Thanks for the corrections, my english is a little bit rusty :(

DeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Your english is fine, it was a misunderstanding.

There's Pub Lover!

Damn, I thought you'd been toe tagged with acute alcohol poisoning somewhere over there, Pub.

im hunngggrrrryyyyy

I just made dinner. I roasted chicken tenderloins until they were soft, then sauteed them in butter, white wine, mushrooms and garlic. We had long-grain brown rice and baby lima beans and fought over what kind of outdoor enclosure to make for the dog.

Sounds good kind of :O I've been wanting battered and fried chicken breasts with gravy and mashed potatoes (also with gravy).

dericious :(

im prolly gonna have broccoli and rice though

I GOT SOME GRAVY FOR YOU.

AND I'VE GOT BATTERED BREASTS.

I GOT SOME BATTER FOR YOU.

I heard today that New Zealand have this law where if you're suspected of breaking copyright law three times (i.e. downloading shit) you can be removed from the internet. It's a similar deal to something they tried to introduce in the UK a while back.

Maybe that's what happened to pub-lover and right now he's breaking the law to tell us he's not dead.

I imagine is too busy watering Koala Bears and being a hero.

Removed from the internet, huh? He'd probably be thrilled.

EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING

Bobby McFerrin is going to be performing here.

Unemployed, need money.

Whatever.

female co-worker, regarding a hole in her jeans, "my hole got bigger."
my response, "what, did you have a baby or something?"
"no, nasty, i mean the one in my pants."
"so do i."

i don't like getting off work as the sun is coming up.

That's sexual harassment. I hope you like JAIL.

Damnit my bank has now charged me about 130 clams just for writing a bad cheque. Fuck you Natwest.

They were going to add another £56 on top of that but I phoned them up and told them to stop being dicks.

I think I'm going to join the Kidney Walk next month

I'm trying to decide what shitty food option to choose for lunch before I have to go back out to another appointment.

What I'd really like to do is eat a whole box of Petit Ecolier cookies (the ones that are a slab of chocolate with token cookie underneath), but that's probably not a great idea.

Cookies sound good.
It's tuna for me today.

Oh crap. I just realized I forgot a lunch all together.