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Babs Nov 17th, 2012 12:13 AM

No sense in getting gingivitis on your pee pee from these so called toothless country folk.

Aaarg Nov 19th, 2012 09:13 AM

well i wasn't that into interacting with others when i lived within the boundaries of civilization, either. i just don't like folk!!!!!!!!!!!

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2012 10:05 AM

lets lube up those lips.


Kitsa Nov 20th, 2012 10:07 AM

We're here, we're in steerage, get used to it

Aaarg Nov 20th, 2012 12:34 PM

i watched a keith haring documentary in public and felt awkward when it showed a lot of his dick-themed work. heh heh heh hope none of these ultra-conservative hicks aren't spying on my moniotor!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :dies

Kitsa Nov 20th, 2012 05:50 PM

Is it too late to say "lube up those ships" because I thought of that one also

Zomboid Nov 20th, 2012 11:02 PM

I am so fucking sick. Plus, my upstairs neighbors are having a dinner party, or something, and it's driving me into a raaaaage.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2012 11:03 PM

^ :lol

edit: ^ :lol at lube up those ships. not lol at zomboids asshole neighbors. fuck those guys.

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2012 07:47 AM

NEIGHBORS AREN'T SO GREAT ARE THEY

Zomboid Nov 22nd, 2012 02:24 AM

:lol

Normally I don't have any problems, and really, I wouldn't have minded that time except it was annoying for those fifteen minutes that I could hear them because I was so sick. They're pretty great to have for neighbors, and I've been over for drinks a few times. I never hear anything from my neighbors to the side, except when I'm going out and at my door I can hear them playing video games. So, basically the exact same situation for them.

I'm pretty lucky, actually. The only really shitty neighbor I've had was the one that I bitched about on here a couple of years ago--the one that had the cops visit three times before she finally got evicted and I no longer had to hear the muffled sounds of her shitty fucking music.

Babs Nov 22nd, 2012 03:39 AM

I think I might know what's happening to you Zomboid, if you have 1-20 of these symptoms then you should be concerned.


Babs Nov 22nd, 2012 03:44 AM

The anunnkai are coming to "enlighten" us, it's the dawn of the age of aquarius. WERE ALL EXPERIENCING IT

Babs Nov 22nd, 2012 02:38 PM

Well I guess everyone is enjoying their genetically modified turkeys right now and washing it down with their fluoride filled water. HAPPY THANKSKILLING DAY EVERYBODY

kahljorn Nov 22nd, 2012 11:07 PM

hahahaah i just skipped through that video posted and i like how it was all serious then a picture of a cat stretching

Babs Nov 23rd, 2012 12:42 AM

I love how every illness and symptom ever is supposed to mean you're DNA is changing. If you have cancer, you're most likely going to be the next Tesla or Einstein.

Mike Tobacco Nov 23rd, 2012 10:19 PM

Worked for Hawking.

Kitsa Nov 23rd, 2012 10:29 PM

I'll let someone else say it

I went to the tree lighting ceremony in a nearby town. The deal was supposed to be that Santa rides into the square on the back of a firetruck and lights the tree. Half an hour after Santa rode the whopping 2 block parade route, we were still standing beside a dark tree as the mayor recited a long poem of his own invention and seemingly every Chamber of Commerce member gave a speech. Just when it looked like it was about to wrap up, they said, "Let's sing a few more songs!" About 20 mins later, they finally lit the fucking tree.

Cured me of wanting to go to public tree-lighting crap but the chinese food later was okay

Babs Nov 24th, 2012 07:36 PM

A tree lighting ceremony just sounds awful.

dextire Nov 24th, 2012 11:39 PM

Went from feeling totally fine to full blown sick in around 4 hours on Thanksgiving after going out for ice.
I wonder if being a zombie virus carrier will exempt me from jury duty on Monday.

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2012 11:58 PM

You know, it's weird, there must be something that's making the rounds because my dad got off the plane from LA throwing up, my kid threw up the next day, and after Thanksgiving dinner like 4-5 people at that gathering (I didn't go) were throwing up. Meanwhile, my mom and I, who were immunocompromised and at times covered in other people's puke, are fine. Came on fast with vomiting and high fever, then gone. Hopefully yours is gone fast too.

dextire Nov 25th, 2012 12:21 AM

Thanks, I was pretty surprised that I got hit with it as it's been a couple of years since I've been sick at all. No upchuck for me though, it's just been fever and standard cold symptoms.
Oh and I learned an awesome treatment for a sore throat; strong coffee, honey, cinnamon, lemon juice, and a teaspoon of cayenne pepper. Works great!

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2012 11:41 AM

Or throat coat tea, which doesn't taste quite that horrible.

Rookie mistake. Never allow yourself to think "Wow, it's been a long time since I got sick." In my experience, you'll be ill within the week, almost every time. Don't tempt fate.

dextire Nov 25th, 2012 12:57 PM

Well, the throat tea never worked much better for me than that throat numbing spray. Whereas my nasty psycho juice cured my throat in one day.

