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Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2011 11:48 PM

God pub play chess faster

kahljorn Jun 13th, 2011 12:14 AM

QUIT OVERWORKING THOSE POOR BIRDS :(

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2011 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 726111)
God pub play chess faster

Calm down, Precious. You'll get your win.

Otto Jun 13th, 2011 12:30 AM

I got bored and started working on my first comic in AGES. I got the idea from listening to my new favorite Tom Waits song (Just The Right Bullets). It's going to be a ~20 pager self-insertion story about a lowly hunter who gets magic bullets from a grim specter in exchange for killing people in a alternate-reality/nightmarescape/post apocalyptic version of the old west.

Grislygus Jun 13th, 2011 12:37 AM

Where do you post your finished works?

Otto Jun 13th, 2011 12:43 AM

I used to post drawings on my tumblr, which is where this story will be posted as I find time to work on it. I haven't drawn in a while, because I just haven't been motivated to do it. This will hopefully be an exercise to get myself back in the habit.

Kitsa Jun 13th, 2011 12:53 PM

Plumber walked into our bathroom and said, "Oh shit", since he was going to have to chip up the cement floor and completely re-set the toilet. My kid has been saying "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" nonstop ever since :lol

executioneer Jun 13th, 2011 03:14 PM

excellent

Kitsa Jun 13th, 2011 03:19 PM

sure, until she makes with it in a public place and people are looking at me like that youtube mom who gave her baby a joint

elx Jun 13th, 2011 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 726127)
tumblr.


Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2011 07:48 PM

Maybe if she lost a few pounds.

Otto Jun 13th, 2011 07:48 PM

Thanks for the art-school flashbacks, elx.

Chojin Jun 13th, 2011 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 726006)
Why don't you love me, I-Mock?

i thought you were one of the better-liked posters around here

or maybe that's just in my heart

Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2011 09:26 PM

:D

Kitsa Jun 13th, 2011 09:36 PM

I love pictures where people are being all sexy and/or badass in Mom and Dad's den.

Chojin Jun 13th, 2011 09:37 PM


Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2011 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 725643)
Hey Pram I didn't read your original post, but I'd like to know if you had a dead father or mother or something like that.

I mean, this place is pretty bleak sometimes, but nobody would step over the line and insult you about your dead father (or something similar).

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 725676)
Chojin, where is that picture of that happening?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 726186)
wat

You did a picture of Saad riding his dead dad's coffin to Texas.

Chojin Jun 13th, 2011 09:39 PM

oh right

and his father being carried off to sea by dolphins

executioneer Jun 13th, 2011 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 726201)
PICTURE

is he flashing the gang sign for "t-rex"

kind of looks like a t-rex

Kitsa Jun 13th, 2011 10:06 PM

He's got $17, he could buy and sell yo ass

Babs Jun 13th, 2011 10:14 PM

He could of still had $27 if he didn't decide to buy that swag blue polo to use as an over shirt. Or maybe that shirt adds some depth to his character, showing that he knows how to invest his money into dope threads. the psyche of a baller.

executioneer Jun 13th, 2011 10:25 PM


Zhukov Jun 14th, 2011 10:12 AM

:lol

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2011 10:14 AM

Good stuff, Willie.

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2011 10:15 AM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 14th, 2011 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 726203)
You did a picture of Saad riding his dead dad's coffin to Texas.

That's the one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 726204)
oh right

and his father being carried off to sea by dolphins

I missed the dolphin one though

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2011 03:09 PM

It's officially :oneofthosedays

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2011 05:13 PM

I still don't know what the hell that image is supposed to mean.

I'm getting irritated because I can't let my damn dog out of the house without the ankle-biters on either side of us yapping their fool heads off. My dog never instigates it, but she's highstrung and when they start, she starts.

I actually had one neighbor tell me that I should keep my dog inside because his dogs bark when they see her. >:

Otto Jun 14th, 2011 05:21 PM

My dog was outside barking at baby rabbits this morning and all I could think of is Tadao calling my dog a faggot.

Dimnos Jun 14th, 2011 05:29 PM

:lol

Tadao Jun 14th, 2011 11:12 PM

Well he is.

Otto Jun 14th, 2011 11:22 PM

Well... but.... I uh... okay, yeah you're right.

Chojin Jun 14th, 2011 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 726275)
I still don't know what the hell that image is supposed to mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8p0JKL1Y9Y#t=3m24s

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2011 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 726306)
I accepted ZBF and ELX but they have yet to start. :tear

Miss Elx is already playing me. :obviousfavourite

Wiffles Jun 15th, 2011 01:18 AM

Is there like an official champion among you guys?

