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Otto Feb 19th, 2009 06:07 PM

No, I gave away the last one I made without photographing it. I'm ordering a vincent price shrunken apple head kit so I can make some more. It's supposed to come with a special drying chamber that clips onto a lamp so drying only takes a couple of days. I'll definitely photograph the new one once I make it.

pac-man Feb 19th, 2009 06:20 PM



I'm surprised I've never seen/heard of shrunken apple heads. That's pretty cool.

Fathom Zero Feb 19th, 2009 06:21 PM

Crabapples aren't poisonous, they are strong and bitter.

executioneer Feb 19th, 2009 06:57 PM

yeah you can add them to cider or make jelly out of them but they are not for eating by themselves

RaNkeri Feb 20th, 2009 12:34 AM

Holy shit, it's Vincent Price

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 20th, 2009 08:24 AM

I like how it went from a picture of a kitten, a flower, and a grenade to crabapples. Holy shit Rankeri.

I want an apple now, you sons of bitches.

Tadao Feb 20th, 2009 12:41 PM

I hate how it all ended with ZBF.

pac-man Feb 20th, 2009 12:46 PM

The height of anticlimax.

Grislygus Feb 20th, 2009 12:47 PM

Normally I don't like the fucking HILARIOUS AND WACKY YOUTUBE VIDEOS you see everywhere, but this Italian Spiderman thing is probably the best thing this side of Rug Cop

Kitsa Feb 20th, 2009 03:07 PM

I do not understand the ventilation patterns in this house, where when a cat takes a dump in the litterbox two rooms away the smell is strongest over my computer desk (?)

pac-man Feb 20th, 2009 03:47 PM

What happened to Pickleman?

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2009 06:15 PM

The only thing that can ease the pain of such a shitty work week is Jim Beam.

pac-man Feb 20th, 2009 06:22 PM

Cheers, WR

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2009 06:25 PM

So my roommate got conned into babysitting a 2 month old baby for a friend of his. He has no experience with kids. What kind of mother leaves her 2 month old with a guy who doesn't have the first clue how to make formula or change a diaper?

Tadao Feb 20th, 2009 06:26 PM

2 month? How long ddoes she plan on being out for?

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2009 06:28 PM

I think she said 3-4 hours.

BTW, she got knocked up by a married guy with FIVE kids and she was well aware of that fact for the several months she was getting the pipe from him.

Babs Feb 20th, 2009 06:31 PM

Sounds like an episode of Maury.

Tadao Feb 20th, 2009 06:33 PM

2 hours is stretching it. I'm guessing it wasn't anything important she had to do. Maybe she's daddy hunting?

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2009 06:33 PM

The best part was that the wife found out and followed her all the way to base (the knocked up chick is military) and was cussing her out through the fence. It was a hilarious scene.

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2009 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 615087)
2 hours is stretching it. I'm guessing it wasn't anything important she had to do. Maybe she's daddy hunting?

She's going out to get drunk so yes she's probably daddy hunting.

Tadao Feb 20th, 2009 06:46 PM

Did mom stand there at attention straight faced? That would totally piss of wife.

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2009 06:48 PM

She briskly walked away with her head down as the wife called her a bevy of interesting names. Everyone else nearby was utterly confused with "what the fuck?" looks on their faces.

Tadao Feb 20th, 2009 06:53 PM

She's gonna come home drunk and take care of her 2 month old baby? :( That makes me nervous about the babies safety. Especially if she didn't attract any men.

Kitsa Feb 20th, 2009 07:00 PM

:/

Embee90 Feb 21st, 2009 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 614902)


I'm surprised I've never seen/heard of shrunken apple heads. That's pretty cool.

this is by far the most frightening thing i have ever seen. ever.


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