Heh, it wasn't so much "I'm INVINCIBLE! Come here sick person and cough in my face!" as being genuinely surprised at such a long health streak. I used to get at least a day-cold every month. Then around two years ago I got the sickest I've ever been (four days of throwing up everything I put down every hour, high fever, horrible dizziness) and after that I was sick for the longest I've ever been (over two months straight). After which I started taking 5k IU of Vitamin D everyday and hadn't been sick since.

It's fine though, I'm still way too sick for a third round of "randomly selected" jury duty. So it's not all bad. :)

MattJack Nov 25th, 2012 11:46 PM

Whats up yall

Dimnos Nov 26th, 2012 01:39 AM

:eek

Yo Mattjack.

kahljorn Nov 26th, 2012 01:51 AM

HEY GUY

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2012 07:47 PM

BATJACK

Aaarg Nov 27th, 2012 09:10 AM

i like bat

Nick Nov 27th, 2012 10:29 PM

I wish Willie came back. And a lot of other people.


rip Pram

Mike Tobacco Nov 28th, 2012 01:43 PM

Got a powerball ticket. I feel like I just sent $1 to Happy Dude.

MattJack Nov 28th, 2012 03:29 PM

Just hanging out, surfin the webs. Did I miss anything?

Aaarg Nov 28th, 2012 07:39 PM

dude your odds of winning are so much better when the jackpot's 12 million

Mike Tobacco Nov 28th, 2012 08:39 PM

Yeah, no doubt. I'm usually on the side that calls the lottery a tax on the stupid, but the pot is retarded enough to justify putting in a dollar. My luck is Al Bundian enough to where I'll win and the Mayan apocalypse will be legit.

Otto Nov 28th, 2012 11:04 PM

I'm making a marionette out of bones from the Thanksgiving turkey, which I cleaned by sticking into the top of a fire-ant hill.

I'm kind of starting to see why most people think I'm batshit insane.

Fathom Zero Nov 28th, 2012 11:14 PM



I didn't know that the guy behind the Dilbert videos is making the sequel to Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.

Mike Tobacco Nov 28th, 2012 11:49 PM

A sequel to Barkley SUAJG is great news. That and the Super Columbine Massacre RPG are honestly two of my favorite JRPGs of the last decade.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 764070)
I'm making a marionette out of bones from the Thanksgiving turkey, which I cleaned by sticking into the top of a fire-ant hill.

I'm kind of starting to see why most people think I'm batshit insane.

Reminded me of this scene from Wackiki Wabbit:


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 28th, 2012 11:58 PM

thats gonna be awesome.

Nick Nov 29th, 2012 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Tobacco (Post 764073)
Reminded me of this scene from Wackiki Wabbit:


Aw hell. My grandma had that on VHS when I was little. I watched the shit out of that cartoon.

Aaarg Nov 29th, 2012 01:52 PM

sometimes when i open my bin of roaches, dermestid beetles fly out. i don't know how they got in there, but i like to imagine that there will eventually be a breeding population and we end up with enough dermestid beetles to remove flesh from all bones. YESSSSSS.

Mike Tobacco Nov 30th, 2012 01:31 PM

I did some research on the dermestid beetle and have come to the conclusion that they've got one of the most metal pictures on Wikipedia.


Kitsa Dec 1st, 2012 07:48 PM

So I was experimenting with icing to find something that would drip well over one of those chocolate bundt cakes with the ring in the center, and holy hell did I ever come up with this incredible mixture. It's perfect. It's like molten fudge. And I can't remember what proportions I used in the recipe :(

Otto Dec 2nd, 2012 08:10 PM

I want to blow off my leg so I can have a peg-leg.


I don't like shoes anyway.

Fathom Zero Dec 2nd, 2012 09:17 PM

make it motorized so that it can spin

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2012 09:08 PM


Dimnos Dec 5th, 2012 11:42 PM

Where the fuck are Zhukov and Pentagarn? Did one kill the other and end up in jail or something?

Zomboid Dec 7th, 2012 12:34 AM

Please let Zhukov be the winner of that.

captain516 Dec 7th, 2012 02:52 AM

I thnik you should kill urself Shrek
cuz ur drek

Kitsa Dec 7th, 2012 09:07 AM

I don't know, but I was wondering where they went, too :(

Rongi Dec 7th, 2012 11:46 AM

who fart

Rongi Dec 7th, 2012 11:48 AM

lol I've officially been a member of this board for 10 years

NOW LOOK WHAT ITS BECOME :'(

Rongi Dec 7th, 2012 11:49 AM

10 years ago I was gay for radiohead and i think i just discovered how to masturbate

Rongi Dec 7th, 2012 11:52 AM

10 years ago, remember 9/11 guys

or was that 11 years ago

who cares

Rongi Dec 7th, 2012 11:53 AM

alright i'm gonna go back to reading moby dick. see you in 5 or 6 months

Tadao Dec 7th, 2012 01:55 PM

Yeah well I guess you won. :rolleyes

Zomboid Dec 7th, 2012 05:55 PM

SHOWED US!

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2012 07:53 PM

This message board peaked when Willie sent me cookies

Nick Dec 7th, 2012 08:58 PM

What would happen if I sent you cookies?

