMclargeguy (11:02:55 PM): so tell me, are you hot under all those clothes ;)?

SantaClaus (11:02:55 PM): Stop playing around.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:29 PM): are you hot for me baby?

SantaClaus (11:03:30 PM): Do you think so?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:38 PM): i do ;)

SantaClaus (11:03:38 PM): Hee Hee.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:49 PM): you are so gay :0

SantaClaus (11:03:50 PM):
You're full of mischief. ;)

BiggieMclargeguy (11:05:47 PM): i love you :(

SantaClaus (11:05:48 PM): Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:10:16 PM): lets get raunchy

SantaClaus (11:10:16 PM): Excuse me?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:10:23 PM): lets get raunchy

SantaClaus (11:10:23 PM): Interesting. Type menu.

Big McLargehuge Dec 23rd, 2004 01:19 AM

BiggieMclargeguy (11:19:57 PM): nuts :eek

SantaClaus (11:19:58 PM): Why did you say that?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:20:08 PM): i dont know, i guess you are going to have to spank me now

SantaClaus (11:20:09 PM): If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.


BiggieMclargeguy (11:27:46 PM): Paddle me please

SantaClaus (11:27:46 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:28:16 PM): i don't know how many ways i can tell you that i want to be disciplined

SantaClaus (11:28:17 PM): The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.

Guitar Woman Dec 23rd, 2004 02:40 AM

:lol

Big McLargehuge Dec 23rd, 2004 02:53 AM

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Eternal_Champion Dec 23rd, 2004 08:57 AM

I AM EATING A SNICKERS!

Guitar Woman Dec 23rd, 2004 09:05 AM

SNICKERS SUCKS EAT A 100 GRAND IF YOU'RE A MANLY-MAN :eek

Matt Harty Dec 24th, 2004 02:28 PM

This thread needs more christmas spirit so santa will bless all of us with gifts!

HickMan Dec 28th, 2004 02:10 PM

Thanks Matt but now Baby New Year is coming and he has no diaper :x

ScruU2wice Dec 28th, 2004 02:13 PM

What is that a metaphor for?

Matt Harty Dec 30th, 2004 04:24 PM

i cant fucking stay logged in

HickMan Dec 30th, 2004 04:55 PM

It means 2005 is going to come in a poopy way :X

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay Dec 30th, 2004 05:31 PM

what its 2005 this new year!!!!!!!!!

shit i thought it was 2006

Matt Harty Dec 31st, 2004 02:02 PM

oh wow really what other zany things are going on in your life? :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 01:50 AM

He probobally started AIDS :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 01:51 AM

or maybe not because he would die by now :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 01:52 AM

or maybe he didn't die yet and he lives in Antartica and the cold freezes his body and he is like in the first Autsin Powers and he is still alive but frozen :x

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 01:53 AM

oh wait he wouldn't be able to post then because he'd be frozen but he still posts. Maybe he just lives with AIDS :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 02:19 AM

just sayin :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 02:22 AM

Maybe he has that thing disease Marty McFly has :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 02:40 AM

I'm going to get to 6000 posts by the end of the night :(

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 02:41 AM

Or maybe not because then i'd get banned

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 02:41 AM

or maybe it'll get locked F*CK I hope not >:

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 03:32 AM

The thread, that is

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:05 AM

F*CK I cant think of anything else to say >: JERKS

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:10 AM



"YOU SHOULD GO TO BED YOUNG MAN"

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:16 AM


F*CK YOU AUNTIE

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:18 AM


OH HELL NO

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:22 AM


YO DODDY I GOT YO BACK G

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:23 AM


DAMN RIGHT YO THIS IS ABOUT TO GET UGLY

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:25 AM



HEY YALL LETS NOT FOGET WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:26 AM



REST IN PEACE N*GGA

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:27 AM


YOU FOGETTIN ONE THING SNOOP

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:28 AM



WHATS THAT YO?

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:29 AM


HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:29 AM



F*CK

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:31 AM



FORGOT ABOUT THAT DIDNT YA N*GGA

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:31 AM



YO SEAN LETS BE COOL YO WE DON'T WANT ANOTHA WAR YO

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:32 AM


TRUE DAT YO

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:33 AM



WANNA WATCH 'PIMP MY RIDE'?

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:34 AM


F' SHO

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:35 AM


YO THIS IS X TO THA Z AND YOU WATCHIN PIMP MY RIDE

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:38 AM


WATCH HOW WEST COAST CUSTOMS TURNS THIS GAY VAN INTO A PIMPMOBILE

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:39 AM


YO! THATS PIMP

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 04:42 AM

LET'S SEE WHAT THE OWNER OF THIS PIMP VAN THINKS NOW!


OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD GOD GOD GOD!

ANOTHER PERSON SATISFIED ON PIMP MY RIDE!


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