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Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2007 11:20 PM

Man Lenor you're a loose cannon I hope you didn't celebrate with too much "alchol" :x

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 04:15 AM

I saw a chick on Girls Gone Wild just now. She looks like Dustin Hoffman.

GADZOOKS Jan 20th, 2007 04:41 AM

I bet you saw a few chicks on Girls Gone Wild.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 09:10 AM

I always wake up with this incredible urge to urinate even if I did not drink a lot and had previously urinated the night before. Have I forgotten science? Have I forgotten how to sleep? Or have I just forgotten that everyone urinates?

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 11:01 AM

i dont know do you eat a bunch of sugar before you goto bed :O

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
i dont know do you eat a bunch of sugar before you goto bed :O

I cut sugar and caffiene out of my diet. I drank tea the night before but I pissed it all away that night.

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 01:23 PM

dosn't tea have caffiene?

i'm not sure about you guys, but after i get up i usually urinate

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 01:24 PM

As do I.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 01:26 PM

The tea is decaffinated.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 01:39 PM

Pussy.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 01:42 PM

Sometimes after I wake up I take two shits in a row :O i also urinate.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 01:49 PM

FUNNY FART STORIES:
Lately I've been so sick with the flu and I cough really hard and when I cough really hard from the abdominal i usually fart really hard and it makes my ass hurt :(

Also sometimes if I feel gassy I do jumping jacks and i fart at every jump.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 01:50 PM

I am what I eat.

Also. I eat a lot then take a huge shit at night.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 01:50 PM

I think you need to go back on your meds, man.

liquidstatik Jan 20th, 2007 01:50 PM

:lol

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 01:58 PM

you take huge shits after you eat? i'm no doctor, but this sounds like a serious illness dude why don't you not eat for awhile and tell me if this mystery huge shit epidemic is still haunting your bowels!!

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 02:00 PM

must be all the pork filling your bowels with porkiness.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 02:00 PM

I POOP TOO MUCH.

And then I get tired.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 02:01 PM

Did you ever wipe your ass and it's got blood on it?

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 02:01 PM

That's what she said.

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 02:01 PM

why arn't you banned you were worse than the uncle sham

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Did you ever wipe your ass and it's got blood on it?

I don't have bleeding piles.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 02:03 PM

for a long time i thought my ass was bleeding and burning and i had hemarroids or prostate cancer but then i realized that flaming hot cheetos turn your poop red and make your ass hurt.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 02:04 PM

don't stick Cheetos in your bum :(

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 02:05 PM

flaming hot cheetoes are so good dude but only if i have like a ice cold soda because those are flamin' man the bag don't lie


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