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2012 12:27 AM

Finals week.


Aaarg Dec 10th, 2012 08:02 AM

i think finals week will happen whether milslouse gets cookies or not

MarioRPG Dec 10th, 2012 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 764338)
This message board peaked when Willie sent me cookies

Those were some damn good internet cookies, despite many of mine being broken.

Aaarg Dec 13th, 2012 01:36 PM

i hit a squirrel on my birthday. one of the most depressing things that could happen to me on my birthday.

Dimnos Dec 13th, 2012 03:14 PM

I hate it when you know you swerved out of the way but you still hear the dull thump of his head being nailed by your undercarriage.

Tadao Dec 14th, 2012 12:02 AM

Then you smell it burning for at least 5 miles

Babs Dec 15th, 2012 06:22 AM

Everytime I listen to john fahey, I think of aaarg. Love you guys.

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2012 10:51 AM

Every time I look at Jeff Fahey I jerk it a little

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2012 05:12 PM

is he a skinny guy with short black hair

Babs Dec 15th, 2012 05:19 PM

Put a little meat on that bone

Kitsa Dec 15th, 2012 05:56 PM

unknown hinson

rawrrr

The Dramamine Kid Dec 15th, 2012 11:07 PM

I don't even know what you're trying to say with that post.

Kitsa Dec 15th, 2012 11:25 PM

that's okay.

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2012 12:00 AM

buttato

kahljorn Dec 16th, 2012 07:46 AM

buttato buttatoe

Babs Dec 16th, 2012 03:18 PM

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Esuohlim Dec 16th, 2012 06:24 PM

Oh yeah I'm supposed to put up my Christmas Story avatar

not feelin' it >:

kahljorn Dec 16th, 2012 10:25 PM

cant you just make your currnt avatar into black santa

Aaarg Dec 17th, 2012 09:05 AM

j ohn fahey is cool

Zomboid Dec 18th, 2012 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 764553)
Oh yeah I'm supposed to put up my Christmas Story avatar

not feelin' it >:

Do it. It doesn't feel the same without it. :(

Esuohlim Dec 18th, 2012 10:04 PM

I AM EASILY PERSUADED.

The guy who gave Thanos the pillow is the fucking coolest guy ever and we should make him an admin

Zomboid Dec 18th, 2012 11:46 PM

Right? I laugh every time I see it, and I go back to look at it nearly every day.

Tadao Dec 19th, 2012 07:08 PM

So I was walking down the street and caught sight of myself in the mirror. It's been cold this morning but that is no excuse for me to look like Auqualung.

Tadao Dec 19th, 2012 07:13 PM

Maye I can convince my wife to take a picture of me in Aqualung pose.

MarioRPG Dec 20th, 2012 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 764621)
I AM EASILY PERSUADED.

The guy who gave Thanos the pillow is the fucking coolest guy ever and we should make him an admin

I think it's the best gift (humour wise) to come out of all the secret santas,.

Fathom Zero Dec 20th, 2012 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 764651)
Maye I can convince my wife to take a picture of me in Aqualung pose.

It would be the best Christmas ever.

Tadao Dec 20th, 2012 06:04 PM

She actually said yes and has a trenchcoat to lend me lol

Tadao Dec 20th, 2012 06:04 PM

I'm kinda mad that I didn't make a doomsday bunny avatar. I did not plan for this event at all lol

stevetothepast Dec 20th, 2012 06:35 PM

is that today or tomorrow?

Dimnos Dec 20th, 2012 07:40 PM

You still have like 5 hours bro.

dextire Dec 20th, 2012 09:56 PM

According to the Mayans, the world is still not ending yet. :lol
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/tech/...012/54879760/1

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 21st, 2012 12:18 PM

Today is also supposed to mark the dawn of a new age....which means superpowers.

I woke up this morning with a furious erection.

stevetothepast Dec 21st, 2012 04:40 PM

piss boners are the worst

Tadao Dec 21st, 2012 05:05 PM

Just take it to the shower, problem solved.

kahljorn Dec 21st, 2012 06:07 PM

did i sleep through the doomsday

Esuohlim Dec 21st, 2012 08:22 PM

I AM ALREADY DEAD INSIDE

kahljorn Dec 22nd, 2012 02:07 AM

now isnt there supposed to be a giant meteor or some shit in 2018?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 22nd, 2012 10:57 AM

There is but some kid found out it could be deflected by shooting white paintballs at it.

Babs Dec 22nd, 2012 04:22 PM

:wank

kahljorn Dec 22nd, 2012 04:55 PM

life is so meaningless that even doomsdays don't wanna stop it

Babs Dec 22nd, 2012 05:14 PM

I've always wondered, if there was a meaning to life (though I believe there is not), why would the human race audaciously believe it would be through speech?

Kitsa Dec 22nd, 2012 08:17 PM

That sounds like a pot thought

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2012 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 764729)
I've always wondered, if there was a meaning to life (though I believe there is not), why would the human race audaciously believe it would be through speech?

Why the fuck are you so retarded. The human race would figure it out through thought and communicate it to others with speech. Holy fuck.


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