LordSappington Jun 15th, 2011 01:19 AM

I got my second dose of dexamethasone in my ear today, and my third is this Friday. One of the side-effects is increased appetite, which became apparent when in a five-hour time span I had eaten two sandwiches, two servings of chips, a pickle, two bananas, lucky charms, and half a gallon of milk.
Mind, this is after spending two months eating MAYBE two meals a day. Hopefully I'll gain a little weight and stop looking so gaunt.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2011 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 726322)
Is there like an official champion among you guys?

On rank it is currently GW followed by Esuohlim (who needs to play his move against me soon or lose) followed by Colonel Flagg.

Flagg is really the strongest player of all of us and will streak ahead as he plays more games.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 15th, 2011 01:59 AM

Pub. I am glad we're not playing strip chess.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2011 02:05 AM

Because we are sitting here fully dressed with our shitty chess totally cockblocking us?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 15th, 2011 02:10 AM

I don't know. I just took your pawn. OFF WITH YOUR SHOES.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 15th, 2011 02:22 AM

Drop dem pants.

Wiffles Jun 15th, 2011 03:53 AM

Pawn stars =o

kahljorn Jun 15th, 2011 04:01 AM

ILL START PLAYING CHESSS

WHEN I GET UNLAZY ENOUGH TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT

Pentegarn Jun 15th, 2011 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 726275)
I still don't know what the hell that image is supposed to mean.

I'm getting irritated because I can't let my damn dog out of the house without the ankle-biters on either side of us yapping their fool heads off. My dog never instigates it, but she's highstrung and when they start, she starts.

I actually had one neighbor tell me that I should keep my dog inside because his dogs bark when they see her. >:

I would tell him (doesn't matter if it is true or not) that he should never start his car because your dog barks whenever your neighbor starts it in reply

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2011 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 726325)
followed by Esuohlim (who needs to play his move against me soon or lose)

whoops :lol

Real life got in the way >:

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2011 02:48 PM


Babs Jun 15th, 2011 02:50 PM

Never forget, Eagle cry.

Kitsa Jun 15th, 2011 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 726323)
I got my second dose of dexamethasone in my ear today, and my third is this Friday. One of the side-effects is increased appetite, which became apparent when in a five-hour time span I had eaten two sandwiches, two servings of chips, a pickle, two bananas, lucky charms, and half a gallon of milk.
Mind, this is after spending two months eating MAYBE two meals a day. Hopefully I'll gain a little weight and stop looking so gaunt.


I've been on decadron on and off my entire life for various reasons. The last two times they put me on it, I got pregnant within a month.

Take care, Lord Sappington, take care. :posh

kahljorn Jun 15th, 2011 04:38 PM

IM GONNA KNOCK YOU UP LORD SAPPINGTON

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2011 05:08 PM

:pagebrak

Pentegarn Jun 15th, 2011 06:57 PM

Goddammit Khal you got there first! I was gonna tell that joke :lol

Zhukov Jun 16th, 2011 12:06 AM

Missed a full lunar eclipse-cum-red moon extravaganza this morning. I was even awake and mucking about at the time - I just had no freaking idea.

Why don'y they tell people on the news the day before, rather than reporting 'oh, lots of people missed it' on every news network 9 hours later? Fucks.

Why did google change their page AFTER the fucking event?

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2011 12:58 AM

I would have been totally psyched to see a lunar eclipse but NOOOOOOOO, us North American cuntfaces didn't get shit

Otto Jun 16th, 2011 01:11 AM

I SWEAR I saw the moon getting kind of red, but then a huge storm rolled in and the sky is still full of rain and clouds.

Wiffles Jun 16th, 2011 01:20 AM

The moon is now communist

elx Jun 16th, 2011 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 726461)
Missed a full lunar eclipse-cum-red moon extravaganza this morning. I was even awake and mucking about at the time - I just had no freaking idea.

Why don'y they tell people on the news the day before, rather than reporting 'oh, lots of people missed it' on every news network 9 hours later? Fucks.

Why did google change their page AFTER the fucking event?

um, don't feel bad. honestly - the world gets "SPECTACULAR ONCE IN A LIFETIME" type astrononmical events like bi-monthly. despite what the headlines will tell you, there is no special eclipse that anybody is missing out on. it's a regular, automatic, common occurrence. you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this one and any future ones.


subscribe to a skywatching blog, you'll have celestial events to look forward to every week and won't have to rely on the oversensationalized after-the-fact media.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2011 02:08 AM

Could you subscribe to that for us and keep us updated, please?
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 726477)
what kind of application could that sort of thing even have?

