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zeldasbiggestfan Aug 21st, 2015 02:22 PM

Howdy Doody with a fleshlight.

Tadao Aug 21st, 2015 02:28 PM

I'm gonna need some one to pull the strings on a Realdoll. You don't seem to bust ZBF.

Otto Aug 22nd, 2015 11:16 AM

I can do it, I tried my hand at ventriloquism when I was a dumb kid, until I couldn't stop getting creeped out by the dummy's lifeless staring eyes and I burned it in an oil drum in the back yard.

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2015 12:15 PM

This will be the most important thing you can do for a bro.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 26th, 2015 01:03 PM

WE ARE JUST SO CHATTY, HUH DUDES?

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2015 05:22 PM

Posting on a forum is too much like going outside.

Otto Aug 26th, 2015 05:47 PM

This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the twig-thin homeless lady that talks to St. Roch in public, or the pale dude in the 5XL Gadsen Flag shirt that seems to know a lot about the second amendment, but little about personal hygiene?

Tadao Aug 26th, 2015 09:42 PM

They are all here. Mostly lurkers, but they are here.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 27th, 2015 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 770977)
This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the twig-thin homeless lady that talks to St. Roch in public, or the pale dude in the 5XL Gadsen Flag shirt that seems to know a lot about the second amendment, but little about personal hygiene?

You are so weird, all the time. BRUH, Y U DO DIS TO U

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2015 10:49 AM

I like not being considered the strangest one here.

kahljorn Aug 28th, 2015 12:51 AM

hi

Otto Aug 28th, 2015 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770979)
You are so weird, all the time. BRUH, Y U DO DIS TO U

MY PARENTS NEVER LOVESD ME AND I SUFFER FROM A MYRIAD OF CRIPPLING EMOTIONAL DISORDERS >:o

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 28th, 2015 08:46 AM

Lol that doesn't make it any better. It's okay, I accept you

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 28th, 2015 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 770981)
hi

:meat

Otto Aug 28th, 2015 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770983)
Lol that doesn't make it any better. It's okay, I accept you

I may be a deranged, emotionally crippled weirdo, but at least I'm not ZBF!

































pretty sure that's the only thing that's keeping me alive....

Tadao Aug 28th, 2015 11:21 AM

:highfive

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 28th, 2015 09:50 PM

Touche. I don't know how to do the accent, I'm not cool enough

Pub Lover Aug 29th, 2015 01:54 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Aug 29th, 2015 01:55 AM

Haha.

Pub Lover Aug 29th, 2015 02:00 AM


Otto Aug 29th, 2015 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770987)
Touche. I don't know how to do the accent, I'm not cool enough

??????

Any dumbshit can affect a quasi-midwestern accent with a vague German undertone. Plebian.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 30th, 2015 04:53 PM

I meant the accent on the e, you fuck.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

Tadao Aug 30th, 2015 05:50 PM

:pagebrak

Otto Aug 30th, 2015 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770992)
I meant the accent on the e, you fuck.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

Yeah, keep laughing. It's going to make it all the more rewarding when I surgically alter you into a sentient pumpkin.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 31st, 2015 08:06 AM

That's that shit I'm talking about. Do you say that shit in public?

Wes Craven died, whaaaaat


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