I use a set of eight as my roleplaying dice. 8^8 every roll. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2011 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 726481)
Could you subscribe to that for us and keep us updated, please?

While wearing a tight sweater?

executioneer Jun 16th, 2011 02:09 AM

IT WONT SAVE YOU FROM JACK NOIR

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2011 02:12 AM

8ut I have all the luck. ALL OF IT. ::::)

Guitar Woman Jun 16th, 2011 02:17 AM

And most of the rigor mortis!

LordSappington Jun 16th, 2011 02:24 AM

I just found out a friend of mine has become a stripper. I don't know what to tell her; she loves her body, and is open about it, but frankly her taking this sort of job scares me a little. :\

kahljorn Jun 16th, 2011 04:01 AM

have sex with her before she has sex with everyone else

Guitar Woman Jun 16th, 2011 04:06 AM

BROTIP:

1. Ask for a demonstration
2. Put on this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxYXV2RrwIs
3. ????
4. Penetrate

Otto Jun 16th, 2011 07:18 AM

Haha, some retard on youtube is calling me a bigot and says he's reporting me for harassment and hate speech because he's angry that I made fun of teabaggers and joked that he's a racist and probably committed war crimes.

I did a google search for his username and found out that he reports anyone who calls him out on how fucking stupid he is.

Kitsa Jun 16th, 2011 07:29 AM

I think that's SOP for people like that.

Otto Jun 16th, 2011 08:00 AM

The cherry on top is that his username is MRCOMBATVETERAN. Seriously, he never shuts up about how he was in the army.

He kept saying that he was reporting everything I said about his supposed veteran status and hasn't posted a reply since I told him that I was reporting him for homophobic remarks he made on another video.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2011 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Melvin (Post 726519)
SELF MADE BEEF JERKY, BITCHES

I had no idea you were so supple, MetalMilitia. :eek

executioneer Jun 16th, 2011 11:23 AM

BEEF JERKY JERK-OFF

executioneer Jun 16th, 2011 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 726528)
MetalMilitia

:lol

Dixie Jun 16th, 2011 11:43 AM

back from the Poconos...whatchu doin?

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2011 11:59 AM

Pocono. Nice. I'm back from VA Beach. Sort of.

LordSappington Jun 16th, 2011 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 726401)
I've been on decadron on and off my entire life for various reasons. The last two times they put me on it, I got pregnant within a month.

Take care, Lord Sappington, take care. :posh

Oh shit, maybe that explains why I've been having the mood swings! I'm too young to be a daddy! :x
But no seriously this shit is fucking me up. One hour, I was feeling like the coolest guy ever, and the next I was depressed and miserable. Looked up the side-effects, and bam, mood swings were one of them. Good times are goin' on in my brain.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2011 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 726535)
IS IT FOR THE BEEF JERKY JERK OFF


EDIT: whoops, slow on the draw

It isn't your fault. You were Pubbled. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2011 01:05 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2011 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chess.com
Chess.com will be going offline in a few moments. We will be down for approximately 30 minutes.

Looks like it is finally time for sleep. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 16th, 2011 02:08 PM

Quote:

JR HICKEY FROM CNN "It's Vancouver-ites! moron. Do some homework. If you wrote an article on Paris, would you call the locals Parisites?"
I sure would.

re-reading the article the author does actually use Vancouverites so I don't know who edited what now.

Guitar Woman Jun 16th, 2011 02:11 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 16th, 2011 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 726515)
The cherry on top is that his username is MRCOMBATVETERAN. Seriously, he never shuts up about how he was in the army.

He kept saying that he was reporting everything I said about his supposed veteran status and hasn't posted a reply since I told him that I was reporting him for homophobic remarks he made on another video.

THAT'S MR. COMBAT VETERAN!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 726532)
back from the Poconos...whatchu doin?

What there a lot of poconoing going on there?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 726534)
Pocono. Nice. I'm back from VA Beach. Sort of.

pics?

Dixie Jun 16th, 2011 04:19 PM

no poconoing. just race cars and work. i yelled at some people, that part's always nice.

yes where's the va beach pictures? brown water and hypdermic needles hidden in the sand, i'd miss it if i were still in indiana.

Kitsa Jun 16th, 2011 04:24 PM

You just described Atlantic City, too, although there's a blackish tarry scum all over everything and the water is gray instead of brown.

Tadao Jun 16th, 2011 04:33 PM

Were you a japanese flag girl? :eek

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2011 05:33 PM

Got a can of film back today. 3/24 exposures turned out properly, (I used cheap film.) Most of them are passable, especially for forum postage. These aberrations happen every time I use this film and with no other, so I know it's not really my camera.

At any rate, I'm on my way home tomorrow so I should be able to post something eventually. Might not have internet access when I get home, but I'll go to the library eventually.

Chojin Jun 16th, 2011 07:22 PM

who the shit uses film

Tadao Jun 16th, 2011 07:25 PM

Hipsters

executioneer Jun 16th, 2011 07:28 PM

people who spent a lot of money on quality camera equipment before the whole digital thing started, maybe

Chojin Jun 16th, 2011 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 726601)
people who spent a lot of money on quality camera equipment before the whole digital thing started, maybe

so, people in their 50s?

Guitar Woman Jun 16th, 2011 07:35 PM

Film has a sort of nostalgic charm to it.

Tadao Jun 16th, 2011 07:35 PM

All the wedding photographers we talked to are pure digital. IDK if it's because it's easier on them or if the quality is just as good.

Dimnos Jun 16th, 2011 07:53 PM

If you spend as much money on a high quality digital it is.





Oh you have to have a high quality printer as well.

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2011 07:57 PM

Anybody with a degree in photography becomes a wedding photographer. Most photographers, wedding or otherwise, use digital because you can take many pictures in a short span of time. Digital is moderately cheaper, depending on how often you take pictures and whether or not you care about lenses. And I mean moderately, too. Being able to make your own prints with photo paper is fantastically cheap compared to buying similar-sized prints. 8 1/2 x 11 sheets are a dollar per in packs of 25 or 100, and you can cut them into any size you need or use the whole damn sheet. As I recall, prints of that size are quite a bit more.

I like Leicas, but since their digital rangefinders are upwards of several thousand dollars, I'm fucked. I'll take my Soviet knockoff with a Jupiter lens. Also, different emulsions will make for different photos.

And I can't work Photoshop. That shit's complicated. I'd rather play with akaline solutions in large tubs in the dark and screaming FUCK whenever I figure out I screwed up the filters on my enlarger.

But then if you don't like that sort of thing, then you don't like that sort of thing. I don't undeerstand whey protein, but more power to you, Muscles.

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2011 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 726614)
Oh you have to have a high quality printer as well.

This. A couple of classmate brought badass digital ones to a FILM photography class. They were allowed to use them, but they had to make their own prints of the same size as ours. Their prints were considerably more expensive - especially the ones that they paid to have printed. And they looked bad, too. They all applied all sorts of Photoshop filters and shit.

"Why'd you choose this type of filter?"

"I dunno. I think it looks cool the way it just vintage-y."

Chojin Jun 16th, 2011 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 726614)
Oh you have to have a high quality printer as well.

you could always get it printed elsewhere

which you'd have to do anyway with film

anyway i've taken a photography class and can develop my own shit in a darkroom as well. there isn't any art to the process and any dickhead with a decent camera can take equally good shots to anyone else, provided they aren't retarded. photography is to art as arm wrestling is to a sport.

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2011 08:15 PM

okay

executioneer Jun 16th, 2011 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 726602)
so, people in their 50s?

man good quality dslrs haven't even been around a decade yet, what are you talking about

Tadao Jun 16th, 2011 08:25 PM

I think the reality is that digital is just as good and less expensive if you are doing professional work. If you are just dicking around, digital is still cheaper and just as good. If you are trying to be cool, you have to pay more for a vintage camera and special lenseseses and a trucker hat that says I heart Ashton.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2011 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 726630)
man good quality dslrs haven't even been around a decade yet, what are you talking about

My thoughts exactly.

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2011 08:43 PM

Most of the goodness is in the lenses, and a good one from fifty years ago is just as good as one from today. It all depends on what you want to shoot. And SLRs have been around forever. My Pentax K1000 is the same model that's been made for the past forty years - they still make it today for a reason.

It's all in the glass and, in the case of digital, the firmware. Also, anyone "serious" about photography has way more than one lens. There are at least three very different types, (wide angle, the middle of the road one that likely came with the camera, and a telephoto lens), and a couple other artsy douchebag ones (pinhole and fisheye.)

Yeah, digital work is the best way to go if you're doing professional stuff. It definitely has the quickest turn-around and is best in terms of quantity.

I've been eyeballing some micro four-thirds that're way too rich for my blood, but oh so pretty to look at.

Kitsa Jun 16th, 2011 08:48 PM

The wedding photographer who did my wedding got arrested a month or so later for taping high school girls in his dressing rooms. :themoreyouknow

His then-girlfriend found the tapes after they had a fight and turned him in. So if you're a perv and you can't hide the evidence, don't fight with your girlfriend.

Tadao Jun 16th, 2011 08:48 PM

:pagebrak

Do they come with a Coldplay cd?


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